Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I'm in big trouble!!!!!!!!

Dis is it!!! Santa isn't going to come next Christmas!! I know dis for sure!!! I weally, weally messed up dis time!!!

Dis is what happened. Mommie was in da backyard wiff one ob my most favorite toys ob all. She had da hose out and she was squirting da grass and stuff wike dat. Well, I lub da hose! I always chase da water and it makes mommie waff and waff!!! So mommie started to move da house so dat I could chase it around. We were habing a wot ob fun for a few minutes den it happened!! Mommie moved da hose and I jumped for it. Instead ob biting da water dough, I bit down on mommie's HAND!!!!!!! I wasn't eben finking about how hard I was biting or anyfing! I was just pwaying!! Anyway, mommie ended up wiff three puncture wounds on da top ob her hand and one puncture wound on her palm between her thumb and index finger. It bled for a bit, but mommie manged to get it all cleaned up den dumbed a wot ob proxide on da wounds and wapped dem up after putting a wot ob triple antibiotic cream. I'm weally wucky dat mommie doesn't hab to go to da doctor because mommie doesn't hab insurance until Saturday, July 1st. (new job - so hab to wait for new insurance to start!!)

I fought for sure dat mommie was going to yell at me, but weally, dis was her fault!!! When we pway dis game she usually stands on da deck so dat I hab pwenty ob room to chase da water and bite it. Mommie doesn't belong down wiff me when we pway dis game!!

I weally hope dat Santa was wooking da ober way tonight!!!

Now I gotta go sit by mommie cause I wub her wots!!

(Can anyone fink ob a way dat I can bwame dis on Froggie??? Now dat I don't hab dat bad keekat ob mine I don't hab a good pwace to put any bwame!!!)

Lub,

Baywee <----Dis is da girl wiff strong teeff!!

Monday, June 26, 2006

We had such a great weekend!!!

Jay was so happy to see me!!! I fink dat I was probably the biggest weason why he came home (well, besides dat wedding dat I didn't get to go to!) Jay lubed widdle Frogknot too!! Lori wanted to take Froggie home wiff her, but mommie said nope! I was a widdle bit gwad for dat! I kinda am getting used to pwaying, eating and sweeping wiff dat widdle tadpole!!

Mommie got to do wots ob stuff wiff Jay dat we didn't get to do. I couldn't go because, first off, dere was no room in da car for me, and second, because I don't do dat good in all dat heat! Froggie didn't get to go because I wasn't allowed. Dat seemed fair to me!!

Mommie and all da visitors (at one time we had 6 kids including Jay staying at our house) did a wot ob fings! Wiff da visitors dey went to Red Rocks and Lookout Mountain. Den wiff just Jay and Lori dey went to St Mary's Glacier. Mommie said dat it was weally cool! Dey went all da way to da top where da wake is, den crossed ober and pwayed on da glacier snow. Mommie took wots ob pictures!! You can see dem here if you want:

Pictures


Mommie has to run to work and I gotta hit da wubseat!

Your pal,

Baywee

Friday, June 23, 2006

Guess what????????????

Jay is home and he brought Lori and two ober friends!! Dey got home yesterday way early in da morning (I fink dat dey woke us up at around 1:00am.) I was so excited to see Jay!!! Frogknot got to meet him for da first time too!! Jay is home because one ob his buddies is getting married. Tonight is da big night for dat! Mommie is going to take wots ob pictures ob dis big event!!
Den tomorrow dey are going to a pwace called "St_Mary's_Glacier"




Me and Froggie hab to stay home dough. Mommie said dat Froggie is too widdle to go, and it's too much for a bulldog. She said dat she doesn't want me to hab a heart attack exerting all dat energy. She said dat I am good at couching it so dat is where she wants me to be. I can just guard da lubseat!


Lori was doing her nails yesterday so mommie took a picture ob her


I'll post some pictures wader ob my bestest two wegger broder, Jay!!! (yes, i know dat he is also my only two wegger broder, but he's still my best!!!)

Lub,

Baywee and Frogknot

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Baby bluejay

Here are pictures ob our widdle fwiend, da baby bluejay

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scribbledpaper/sets/72157594168493464/

We're so proud of him!! Right now he's sitting under a bush in da front yard (where dat bad tadpole can't weach him.) His mommie and Daddy are sitting up in da tree above and dey are talking to each ober! Den da backyard squirel had to come around run and take a wook too! Da big birds won't wet dat squirrel get near da baby dough! Dey are very smart!

Your pal,

Baywee

Monday, June 12, 2006

I got shot in my butt!!!!!!!!!!!

Dis is true!!!!!!!!!

I got shot in my butt!!!!!!!

Mommie scheduled me for my annual check-up. She also had dem check out my poor widdle paws!! I scrapped dem (wike a rug burn) when I dug dat big hole to china in my back yard ober da weekend. Mommie has been soaking my poor feetsies in da bafftub. Dat hasn't been so bad because I wike water anyway, and it's nice warm water so I don't mind hanging out dere... Anyway, my doctor gabe me a couple ob shots wight in my butt!!! Dat kinda hurt, but she made up for it by telling me dat I was her most favorite dog around. She had to whisper it in my ear dough because Frogknot had to come to da doctor's office wiff me!!

Da weason why Frogknot had to come was because when mommie came home to pick me up poor widdle Frogknot cried and whimpered. He wan around in widdle circles shaking his head. Mommie wooked to see if a bug bit him, but she couldn't see anyfing so she grabbed Frogknot's leash and took him wiff us. Frogknot didn't eben hab an appointment, but da doctor saw Froggie before she eben saw me!!!!!!! I didn't weally fink dat was fair, but den she told me dat she did dat because he's a baby and he was cwying. She said dat when I was a baby she did da same fing for me. I felt a widdle better about dat. Frogknot didn't get any shots, but he did get some drops dat mommie has to put in his ears twice a day.

Da doctor told me dat I shouldn't dig holes anymore. Not eben if I want to go to china. She also told me dat I should keep on soaking my feet for da next few days. Dat should help to make dem feel better. She didn't gib me any cream for dem because wike she told my mom "baywee would just wick if off anyway." She knows me weally good!! I would wick it off!!! She also told mommie dat I am starting to develop some arthritis in my back knee. Me and mommie were both shocked!! I am only four and a half!! Dis doesn't seem weally fair!!

Well, I hab to go. Frogknot is chasing his tail and I want to see who wins. Frogknot or da tail!!

Lub,

Baywee

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Dis wasn't my birfday....

but it kind ob felt wike it!!!

First fings first. Well, dis weekend is Parker Days. They have renamed it "Parker County Festival" but dose ob us dat hab wived in Parker for a wong time know it's just "Parker Days!" Dat means dat it's a great big carnival!! I weally wanted to go, but I neber get to go. Mommie always says: "Baywee, it's too hot and dere weally isn't anyfing for dogs to do. I know dat wots ob people do bring dere dogs, but dose poor dogs wook so hot and unhappy." So mommie finks dat we are much happier at home.

Mommie hasn't been to Parker Days in a wot ob years. She always says dat dere are too many people and it's too hot and all dat. Well, dis afternoon she decided dat she wanted to go walk around and take some pictures. She wikes architecture and she weally wanted to take pictures ob da farris wheel. Especially dat Farris wheel!! Mommie came home wiff TONS ob pictures and me and Froggie had fun wooking at dem!! Here is a show ob dem if you'd wike to see dem:

Parker_Days

Mommie took pictures of our town too. We hab a wot ob everyfing here! It's a nice pwace to lib!

Den when mommie was finished showing us da pictures and uploading dem, den she said dose magic words... "Bayweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, do you want to go bye-bye????" I wan my widdle bully butt to da front door so fast dat widdle Froggie didn't eben know what was happening. In times wike dis it's all bullies for demselves!!! So do you want to know where mommie took us??? She took us to my very favorite pwace!!!!!!!!! We went to MCDONALDS!!! I got a double cheese burger, minus a few widdle bites dat mommie gabe to Frogknot. Dis was Frogknot's first time at McDonalds! He weally wiked it!!

Oh da ober big news is dat mommie ordered her new camera today!! Dis is what she ordered:
New_Camera

I can't wait because I know dat me and Frogknot are usually da stars when mommie takes pictures!! We are going to wook amazing wiff dat fingie!!

Well, dat was our day!!

Baywee and Frogknot

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Frogknot is a wucky boy!!!!

Dis is da fing - mommie went outside to drag dose darn trashcans to da curb cause Tuesday is always trash pick up day. Well, she was only outside for about free minutes when Frogknot got himself into BIG, I mean WEALLY BIG trouble!!!

Dis bad widdle puppy ob mine managed to get ahold ob da string for da blinds in da wivingroom. Dere is only one window dat we actually hab access to and dis happens to be da window. We can't reach anyfing else. Anway, mommie was outside dragging dose trashcans out and Froggie got da string and he ended up all tangled up!! When mommie came in she knew somefing was wrong right away because dis bad puppy always comes to greet her (I fink dat he's stuck to her wike glue) and he didn't come wunning. She wooked towards da libingroom and she saw him struggling on da couch and she heard him making dis widdle cwying noise dat sounded somefing wike "I'm choking, mommie, save me!!!!"

Well, mommie is very smart, she didn't make a big rush at him because she was afraid dat he might try to leap off of da lubseat and that would hang him, so she approched quietly and snagged him from behind. Den she untangled him and once he had dat bad string off ob his throat den he coughed a widdle bit and den he discovered dat his airway was free again. Mommie wooked him all ober and he wooked okay. After a couple ob minutes Frogknot was back to his old self!!

Mommie said to make sure dat I remind eberyone about how dangerous dese cords are!! We cut ours and it's all wrapped around da top fingie in a way dat it can neber come down. Since dis is my window we neber raise or lower da blinds in it - Dey always stay half-way because I need to see out my window!!

I am so gwad dat mommie was only gone for a moment, but den, dis is a clear example ob how much trouble widdle puppies can get into if you don't hab an eye on dem all da time!!

Practicing safety first in our house,

Baywee da good bully

Saturday, June 03, 2006

We had such a nice afternoon!!!!

Mommie dropped Frogknot off at da groomers and we spend all abernoon enjoying dis peace and quiet dat was felt in our house!! Den mommie went and got Frogknot and boy does he wook handsome!! Frogknot said dat if he has to go get a hair cut den he wanted a mohawk. He told mommie dat it's his hair, so he should hab a choice!! Mommie said "Okay, Frogknot, you can hab your mohawk." So dat is what he got!!


Dis is a before picture. Wook at all dat hair!!


See dat cute widdle mohawk??


Dis is one handsome widdle Frog!!

He wooks great!! I won't eben mind (much anyway) sweeping wiff him. At weast all dat hot hair is gone!! Dat helps!!


Well, our nice quiet weekend is ober. Froggie is home!! Wook out eberyone!! Dis puppy is all ober da pwace. I fink dat he's happy to be home!

Your pal,

Baywee