Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Pictures of Taylor

Dis is all da pictures dat we hab for now.

Taylor'sPics

Jen promised us dat she was emailing us pictures ob Taylor wiff Hays. She told mommie dat widdle Haywee (I fink dat mommie spells it Hailey dough) lubs da baby. She asked if Taylor could come home and lib wiff dem foreber. Haywee eben offered to share her room!! I fink dat she wikes her new widdle sister!


Your pal,

Baywee

I fink dat dis is about da funniest fing eber!!

I am gwad dat I am not Frogknot!!! Dis is so embarrassing!!!


Wook at widdle Froggie wearing his brand new widdle Frog harness!!! Do you see dat wook on his face??? Dat wook is because he was very busy barking at mommie!! He said "I don't care if dis is microfiber!! I don't care if it's a Frog!!" While I'm busy typing dis message out he is ober trying to scratch dis beautiful widdle harness off. Den he rolls wike he finks dat it's just going to come off! I am so gwad dat da only fing mommie eber makes me wear (well except for halloween) is my Champ Baywee football jersey, or my Georgia bulldogs jersey!! Poor widdle Frogknot is developing a closet full ob clothing and accessories. I almost feel bad for him, den I remember dat dis is da puppy dat won't wet me sweep in no matter what day it is!!! After I remember dat I just waff!!

If you want a weally cool harness wike Froggies (and who wouldn't? Well, besides me.. velcro wouldn't keep me in one pwace. I fink dat to qualify you first hab to be a widdle dog!!!) all you hab to do is go to dis great store: Dreamydogs.com - "The stuff dreams are made of!"

Mommie is gwad dat she bought da XXS instead of da teacup size. We fought dat Froggie might hab to grow into it because he's only 4lbs 4oz and da XXS starts at 5lbs, but it's not loose at all. Dis is a good fing because we don't want to loose our puppy!! He better not grow out ob it too fast dough!! I want plenty ob time to waff at him!!

Your pal,

Baywee


Tuesday, May 30, 2006

WE HAD A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I didn't hab a baby, Froggie didn't hab a baby (he is a baby) and Mommie didn't hab a baby either!! Our two legger sister had a baby!!! Mommie is a grandma again!! First dere was widdle Hailey, who will be three next month, and as ob today dere is widdle tiny Taylor Lynn!!! She was bigger den Hailey, so we were weally happy about dat! Hailey only weighed 4 lbs and she had to stay in da NIC unit at da hospital for 12 days!! Widdle Taylor is 5 lbs 10 oz and she's nice an healthy. She was actually due on 6/28, but she was impatient and so here she is!! We don't fink dat she will hab to stay anywhere. She will get to go right home wiff her mommie!!

Mommie only has da widdle picture dat Jen sent to mommie between dere cell phone fingies, so here is one quick widdle picture ob Taylor Lynn:
We know dat it's a widdle picture - but widdle cell phones take widdle pictures!! Dis is a fact ob life!! We hab to wait for da big pictures to come!!

I fink dat she wooks a wot wike Hays, but chubbier!! We sure wike knowing dat she's chubbier!!

Monday, May 29, 2006

I fink dat Frogknot is sick!!!

At weast he's sick in da head!!! Dis is not a normal puppy!! Dere is somefing wrong wiff him!! Froggie has spent at weast da wast hour (maybe more) barking at himself in da mirror. You would fink dat after an hour he would know dat da puppy in da mirror is not a weal puppy!! I don't wanna say dat he is dumb... but - dis is not normal bulldog behavior. Since he is a yorkie type bully I would fink dat he would hab enough brains to know his own image!!

Me an mommie are covering our ears trying to protect dem from dat sharp widdle yorkie-bully bark!! Dis is one loud mouth puppy! I fink dat I need a bacation!

Froggie has another hair appointment next weekend. We're not telling him dough. We don't want him to cwy! (He's such a big baby!!)

Welp dat's all da news dats fit to print. I hab to go waff at Froggie again. IT'S A MIRROR, SILLY PUPPY!!

waff,

Baywee

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Wook at us!!

