Mommie bought me a new car!!!

She got a MINI Cooper S just for me and Froggie!! Dis must be true, because why else would she buy a bulldog car?? I habn't been inside it yet because we've only had it a few days. Mommie eben got to design it all by herself (wiff our help ob course!!) Eben our neighbors got to help design dis car! Our neighbor boy weally fought dat dis car needed stripes so mommie added dem.

We can't wait to pway wiff dis new car! Oh, and we named him "Bean" and call him "Mr Bean" or ""Mean Bean"

I can't wait to dribe it!

Your pal,

Baywee

Today is da first day ob fall...

So da only advice dat I hab for eberyone is fall carefully!!



I don't eben understand why we hab to fall every year!!! I fink dat I'm just going to sit on da deck and watch dis time. I don't want to hurt my knee again. :)

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is da deal...

My two legger boy, Jay, got married wast weekend and here's da fing. Mommie went to Omaha and she didn't take Froggie or I to dis wedding. She fought dat we might mess fings up a widdle bit or somefing. I just don't get dat. What would we do wrong??? We are very good dogs when we travel... Mostly.. Well, dere was dat one time.. oh, and dat ober time.. but other dan dat... well, we try not to find about dose ober fings. We're pretty good.

So, Jay got married. Dis is a picture dat mommie took ob him and Lori.



and since I'm showing off pictures, I should show you a picture ob my two legger sister too!! Dis is Jen and her husband Dan!



And den, since I'm still sharing... Dis is mommie's two wegger grandkids - dey are mostly called Number One and Number Two (Kind ob wike Fing 1 and Fing 2 in doctor seuss books)... so, dis is Number One



and here is number two



Today is Friday so dat means dat we hab da whole weekend stretched out in front ob us. I am very happy about dat!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is Baywee

And I am back!!!! Dis summer was weally busy! I had to babysit Frogknot while mommie went off to pway wiff her friends in Texas. I don't know why she wouldn't wet me go and just make Frogknot stay home! Dat didn't seem fair at all! She sometimes acts wike I am a dog too!!

Another fing dat happened to us dis summer was dat Frogknot got skunked! It was terrible! He wasn't eben doing anyfing wrong! We were in our own backyard and dis skunk found a way in and skunked Frogknot. Our groomer was able to get most ob dat stink out, but not all. Anytime he gets wet he smells wike a mixture ob wet dog and skunk. Dis is not a happy smell! I do not wike it one bit!

Den another fing dat happened. Mommie bought a new car! Dis is da fing dough. We don't hab it yet!! Mommie got a MINI Cooper S, but she ended up ordering it because she couldn't find anyfing dat she weally wiked on da lot. Our new car is yellow and wight now it's on dis weally big boat. It's doing it's best to make it home to our house!

Here are a couple of pictures dat mommie took ob us wast weekend:






Talk to eberyone later!

Lub,

Baywee

Ahhh yes, It's Springtime in the Rockies

Ahhh yes, It's Springtime in the Rockies
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dis is Baywee - do you remember me?? I am dis good bully dat neber eber gets into trouble. Do you remember dat part??? I am an angel!! Dis is a true fact!! Just ask me! I am happy to clarify any ob dese facts!!

So, dis is da fing - We are trying weally hard to get fings back to normal in our house. I fink dat mommie is eben craving normal if dat is possible! Who would want to be normal? I fink dat is pretty ober rated!!

Mommie has been sick for a pretty wong time wiff dis fing called bronchitis. I am not sure exactly what dat is except dat it makes her weally tired and coughing and she's on her third round of antibiotics. Hmmm... speaking ob dat, maybe dat is da problem.. maybe instead ob ANTI-biotics she should be taking PRO-biotics. Den maybe dis sickness will leabe her alone! I hab to tell you... I am getting pretty frustrated myself. It's pretty annoying to hab to wisten to all dis coughing and stuff. It's hard to get my beauty sweep when mommie keeps waking me up!!

It is finally starting to warm up here. Mommie brought out my chair so dat I don't hab to sit my butt on da deck wike all dose ober dogs do. I wike my chair!!

Dis is just one more fing - Frogknot and I hab to get a lawyer!! Dis is da first year eber in my life dat I didn't eben get a Easter present!! I was pretty good eben!! Mommie said sorry about dat, but what does she hab to do wiff da Easter Bunny??? Do you fink dat he wouldnt come here cause mommie would cough on him?? Mommie alweady promised us wots ob presents, but I fought dat I'd wet it go on wecord anyway!!! Sick or not da Easter Bunny should come to our house! Dis is our brand new rule!

