Silly Awi!!

Mommie was able to shoot some cute pictures ob widdle Awi being so cute hiding under her bed wast night. Dese pictures are from a phone. I fought phones were to talk on (I sometimes call ober bullies) but I didn't know dat dey were ebedence gathering material machines too! I'm going to hab to woose mommie's phone so dat I can use it while she's at work. I hab to show you how big da Backyard Squirrel's teeff are!!

Where is Awi??? We can't find her!!!

Wook! No one can eben see her!!

Oh dere she is!! Silly girl!

wook at dat chubby back end and stick widdle
wegs!!!! ha ha ha Tootsie woll!!

Peek a boo! Awi is found!

Wazy weekend..

Mommie is finally starting to feel better, but she says dat I'm probably to blame because all her muscles hurt. She finks dat just cause I swept on her and she couldn't move because dis 60 lb dainty bully was waying on her. Dat is a weason to bwame me for her being sore? Dat's just silly. I was doing her a favor by sweeping on her. Does she fink dat it was comfortable for me to sweep on her?? What did she fink, dat I was going to make her chicken soup instead??? Mommie is only finking ob herself again. I fink dat she's just sore cause she did a wot ob barfin. I took weally good care ob her and I don't just wet anyone sweep wif my toys!!!

We haben't weally done anyfing dis weekend because it's too hot and mommie is still whining. I hope dat she gets better soon cause it's too much whining for me!!

Anyway, I did spend a wot ob quality time sitting in my chair on da deck. I'm still on da wookout for Backyard Squirrel. Mommie did manage to get off her death bed to take a few photo's ob me playing guard doggie. I fought dat you might enjoy seeing me hard at work!! I would hab wiked it if you had seen me sweeping on mommie and being such a good helper, but Awi can't take pictures and mommie was sweeping so I don't hab any pictures of me being such a good citizen. You will hab to just trust me dat!

Here are some ob wast night's photos!

Dis is me watching da fence line. If dat squirrel comes den I will know about it!! Do you see how far my chair is away from da table?? Mommie did dis for a reason (bad in my opinion) She doesn't wike it when dat chair is cwose cause den I use it to get up on dat table. I wike da view better from da table cause den I can see over da slats in da deck instead of frew dem!

Wook at dose toofers! Dis is my beggin wook
cause mommie had food and I wanted some too.

See? I coulda been named "Spot" cause i hab spots
all ober in my white fur.

More photo's coming today! I habe some ob dat cutie pie Arizona being so silly while mommie was sick!

We had a ruff night and day

Mommie woke up in da middle ob da night wast nght. She was SICK, SICK, SICK!!! She spent all her night in da baffroom. I have to tell you. dis really disturbed my sleep! She was up and down and up and down and barfing eberywhere. She was still weally sick dis morning so she had to call in sick. She spent most ob her day in bed. Dat disturbed my day!! Eben dough she was mostly quiet (ober dan da barfing) I still knew dat she was in bed, so it was hard doing all ob my regular fings. I decided to make da best ob fings and try to take care ob Mommie. While she was sweeping, I'd dwag all my toys on to da bed so dat mommie could sweep wif wots ob company. Den when I could tell dat she weally wasn't feeling good, while she was sweeping, I'd cwimb on top ob her. Dat way I could keep her warm. I fink dat it was da nicest fing I could do to take care ob her and she didn't seem to mind (much.)

Anyway, we just got out ob bed. Mommie said dat she's going to take more meds and way on da couch for a widdle while. I hope dat Mommie feels better tomorrow. I don't wike it much when she's sick and I don't fink dat she wikes it eber!!

Going to stake my pwace out on da couch,

Baywee

Dis is me and monkey face

Dat's what I decided to call him! He's my favorite new toy. Awi twied to take monkey face once, but I pushed another toy her way. She doesn't weally know da difference and she doesn't name her toys anyway so it's all good just as long as she has somefin to pway wif.

Here's a picture ob me and monkey face:

Awi snuck up after dis shot and she twied to take monkey face from me: I said AWI!! Don't take monkey face!! Take wion or purple bear!! Mommie always says "Baywee, can't you wet Awi hab her own way??" But if I wet Awi hab her own way, den how will I be able to take my own way??? Dis just doesn't work!! It has to be Baywee's way! Fings just work better in our house if Baywee is happy.

