Monday, July 31, 2006

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Dis is da life!!


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It's Saturday and I don't hab to do nuffin!!! Mommie is scoopin poop, mowing da grass and being a weed murderer. Me and Froggie don't hab to do any ob dat dough! Dat is one ob da best fings about being a dog!!

It doesn't get better den dis!

Your pal,

Baywee

Thursday, July 27, 2006

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!!

Dis is Baywee!! Today we woke up to wots ob thunder and lightening!! I'm not scared ob dat stuff, but I sure don't want to go out side. I mean, come on, would you wanna go outside and pee in dat kind ob weather??? I don't fink dat it's funny at all so I decided dat I'm just going to stay in bed until da weather lets up!! Den I'll fink about getting up!! I don't hab to worry about dese kinds ob fings wike mommie does!! I'm a dog! I don't hab to get up!!! Froggie has to get up dough. He's a dog, but he just wants to annoy me. How can I sweep when dis widdle puppy ob mine just wants to wick me in da face??? Dis just isn't right!!!!! I need my beauty sweep!!!!

I just heard more thunder - I'm getting under da covers now!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, July 23, 2006

I went to a yorkie meet-up today!!

And dis is da fing - I wasn't eben dat scared!! I warmed up really fast and I had wots ob fun wiff all my widdle fwiends! We had wots to do and pway wiff! Dere was eben a swimming pool dat mommie frew me into!! At first I didn't fink dat was very fair, but it felt pretty good so I excused her for dat bad behavior! Dere was eben a cake for us to eat!! It was in da shape ob a bone and it was so YUMMY! It had cream cheese in it! I lub cream cheese!

I am so tired now! It took almost an hour to get dere and den home again. I swept all da way home so dat wasn't too bad. I fought it was a fast ride home! Mommie took some pictures if anyone wants to see dem. Dey are on our flickr site:

Click here: Yorkie_Meet-up_July_2006


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Your pal,

Frogknot

PS - Baywee had a weally nice day wiff out me dis afternoon. She said dat it was nice to take a nap wiff out habing a puppy nagging her. Whateber dat means!!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

YAY For Frogknot!!!!!!!!!

Dis is Frogknot and I want to announce to da world dat I am a good boy!!!! Dis is very official!!! Mommie told me wast night "FroggieKnottyBoy, you are such a good boy!!!" Now da reason for all dis is because one ob us in dis house (dat's me!!!) has no had an accident in three days now!!!! Wast Sunday mommie picked up da tarps dat she had on da carpet dat were protecting her carpet from dis widdle puppy and said, "Dat's it Frog, Now dis is what da carpet wooks wike. DON'T PEE ON IT!!!" I can't beweive dat she eben covered da carpet up wiff tarps and we've lived dat way, but mommie weally didn't want me to ruin anyfing (wike a cute widdle puppy wike me could eber ruin anyfing!!! And chewing up dat carpet in dat one widdle space weally doesn't count. Besides, it's only da size ob a quarter and da carpet wasn't exactly on da floor, it was on da stairs!!! We can't talk about it dough. Mommie is still a widdle bit bitter about dat!!!)

I am pretty proud ob myself!! I am Frogknot da big boy!! (well, unless somefing in da backyard scares me and I need to bark and run for mommie, but dat stuff neber counts in my book!!!)

PS - Baywee is happy dat she doesn't hab to walk on dose tarps anymore!!

Your pal,

Frogknot

Saturday, July 15, 2006

I fink dat I'm dying here!!!!

It's 99 degrees and dat is way to hot for dis bully!!!! I don't fink dat I wike dis one bit!!!!! I only spend a few minutes outside den I know dat I hab to come right back in!!! Dis seriously spoils my fun time!! It also means dat I can't sit on da deck. I don't wike dis one bit!! Mommie said dat dis kind ob hot doesn't stay wiff us for to long, but as far as I'm concerned one day is wong enough! I don't eben get to go bye-byes wiff mommie because it's just to hot. Eben wiff air conditioning it's TO HOT!!

Mommie did say dat I can pway in da hose wader, den maybe we can hab some ice cream. Dat would be helpful in improving my mood. For now we're staying inside where it's nice and cool!!

Your pal,

Baywee

PS: Frogknot was a bad boy. (but when isn't Frogknot a bad boy?)

Sunday, July 09, 2006

I stayed up all night wast night!!!!

Jay is home dis weekend for another one ob his friend's wedding. On Friday night he went to a Rockie's game. Den wast night dere was dis big fight on PPV. Jay and his fweiends twied to find a pwace where dey could see da fight for free, but eber da pwaces were already filled up or dey weren't showing it. Den Jay called mommie and mommie said "Jay, just bring your friends home and we'll order it. Jay fought dat was a good idea, but he didn't want to do it because by da time dey got here it da best stuff would be ober. Mommie (feeling wike a superhero, well, she is in my eyes anyway. I always hab a full dish ob food, clean water and new toys, but dat's a whole different story!!!) said "Do not fear, young grasshopper!! I'll order and den turn on da dvr!!!"

Mommie had pretty good timing, she missed da first fight and one round ob da second fight. All da boys came home and started da fight from da begining. Me and Froggie got to stay up wiff da boys!! Froggie only wasted until 3am and den he was a lightweight and gabe up and went to bed. I stayed up da whole time!! Dey eben went to Taco Bell and gabe me dere weftobers!! I wanted a taste ob dere beer too, but Jay wouldn't gibe me any. Mommie told him dat if he shared anyfing wike dat wiff me and I barfed den he was going to be very busy cweaning up carpets and floors. Jay said dat he's not into cweaning barf, so he wouldn't share.

