I fink dat I need to sue!! I've been pouting all day and mommie hasn't eben noticed!!! Dis is just wrong!! Dis is what happened. Mommie called a fwiend yesterday and her fwiend invited her ober to enjoy some nice mexican food (one of my favorites.. well not really, but since I wasn't invited....) so mommie said okay, den our fwiend, Cindy, said "Oh, and how about bringing FrogSnot cause we haben't seen him in a wong time... FrogSNOT???? Dat is not his name!!!!!!!! And did mommie eben stand up for poor widdle abused Froggie??? NOPE!! She waffed wike dat was cute!! Den you know what she did??? She picked up widdle Frogknot and she put him in da car wiff her!! No one eben invited me!!! Where is my "Hi Baywee. We lub you, Baywee!" Anyfing wike dat would hab eben been nice.. Nuffin!!!
Den Frogknot told me about how dey tried to feed him to a weally big, mean keekat!!! Froggie was exploring around and dat was okay, but no one told him dat dere were two big mean cats in da house!! He had to find out dis important information all by himself when one ob dese cats popped out from under a bed and started wooking at him wike he was some sort ob fresh dinner. Frogknot wan his widdle legs as fast as he could out da door and down da hallway. Eberyone knew he was in distress because he was SCREAMING at da top ob dose widdle lungs ob his!! He hid behind mommie and watched dat cat sitting in da middle ob dat hallway. Eberytime he took a peek den he screamed some more. Cindy put her keekats away so dat Frogknot wouldn't get eaten so dat shut him up.
After dey ate dinner den dey had some brownies and ice cream. Cindy shared her ice cream wiff da tadpole. She was trying to make up for him being scared (well, and he did try to steal somefing off her plate at dinner) Cindy gabe Frogknot a widdle scoop ob ice cream on da spoon, den she'd take a bite, den Froggie would get a bite. How sick is dat???? Froggie had to eat after a person!! Dat's just gross!! I hear dat dey hab lots ob germs!!! Dey eben tipped dere cups and wet Froggie drink dere water and ice tea straight from dere glasses!! I weally hope dat dis tadpole doesn't come down wiff anyfing after getting all dose people germs!!!
By da time dat Froggie came home he was exhausted!! My poor widdle puppy!! He's not big enough for dat kind ob activity and I still wanna know... WHERE'S MY INVITE???
Oh, don't forget our new message board: http://www.network54.com/Forum/495950/
Your pals,
Baywee and dat tadpole ob mine
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Oh my goodness, poor Frog being scared of the cats!! Baywee you are a good big brother to be so worried about him... but even you have to admit that 'frogsnot' is a funny name.
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