Mommie was surfin dis afternoon and she stopped in to wook at one ob her very favorite websites. it's a pwace called

DesPair,Inc

Dis webiste is one ob dose modivational websites, except dat it's a DEmotivator. It's all da same kinds ob great pictures, but da sayings are all weally funny. We get our calendar here ebery year!! We also hab some ob dere pictures.

Mommie was wooking at one ob da new posters and it was titled "Beauty" den she thought to herself "Self, I bet dat we can make one just wike dat wiff two ober "Beauties" and dat is were Froggie and I came in. Here is our poster!

Beauty


I'm not sure about dat wording dough. Who in da world would fink dat Frogknot is irritating besides me?? I know dat no one would fink dat I'm irritating... well, except for dat bad backyard squirrel ob mine!!

Well, it's back to da drawing board to see what else we can do!


Your happy widdle fwiends,

Baywee and Frogknot

Friday, May 26, 2006

It's a holday weekend!!!

YAY!!

I lub holidays!! It means dat mommie is home wiff us!! Best ob all, she's on call so dat means dat she won't be wondering too far from home because she might need to do somefin (whateber dat somefing is dat she does at work. She doesn't take me an Froggie to work so we don't eben know. Not eben on "take your kids to work day!!" I fink dat dis is an outrage, but I guess dat is a whole nuther story.) Me an Froggie wike it when mommie's home. Well, Froggie wikes it as long as mommie's not doing somefin dumb wike vacuuming. He's scared and hates all dat noise. I don't mind it much dough. I'm used to it, besides, it means dat mommie is doing her job and she's taking good care ob us. As wong as she's keeping us cwean den I don't mind at all. After all, I don't hab do do da work!!

So, dis is a fun fing. Does anyone besides us wike to wait until it's waite at night, den turn on scary movies??? Mommie as got one eye on da tb and she's watching Ring 2. Da first Ring was weally scary!!! Eben dough it's scary we still sweep just fine!! Dat neber bothers us!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

waff

Happy Memorial Day dis weekend and fanks a wot to eberyone dat has served, is serving and will serve in da future! You are what makes dis country! We wub you wots!


Mommie said dat we'll post some pictures wader dis weekend!

Lub, Baywee

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

My pal, Piper and his broder, Corky




Piper's mommie emailed my mommie and sent her some pictures!!!


Piper sure is a handsome dude!!

I'm wondering if Piper's mommie wants to trade one slightly used Frogknot (you know, until he grows up a widdle bit and minds his manners) for Piper!!!

Ineed to hab my buddy ober someday to pway!!



Dis ober dog is Corky! He kinda wooks like me a widdle bit, see he's got brown around his eye and a black nose and some white fur. Dat is what I hab too!! We're almost twins!!

Wooking good, Piper!!!

Your bestest pal and pwaying buddy,

Baywee

Frogknot is a bad boy!!!!

Dis morning while mommie is trying to get weady for work dat bad puppy ob mine got into one ob mommie's widdle baby plants. He dumped dis whole widdle baby plant ober and den dragged it all ober. Dere was potting soil (I fink dat's just dirt so I don't know why people don't just make it easy and say dirt too) eberywhere!!!

Mommie saw it and she told him STOP!!! He wooked at her den he took dose dirty widdle paws and wan into da libing room. Fings are okay now dough. Mommie swept up all dat dirt (although I did note dat she didn't swifter yet) and she vacuumed da libing room floor. Now she's running off to work. I guess she ran outta time to get dat swifter out!!

Welp, I gotta go hit da lub seat. Dat's enough excitement for me in one day!!

Your pal,

Baywee - da tattletale

Monday, May 22, 2006

Dis is how Yorkies pway



Froggie had his yorkie pway group yesterday. He told me dat at first he was very scared!!! He didn't fink dat he wiked dose ober dogs. He wanted to come home!! Den after a widdle while he decided dat he could come out from under mommie's wegs and maybe check out some of da smaller dogs. He didn't wike da big ones, but den after he started pwaying den he was okay wiff dem pwaying and chasing wiff him!! He had a wot ob fun!! He was so tired when he got home dat all he wanted to do is sweep!! Dis was one lazy puppy!!