Here's one more shot ob me before bed. I wook wike a cutie pie, don't I??? :)

I wike Monkey face a wot and so far he seems to wike me too. I'm taking him to bed wif me tonight. I want to make sure dat Backyard Squirrel doesn't twy to make himself Inside The House Squirrel!! I don't want to share too many fings wif him!!

I guess dat mommie was wight about gibing him dat ober toy. We checked da fence a widdle while ago and doggie is gone!!! I didn't eben see Backyard Squirrel come and take him. Mommie and I checked around to make sure dat he didn't fall off, but he was no where to be found! We know dat he's going to sweep wif da Backyard Squirrel family tonight!

Good night Mr Blue Bear!! We hope dat you hab a wotta fun wibing wif da squirrels!

Fanks for da cool new toys, Mommie! I wub you best!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sometimes being nice is da best way to be!!

My mom came home today and she told me dat she's been finking about da backyard squirrel all day. She was pondering dat he probably would hab neber taken Mr Blue Bear if he didn't weally need him for somefin. I neber weally thought about it dat way. I only fought about one fing "DATS MY BEAR!! GIBE HIM BACK!!"

Den mommie said "Baywee - how would you wike to twy somefin new. How about you go pick out another toy and let's go take him ober to da fence and weabe him dere for da Backyard squirrel. Wouldn't it be so nice to be generous and do da nice fing."

I fought about it for about two seconds. Den I said "no fank you." I hab wots ob toys, (mommie says too many) but I don't hab a toy dat I fink is just okay to gib away. I wub ebery toy I hab.

Den mommie gab me dat wook. Do you know what dat wook is??? If you hab a mommie den you know exactly what dat wook is.

I went to my upstairs toybox and I picked out a toy dat I won't wike very much and I took it ober to mommie - more wook!!

So I went back to my toybox and wooked around again. Den I started finking about Backyard squirrel. I wonder if he has a toybox... I have three toyboxes and it's not eben enough for all my toys. I was finking dat I bet he doesn't hab toys to pway wif and chew on. And what if he had widdle baby squirrels. Dey might want a toy to pway wiff just da way dat me an Awi pway wif our toys. Den I decided dat I was going to gibe him my favorite doggie toy. He doesn't hab a face anymore, but he is a very good toy!! So I took him ober to mommie and my widdle doggie wooked kind ob sad. Mommie sad dat was a widdle silly considering doggie didn't hab a face to wook sad wif. Den me an Mommie took doggie out to da fence and mommie put him on da top ob da fence for Backyard squirrel.
Don't mind da no eyes fing - It didn't hurt him when I chewed up his face. We were best friends!! He sure is up high on da fence dough.


After I helped mommie put doggie up on the fence I was feeling a widdle sad. Mommie said dat maybe I would feel better if I wrote a nice widdle note to Backyard Squirrel, so I stretched out on da floor wif my crayons (dis is a true story, da purple ones are da best tasting crayon!!)



I felt so much better after writing dis note. !! I'm glad dat I can be fwiends wif backyard squirrel wike I'm fwiends wif da yard bunnies, Killer and Brutus!

Den da bestest fing in da world happened!!!
Do you wanna know what happened???

Well, wook at dis!!! Mommie was wait coming home from work today! She stopped at Target and she bought me some TOYS!! She fought dat a new toy might make me feel better about woosing my Mr Blue Bear!! She was wight!! I wubed all ob my toys! I got a wion, big mousie, brown bear, purple bear, and I gotta MONKEY!! I wub dat monkey da best out ob all ob dese toys!!

Well, I'll be back wader - I gotta go see if Backyard squirrel took doggie yet!!

Your Pal,

Baywee

EEK!!! Mr Blue Bear!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!

Dis is terrible!! Dis note was taped to our front door! Mommie didn't see it when she came home cause it was taped way at da bottom ob da door!! I hab to find nuts! I asked Awi to help, but do you know what she said??? She said "Baywee, you ARE a nut. Send yourself!!!"