Now I gotta go get back on my chair! Mommie is alweady waying in bed. She's been pretty tired wately!!

Your fwiends,

Baywee and Frogknot

quit pointing that camera at me!

quit pointing that camera at me!
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Blech - mommie got me up too early! I wike sleeping in until at weast 10am. Dis is not right at all!! I fink dat dere needs to be a rule against mommie's pointing cameras before 10am!!

Dis is your sweepy pal,

Baywee

When you leave pwease turn off dat wight!! I'm twying to sweep here!

Land Shark

Land Shark
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Did you eber watch da ole Saturday Night Live shows? Ebery time I lay upside down wike dis den mommie always starts wiff:

Knock, Knock

Who's Dare?

LAND SHARK!!!

Den she waffs and waffs! I weally don't get it, but den, I neber did see da ole Saturday Night live stuff!! I might hab to catch it one day while mommie is at work!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is Frogknot again....

Mommie says dat I am a very bad boy!! I fink dat dis time she might eben mean it! Baywee said dat I better find a lawyer eben!! I'm innocent dough! I'm still just a widdle puppy and if anyone is to bwame den it's mommie!!!

A few days ago mommie had her camera backback out. Dis is da bag where she carries her weally good digital SLR camera. She has wots ob toys in dere wike lenses and filters, manuals and wots ob interesting stuff!! Well, mommie pulled out dat bag and grabbed her camera. She had da camera at her desk, but she forgot and weft da camera bag down on da dining room chair. While mommie was at work I spied dat bag and fought dat if it has mommie toys den it might hab Froggie toys too!! I gave it a couple ob tugs... den JACKPOT!! Dat whole bag fell to da floor! And dere was so many interesting fings in dat bag! I had to pull eberyfing out and examine it!! Here's one fing dough! I didn't eben touch dose manuals! And you know how much I lub paper!! Not eben one toothmark dere!!

When mommie got home and saw what I had plwayed wiff I fink dat her face turned weally pale!! Den she was mad. She started wooking all ober for her toys and telling me dat I am NOT allowed to pway wiff her toys!! Dis doesn't seem very fair, but whateber I guess. By da time dat it was all said and done mommie managed to find almost eberyfing. She's still missing one lens and three filters. I fink dat I might hab taken dem into da backyard, but I don't remember anymore... and wiff all dat snow still out dere we might not eben know until it all melts!!

Dis weally is all Baywee's fault!! Baywee shoulda been watching me better!!! I coulda been hurt!

waff

Lub,

Frogknot, da good widdle tadpole

Dis is Frogknot

Mommie told me and Baywee dat so many people at unca Ray's memorial service stopped and said hi to her and dey eben asked "Are you Baywee's Mommmie?" Dis is what I wanna know.. What is up wiff dat???? Baywee is a big girl now and I AM DA BABY, but instead people eben asked if I was as bad(???) as Baywee said dat I am!! Dis is da truth! I am not bad!! I'm simply misunderstood!! waff!!

One ob Ray's friends, Pat, eben called us wast week!! I fink dat she might hab wanted to talk to mommie, but Baywee and I hogged up da phone talking!! Pat eben asked if I weally did kype mommie's new chocolate phone. I weally did do dat and now dat Christmas isn't around I don't eben mind saying dat!!

Here is a new picture ob me:


And one ob me an Baywee pwaying wiff a toy.


Dis is evidence dat I am a good boy so don't believe eberyfing dat mommie or baywee tells you!!
I weally am a good boy... Sorta.. Well, it is kinda hard but I do try.. once.. Okay, okay!! I tried once and it was too hard!! I am Frogknot and I live up to my name!!

Dis is your bestest buddy,

Froggie

Raymond 1964-2007

Raymond 1964-2007
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

A fwiend ob ours made dis lovely picture ob uncle Ray.

Tomorrow is da funeral so we are feeling a widdle sad today.

Lub,

Baywee and Frogknot

Ray - the fireman

Ray - the fireman
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dis is Baywee - I know dat I habn't been around and dere is at least one weason why. Eberybody here knows my uncle Ray. My uncle (mommie's bruder) passed away suddenly and fings hab been weally crazy around here.

Uncle Ray's funeral is on Saturday Morning. He is having a great big "Fireman's Respect" funeral. I don't get to go and neither does Frogknot. Mommie said dat all da firemen will be dere and dey will be driving all dere firetrucks and wearing dere nice uniforms for dis event!

Uncle Ray - we miss you a lot and love you even more den dat!

Your favorite bully,

Baywee