Froggie met Argyle yesterday too!! Argyle is a new widdle yorkie puppy dat is owned by some friends of mommie's where she works! Dey came to da meet-up and Froggie got to pway wiff him. Froggie weally wiked Argyle!!

I fink dat I would wike to attend a yorkie meet-up!! It wooks wike dere were a wot ob cute puppies dere!

Froggie had wots ob fun and I am weally glad dat he went. I lubed being able to nap for da afternoon wiff out him buggin me!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Yardwork day!!!

Dis was yardwork day. So far Mommie cut da grass, we waffed. She used dat darn weed eater fingie, we waffed. She scooped poop, we rolled wiff wafter!!!

Den she was finished and she got a tweet - we weren't waffing so hard den - dat wasn't fair!!!

But while she was so busy working, me and Frogknot made dis:














We hope dat you enjoy some pictures!!! Mommie promised new pictures dis weekend!! And tomorrow Frogknot is going to a widdle Yorkie pway group so I will hab some time all to myself!! I can't wait!! I'm going to sweep!! No puppy!! I get alone time!!

Lub,

Baywee and Frogknot

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I am not a morning dog!!!

Dis is not fair at all!!! Frogknot is learning how to use his widdle stairs to get up on da bed. Well, in da mornings I wike to sweep in. Some mornings I don't eben get out ob bed until way after mommie weaves for work!! If dere is no reason to get outta bed den I prefer to sweep until noon!! Dis is da problem: Frogknot is not a sleeper!! Dis puppy is a morning puppy!! Dis rotten widdle puppy finks dat he has to wun up and down dose stairs while mommy is in da shower and den eben when mommie leaves da room. I want to sweep in, but dis puppy won't wet me!!! He jumps all ober me and wiks my face until I hab no choice but to get up!! Dis just isn't fair!! I wike habing my beauty sweep!!

Frogknot chewed a widdle hole in one ob mommie's pillows on da couch tonight. Den he took da stuffing out ob da pillow and spread it all ober da libing room. I hab a feeling dat someone is going to be in trouble when mommie sees what some WIDDLE TADPOLE did!! I watched, but I was a good girl and I didn't eben try to take one bit ob stuffing out!! Dat is just not my fing!

Your pal,

Baywee

Monday, May 15, 2006

Dis is Frog

And I just wanna tell you dat Baywee isn't a very good baby-sitter!!! I fink dat today she had just about enough ob me!! When mommie came home Baywee eben rolled her eyes at mommie. I've heard all dose stories about how Baywee used to dribe Awi crazy when Baywee was a widdle puppy!! I don't fink dat Baywee can say anyfing about me dribing her nuts!! Mommie told Baywee dat one day I'm going to outgrow all ob dis bouncy widdle puppy stuff, but here's da fing - I wouldn't bet on it!! Remember now, it took Baywee more den three years before she calmed down!! Dat was three years dat Awi had to live wiff Baywee being out ob control!!


Hey Baywee - maybe tomorrow you could just twy a bribe or two!! Ice cream might work!!

Fings will be much better around here when eberybody understands dat it's all about me!!

:)


Oh yeah - one more fing - I chased da backyard squirrel today!! I wun weally fast, but dat squirrel is faster den me!! Baywee yelled at me because I took some toys outside and dey don't belong dere!! Dat squirrel will steal our toys! Baywee said dat I hab to cwean dem up, but I'm just going to wait for mommie to do it!!

Your pal,

Frogknot

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy Mother's Day, Eberyone!!!

Here's a fun video for eberyone!

PS, we lub you, Mommie!!!

Baywe and Frogknot!



Saturday, May 13, 2006

Froggie visits da pugs!

Today Frogknot went to see Awi's fwiends at da monthly pug meet-up. Mommie thought dat da widdle tadpole would wun and pway wiff da happy widdle pugs, but poor Frog was still scared ob da pugs!! He didn't want to wun or pway wiff anyone at all! Dis is such a shame!! Dose pugs were all Awi's best fwiends! Awi lubed all ob dem!! Mommie said dat it will just take some time for Frogknot to get used to being around ober dogs. She said dat he's just "sensitive" but personally I fink dat he's being kind ob a big baby!!!

