It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!!

Dis is Baywee!! Today we woke up to wots ob thunder and lightening!! I'm not scared ob dat stuff, but I sure don't want to go out side. I mean, come on, would you wanna go outside and pee in dat kind ob weather??? I don't fink dat it's funny at all so I decided dat I'm just going to stay in bed until da weather lets up!! Den I'll fink about getting up!! I don't hab to worry about dese kinds ob fings wike mommie does!! I'm a dog! I don't hab to get up!!! Froggie has to get up dough. He's a dog, but he just wants to annoy me. How can I sweep when dis widdle puppy ob mine just wants to wick me in da face??? Dis just isn't right!!!!! I need my beauty sweep!!!!

I just heard more thunder - I'm getting under da covers now!

Your pal,

Baywee