Da boys are sweeping right now. I want to wake eberyone up, but mommie says to wait just a widdle while.

Frogknot doesn't know all da fun he missed just cause he went to bed!!

waff

Your pal,

Baywee

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

We gotta call wast night during da fireworks!!!!!

Widdle Tincup's (mommie weally did forget to eben ask his name!!) mommie called us!! We did find out dat he was 12 years old dough! Mommie knew dat he was an older guy!! Da girl got our name from da emergency room cause mommie weft all our info dere! Mommie gabe her da phone number for da police and gabe dem da name ob da rescue person (Heather.) Da girl dat called was maybe 12-14 years old (mommie fought dat it was impolite to ask her) and da girl related all da info back to her mommie. Dey were so happy to get dere widdle doggie back. Wike mommie fought, dey were frantic and very worried!! We are so happy dat dey got dere baby back!! Parker road is a very dangerous road!!

Dis was one almost happy ending!! I didn't get to keep him, but he is where he is loved!! Dis is important!


Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

P.S. Dear Mutley's mommie. My mommie was happy to read your note! She said dat she's gwad dat da Mutley's are alive but she won't tell me what dis is all about!! Dis is a big mystery to me, but mommie did give me a funny wook wike I might die!! HELP!

waff!

I'm a good girl!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Now Mommie did somefing wrong!!!!!!!!!!

What is wrong around here?????????? Am I da only good one in my house??? First it was Frogknot who was bad and now it's mommie!!! Dis is just an outrage!! I don't fink dat mommie should get any treats or anyfing!! Dis is it!!Mommie was dribing home from da grocery store and as she was turning off da four lane highway, Parker Road she spied somefin!! She saw a widdle dog heading up da hill towards dis dangerous road!!! Mommie pulled off wight away and den she called for dis widdle doggie. She eben told him dat she had tweets!! Dis weally interested da doggie so he turned away from da dangerous road and slowly came to mommie!! She got weally low so dat da doggie wouldn't be scare ob her. He finall came up to her so she petted him. Den finally she picked him up and put him in da car. She drobe him right ober to da doggie emergency room and dey wooked him ober and checked for a chip, but he didn't hab anyfing!! No collar, tags or eben a chip!! I know dat dose chips hurt, but dis is da very reason why doggies need chips! He got a drink ob water while he was dere, den da nurse told her what to do next.

Mommie brought da widdle fellow home wiff her and she gabe him more water (he was weally hot and thirsty!!) I was finking dat we were going to get a new sibling!! Dis would not be a bad fing, but den mommie did da unfinkable!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE CALLED DA POLICE ON DIS POOR WIDDLE DOGGIE!!!!!!!!!

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What did dis doggie eber do wrong to get da police called on him???? I was shocked!!!! I fought dat I was going to get to keep him!!! I eben named him and eberyfing!! Isn't it true dat if you name somefing dat you get to keep it??????? His name is Tincup!!!! Dis is a wonderful name for a cute widdle doggie!! Dere is a widdle mountain town named Tincup!!! It was a perfect name for dis sweet widdle puppy! Dis was my dog!!

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Mommie told me dat da nurse in da emergency room told her to call da police. She said dat dey would be able to take dis widdle fellow, my fwiend, Tincup, to a rescue wady and she would take care ob da doggie while dey search for his mommie.

I am gwad dat Tincup is safe, but I sure would rather him be safe at my house!! Dis is just wrong!! Mommie said dat I should be happy. I hab Frogknot. Well, I fought dat Tincup could take Toby's pwace. Mommie says dat Toby is not replacable because he wasn't ours to begin wiff.

I'm a widdle crabby, but I sure am gwad dat mommie saved dis widdle fellow from certain death!
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Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot is in weally big trouble!!!!

Dis is a fact!!!

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Frogknot was a bad boy!!! Mommie is weally mad at him!! He doesn't even fink dat he did anyfing wrong, dis bad widdle puppy ob mine! Mommie was just heading up da stairs from da family room and she wooked down and found dat bad boy Frogknot chewed up da berber carpet!! Dere were big strands pulled out on the side ob da bottom stair. Mommie had to get sissors and cut da big strands off so it's down to bare backing in a widdle spot. I can't even believe how bad he was!!! I neber eber did anyfing wike dis... well, except for dat time dat I ate mommie's BRAND NEW COUCH. But dat weally wasn't my fault. Dat was mommie's fault because she bought dat couch and it just wooked so good to eat!!

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Anyway, Frogknot is waying low today wich is a good fing for him!! We don't need anymore trouble around here! Mommie caught a bad cold and she weally needs her west. I fink dat mommie should wock Froggie up in his widdle jail box, but so far dat hasn't happened. She's got her eye on him dough. He is waying on da deck wiff me.

I'm weally glad dat mommie didn't yell at me today!! I was a good girl!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Me and Froggie pwaying



Dis is me playing landshark!! Silly widdle Froggie was wicking my ear!






Knock - Knock
Who's dere?


LAND SHARK!

Dis is my toy and I'm not wetting go ob it!! Well, unless mommie says dat magic word
"Tweet?" Den I will wet go and wun wike crazy!! I neber turn down a tweet!






















We got to pway in da water too. See how wet we are??? And mommie learned her wesson! She stayed on da deck and sprayed da hose while we wan in da water in da yard! Dis is a safety first issue!! Mommie's hand is much better now. You can't eben tell dat she got bit!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot