Anyway, I fought I'd show some pictures ob my day. First we went to Petsmart and I got my nails clipped and got to see my widdle petsmart worker fwiends (I know a wot ob people dere!) Den I got to see SANTA CLAUS! He was at da store! I couldn't believe it! I rushed him! I wanted him to know what a good girl I was. Da wady took some pictures and mommie took some pictures too. We had a fun time! I didn't get a candy cane or a coloring book dough. We did end up wiff photos and a nice new frame so dat was okay. I wike candy canes dough.
I got two new toys and Awi got one new toy for my birfday. We also got some new chew fingies dat we lub (its a knee bone or somefin wike dat.)
Den me and mommie got back in da car. Mommie took some pictures ob me while she was dribing.
Now, don't you fink dat mommie should have had her eye on da road???
Dis is what I wonder, eben dough I wub habing my picture taken!!I fink dat dis photo wooks wike dat whole "Da dog" fingie. Do you fink dat my nose wooks too big in dis picture? It's cause my nose was only a few inches away from ta camera!
Den we went to my favorite pwace ob all! We went to McDonalds!! I don't get to go inside wike all dose ober kids do. I really want to pway in da pwayground fingie, but mommie says dat dey only wet two wegged kids, not us four weggers. I fink dat dere should be a law against dis discrimation, but dat whole story is for another day!
Mommie got me a pwain double cheeseburger. I wub dose fings!! We took it home and I got to eat it. I eben shared some wif Awi (she can't hab much dough, but mommie says dat a bite or two won't hurt her!)
Dis is me eating my double cheeseburger: 
Lub from your pal,
Baywee
6 comments:
Bayweeeee Ize so glad youze had a dood burfday, I wishes dey wuz all da time too. I will gets my Momma to tells yo Momma dat you needs a new toy ebber week wike me.
Geez you got a hambuger I want one
oooohhhh mom.....muggs
Baywee,
What a fun day you had.I never get a cheeseburger. You are so special. I am glad your day was good.
PS Tell you mom to keep her eyes on the road and take pictures later. I want to keep you two safe
Hattie
dear Baywee...dis Moon...we tried to comez for yourz birffday...but Noooo,mine mama sayz get back herez you guyz...She just didn't understands we waz in a hurry. An den, mine mama gotz that head hurtz, so I licked herz better. Santa cwaus soundz more fun tho...and boogers...I wuv dem...what are dey agin????
Dis is Baywee - All ob you guys need to talk your mommies into going to mcdonalds!! Dis is da bestest fing since Dairy queen ice cream!! Beg! Keep begging!! Wook at dem wiff big puppy dog eyes!! IF dat don't work den demand! Tell dem dat you're going to mess on dere good carpet until dey take you to mcdonalds!! Threats do work sometimes! Especially if they hab to follow you around wiff paper towels cleaning up stinky piles ob your best work!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Dear Baywee, I don't think I am going to read your advice to Cassie and tell Impy and Max not to mention it either. But, I will be sure that Cassie gets a McDonald hamburger soon if she's a good girl.
Impy's Mom
(Impy-I will make sure Mommy thinks she's good)
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