Mr Blue Bear!! I'm coming to sabe you!! Be a good boy! I'll find some nuts! I wonder if dis squirrel wikes liberwurst... no wait. I don't wanna share my wiberwurst wif him!!

Mr Blue Bear, I'm sorry dat I ripped your arms off! Come home where you are safe! Well, mostly safe. Cepting dat I don't weally trust me to not eat you. HURRY HOME MR BLUE BEAR!!!

Wub,

Baywee

PS, Someone, hurry and call the ABC or ESPN or someone!! We gotta find Mr Blue Bear. If my two wegged brudder was here right now he'd shoot dis squirrel wif his paint ball gun. Dis squirrel deserves to be blue himself!!

We made posters for da neighborhood!

I'm worried dat people won't recognize Mr Blue Bear. If you wook close at dis picture, den if you can picture him wiff out his arms, and he's not dis cwean either. And he's not as chubby cause mommie took out some of da stuffing in his body when she discovered dat he was disarmed.

Just picture him flatter, dirtier and wiff no arms and den you know who Mr Blue Bear is!!

If you see him call Baywee, don't call Mommie! Mommie already said dat I can't hab him back cause squirrels hab germs. Well, I hab germs too and I want Mr Blue Bear!!

I've been on da wook out for da kidnapper today, but I haben't seen him anywhere in da backyard, fence or da trees. I'm going to keep wooking dough!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Oh, and do you see Mr Blue Bear's pretty white widdle face?? Dat's not white anymore either. I was chewing on his face, but just a widdle bit!!

Stop Thief!! Come Back!!!!

Dis is what happened today. I was sitting on da deck wif my Mr Blue Bear. He is a bear dat I got a few days ago from my bestest neighbors. Me an Mr Blue Bear were just sitting on da deck doin nuffin at all. Den mommie calls me in to da house.

She said:"Baywee, come and get a piece of wiberwurst before I put it away."Well, I didn't really hab a choice. I had to go get a piece cause I knew dat Awi was going to eat a piece! I weft Mr Blue Bear on da deck cause, eben dough he's my best fwiend, I don't wike him enough to share my wiberwurst. After I got my snack I ran right out to da deck and Mr Blue Bear was GONE!! Den I heard a noise and I wooked off da deck ober to da fence and I SAW HIM!! Mr Blue Bear was being kidnapped by the backyard squirrel!! He was sitting dere in da squirrel's mouth!! I yelled at him,

"Mr Blue Bear, jump!!

Sabe yourself from dis dangerous kidnapper!!"

Mr Blue Bear just wooked at me wif dese big sad eyes! He couldn't jump because I wipped his arms off yesterday!! What hab I done?!?!?! Why was I so mean to Mr Blue Bear??

I wan off da deck barking weally loud! I wan straight for da fence. Mommie came to see what Iwas barking about and so I kept telling her, "WOOK UP AT DA FENCE!!!"

Den she spotted Mr Blue Bear and dis killer squirrel and she started to WAFF!! Den instead ob trying to come down and help me sabe my bestest fwiend she went back in da house to get her camera! She wanted a picture ob dis bad squirrel wif Mr Blue Bear in his widdle mouff!! I'm finking dat she wanted a photo so dat she could show it to da police, but she didn't say for sure. Ebedience you know. Anyway, by da time she came back out (I fink it was hours, she said it was moments) da squirrel wan da fence and was gone. Mommie said dat it was probably my fault due to the fact dat I was barking my head off and trying to get da squirrel off ob da fence. Well, ob course I was doing dose fings! Mr Blue Bear needed help!

Mommie walked da fence and wooked all ober, but we haven't been able to find Mr Blue Bear anywhere. Dat means dat he's going to hab to sweep outside tonight in dis cold weather. I'm pretty sad about dis.I came back into da house and I got Mr Cow and took him out on da deck. Mommie said dat it isn't nice to use Mr Cow as a decoy wike dat, but I couldn't figure out what else I could do to get Mr Blue Bear!! Dis ploy didn't work dough. Da squirrel came back and was sitting in da plum tree and he was waffin at me. I didn't see my bear anywhere wif him. Mommie sad dat he probably took Mr Blue Bear to his den.