Mommie weally enjoyed being awound all da pugs. I wonder if we could change Frogknot into a pug. Maybe if we curl his tail up a widdle bit and color his hair... He would wook wike a weally weird pug dough. On da ober hand, he makes a wonderful widdle yorkie so maybe if he gets a chance to go to a yorkie meet-up he won't be so scared cause den he will be wiff his own "people." It would be kind ob embarrasing if Frogknot was such a big baby in front ob his own kinda people. I know dat dere is a meet-up sometime awound here for yorkies, but I fink dat it's way up north. We keep waiting for a bully meet-up to happen down here too. Dat would be very nice!! I would wike to wun wiff my own type too!

It's a beautiful night and I fink dat mommie is going to light a fire in da fireplace and sit outside dis night. We haben't had a fire in da outside firepwace since last year. I'm wooking forward to it!

Your pal,

Baywee

Friday, May 12, 2006

It's Friday!!!

Dis is Baywee and I just wanted to tell eberyone dat it is Friday!! Da best fing about Friday is dat it means dat Saturday is right around da corner and mommie will be home pwaying wiff us!! I lub dat!!

Two fwiends started blogging, you'll find dere blogs here:

http://wosieishere.blogspot.com/

http://bullygurlzsnapshots.blogspot.com/

Talk to you wader dis day!!

Baywee

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Dis is a ducky kinda day!!!!

Mommie brought us home a duck dinner!! Dat is one of my very favorite dinners eber!! I don't know what we did to be dis good, but I sure hope dat we keep it up!! Dis is Frogknot's first time eating duck. He seemed to weally wike it too!! I weally hope dat I don't hab to share much dough!! Sometimes dis whole sharing fing is just a bit much!! I wike habing everyfing dat I do and I want eberyfing dat Froggie has too!! Dis seems only fair to me!! After all, I'm bigger, older and much smarter!!

We had snow dis morning!! I fought dat was so wonderful!! I wan zoomies frough da whole house!! Mommie wasn't weally happy about me dragging snow into da house, but she did waff at us. It seemed to start our day out just right!!

Speaking ob Froggie - someone pooped in our house... We're not going to name any names, but I can tell you dat HE weighs 4 lbs. Dis would make it not Baywee because.. well, wike I said before, I am smarter dan da tadpole!!

Your pals,

Baywee and da tadpole (da widdle pooper!!!)

Monday, May 08, 2006

Dis and Dat



Wook at what we hab here!!! We hab grass!! Wong grass!! Mommie hasn't been able do do dat weed eater fing because she was out of pwastic string, so I fought dat I would do my duty and help her out wiff some ob dese chores!! I started pulling down all dis grass and eating it. Mommie said dat I sounded wike a cow - she said dat if she closed her eyes she could picture betsy eatin dis grass.

I didn't fink dat was very funny... But I do lub grass!!

Now who wouldn't want to crunch on some ob dat beautiful greeen stuff??

Now do you wanna see some more green stuff???

Well, Mommie went shopping and dat is one ob our most favorite fings for mommie to do because she always comes home wiff somefing!!!

Today I got a can of balls (I lub balls!!) and a toy and Froggie got a brand new bed!!!





Dis is Froggie's bet!! It's a great big (well, bigger den Frogknot, but way smaller den me) GREEN FROG!!
Dis frog is microfiber so he's weally soft and he's also flat so Froggie can use him as a bed. He's already waying on a microfiber (and bead fingie) pillow for a bed so dis puppy is getting an upgrade to first class!!



I fink dat Frogknot wikes his new bed!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, May 07, 2006

We are habing such a beautiful day!!


I wub it when da weather is just right. Not too hot, not too cold!! Dat makes it perfect "sittin' in my chair" weather!


Den widdle Frogknot finks dat he should try to sit on a chair. He's not quite big enough to do it dough. He tried several times.


Wook at how handsome dis widdle tadpole ob mine is getting to be!! He's not quite Bulldog cute, but he will do!! I weally do enjoy his company!!


Dere is not much better den a day spent on da deck. I'm so glad dat spring time weather is finally here!! Dis is almost da life!! (it would be da life if mommie would deliver some ice cream, but she won't. We already asked her!!!)

