Dis is Baywee - do you remember me?? I am dis good bully dat neber eber gets into trouble. Do you remember dat part??? I am an angel!! Dis is a true fact!! Just ask me! I am happy to clarify any ob dese facts!!
So, dis is da fing - We are trying weally hard to get fings back to normal in our house. I fink dat mommie is eben craving normal if dat is possible! Who would want to be normal? I fink dat is pretty ober rated!!
Mommie has been sick for a pretty wong time wiff dis fing called bronchitis. I am not sure exactly what dat is except dat it makes her weally tired and coughing and she's on her third round of antibiotics. Hmmm... speaking ob dat, maybe dat is da problem.. maybe instead ob ANTI-biotics she should be taking PRO-biotics. Den maybe dis sickness will leabe her alone! I hab to tell you... I am getting pretty frustrated myself. It's pretty annoying to hab to wisten to all dis coughing and stuff. It's hard to get my beauty sweep when mommie keeps waking me up!!
It is finally starting to warm up here. Mommie brought out my chair so dat I don't hab to sit my butt on da deck wike all dose ober dogs do. I wike my chair!!
Dis is just one more fing - Frogknot and I hab to get a lawyer!! Dis is da first year eber in my life dat I didn't eben get a Easter present!! I was pretty good eben!! Mommie said sorry about dat, but what does she hab to do wiff da Easter Bunny??? Do you fink dat he wouldnt come here cause mommie would cough on him?? Mommie alweady promised us wots ob presents, but I fought dat I'd wet it go on wecord anyway!!! Sick or not da Easter Bunny should come to our house! Dis is our brand new rule!
Now I gotta go get back on my chair! Mommie is alweady waying in bed. She's been pretty tired wately!!
Your fwiends,
Baywee and Frogknot
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HI Baywee, we sure have missed you and we is really sorry to hear your mommy has been so sick. Maybe now that spring is here hers will get better.
And just for tha record, we didnt' get no visit from tha Easter Bunny either. Mommy says it's cause Daddy is Jewish but we isn't buying into that cause Santa comes to our house even though daddy is Jewish.
Murphy and Bugs
Hey der Baywee, I sure hab missed you, and we hope dat yur mommie iz feewing bedder so she can rite yur diaries egin. Dey make my mommie smile, and dat's always a gud ting.
I didn't get a bisit fwom dat Easter Bunnie eder, AND I gotz snow in TX for Easter at my hooman gwandma's hows. Hmmmpppphhhh!
Cassiedoodle
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