While we enjoyed time on da deck Mommie spent her time mowing da grass and working in da yard. Dis seems pretty fair to me and Froggie!! Work builds character and mommie needs a wot ob character!! Don't mind what she says about me and Frog being all da character she needs!!

Happy warm Sunday to eberyone!

Baywee

Saturday, May 06, 2006

We got new TV!!!

Well, not weally!! Our tv's are da same tb's dat we've had, but we got new TV anyway!!! Mommie got rid ob comcast cable and we got DishNetwork . We hab been pwaying wiff it all day wong!!! We got a DVR in two wooms (mommie said somefing about eberytime she twies to watch somefing me or Frog get in her way and she misses somefin!!) and we got a standard receiver in two wooms. We hab a wot ob TV!!! We went wiff da Top 180 package cause it had WOTS ob channels, den we also got HBO cause mommie wubs dose series dat dey do. Wike 6 feet under was her very favorite show and now she wikes dis new series "Big Lub" on HBO. It makes her waff so we wike dat!! Now when mommie is at work me and Frogknot can boff record our own favorite movies and not eben hab to annoy each ober. Frog wants dibs on da new recliner, but mommie said no dogs on da recliner, so he will eber hab to use da built in recliners on da couch or sit on da floor cause I already dibbed out da bedroom. I wike snoring.. oh I mean WATCHING tb from da bed. We hab feather pillows and comforter. Dat is what I'm talking about!! Dat is da good life!!


Froggie is doing great!! I don't eben fink dat dis boy knows dat he's missing any body parts!!
Dis is not a smart puppy!!! I woulda noticed if someone took somefin away from me!!!

Now, where's dat popcorn and remote control (we had to promise not to taste test da remote controls!!)

Your pal,

Baywee

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Froggie is home again!!

Safe and sound!!

He didn't habe it so bad today!! He didn't wike being in dat cage, so he cwied and cwied. Den dey took him out ob dat cage and he got to sit wiff da people up at da front desk. He wiked it best when he got to sit on dere waps. He was very comfortable and dey told mommie dat he was one spoiled puppy!! We already knew dat dough!! Waff!!

I am weally glad to hab my baby home wiff me! I weally missed pwaying wiff him wast night!

Your pal,

Baywee

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Mommie said "Don't get in my chair!!"



And Froggie kept twying and twying to get into mommie's chair, so dere was only one fing dat I could do!! I got in da chair to PROTECT it from having some dog sit in it!! I fought dat dis sounded wike a weally good idea!! Dis chair was weally comfortable and I wiked being in it!!

Now, how weird is dis??? Mommie YELLED (WEALLY LOUD) "BAYWEE, get outta my chair!!"

I weally didn't fink dat she meant it, after all, I was protecting da chair from dogs (FROGGIE!!) Well, she weally did mean it. Dis is how mean my mommie can be. She eben tugged at my collar while she was making me get down!! I would neber pull at someone else's collar, so what's up wiff dat??? She should be fanking me, not yanking on my collar!!

And speaking ob dat widdle tadpole, well he's doing just fine. He got neutered (he's an it, I can't wait to tell him dat bit ob news!!) he got chipped and his nails got clipped back.. den dey also noticed dat Froggie had three teeff dat were still baby teef so dey called mommie and said "wet's just pull dese" so mommie said okay. So what did Frog eber do wrong dat dey are just yanking out his teef. Dis I for sure don't get!! I wike me teef right where dey are so plwease don't eber pull my teef!

Your pal,

Baywee

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Froggie goes to da doctor tomorrow...

He has to be dere in da morning for his neutering and chipping. We don't get to habe him back until Thursday after mommie's done working. I fink dat he's going to be weally cwabby when he gets home!!! We'll post tomorrow as soon as mommie gets home from work to wet eberybody know dat he's doing fine. I sure hope dat dey gibe him ice cream or somefing. I fink dat I'm going to tell him dat it's just a swumber party!!

I'm sure gwad dat I already got fixed so dat I don't habe to go frough dis again.

Your bestest pal,

Baywee (who's going to miss widdle Frogknot for da next two days!!