Mommie said dat eben if dis mean, bitting, squirrel brought Mr Blue Bear back dat I couldn't habe him anymore. She said dat squirrels carry wots ob fings, and we don't want Baywee to get sick. I'm weally sad, but mommie said dat maybe we can find a new Mr Blue Bear somewhere dat is wike da old Mr Blue Bear.

I'm neber going to weave my toys out all by dem selves again! Dis is an outrage!

I WUB YOU, MR BLUE BEAR!!

Sadly yours,

Baywee

Someone's getting married!!

My pal Milo's mommie is getting married!! Dat means dat Milo is getting a deddy!! I fink dat he's kind ob excited about dis upcoming marriage, what do you fink?



I'm not sure what a marrige is, but I fink dat it means dat Milo is getting adopted again, dis time by a deddy!! Dat must mean more toys! And Deddy's wike to rough house and pway wif dere boys, right? I fink dat Milo is a wucky boy!! I hear dat weddings are wike birfdays. Dere are presents and cake too! I hope dat Milo gets a present too!


Congratulations to my bery good fwend! I hope I get a piece ob dat wedding cake too!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Here is Milo's page so dat you can read all about the adventures in his kindgom and his Mum's upcoming marriage fingie http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=122254&j=t
If you hab a moment den I hope dat you can wish dem wots ob fun years for dere future!
Dis photo ob Milo ( 'andsome isn't he?) was modified by my very good fwend, Ce!!
PS Milo - Hide in da suitcase so dat you can go on dat honeymoon fingie dat your mommie was talking 'bout!!

Da Bug man came wast night

I wub when da bug man comes!! His name is Joe and he comes to our house to spray for bugs. We don't wike bugs in our house!! He also knocked down a wasp hibe (he called dem social wasps, but we don't want to be social wif a wasp, dey bite!!) and best ob all, he spent time pwaying wif me!! Ebery time he comes he always pats Awi on da head and he says "Baywee, go get a toy!" and so I wun my widdle bully butt ober to my toybox and get somefing to pway wif. He also doesn't mind gibbing me a fwendly butt scratch. Dere just aren't many people dat just do dat wifout asking!! I followed him eberywhere I could while he sprayed in investigated. He is a fwendly guy.

I'm off to hit da wubseat - I gotta go say hi to Killer and Brutus, our yard bunnies!

Your pal,

Baywee

It's wike Christmas in July!!

It's wike Christmas in July!!
Our bestest favorite neighbor's had a garage sale (but no one eben bought da garage, just da stuff dat dey had waying outside on dere dribway, how weird is dat???) After da sale dey gabe me an Awi all ob da stuffed toys!! It was wike Christmas in July! We pwayed and Pwayed wif our new toys! My very favorite was a yellow bear, and Awi's was dis purple hush puppy doggie. She got to keep it for a wong time, but den I had to check it out for myself. I got yelled at cause dis purple doggie bewongs to Awi! How fair is dat??? Den after I had to gibe back dis purple doggie awi didn't eben want it anymore. She said dat it had my germs on it. She took a widdle gray puppy and she's hiding wif it under mommie's desk wight now! She finks it's wike her baby or somefin
!

I hab to figure out a way to keep all dese toys for myself! I hab to go plot dis out. Dere must be a way!

Your pal,

Baywee

We bwoke a record, and it wasn't eben my fault!!!

I didn't break nuffin!! We spent most ob our time inside today because dis fing dat day call a temperature was 105 today. Dat was a record!! One ob da records we broke was from dis pwace in time called da 1800's. I guess dat means dat it was weally hot!!!

Me an Awi were kind of babies about it. We were bored because what can anyone do when it's dat hot out?? It's not good for walks and mommie won't wet me go anywhere in da car eben wif air conditioning beause she says dat it's just too hot out. We spend most ob our time downstairs watching tb while mommie wead dis new harry potter book. Mommie says it's good, but don't take my word for it. I habent read it yet. I don't get a turn until after mommie has read it. She said somefin about people first. Dat doesn't seem to be very nice dough. She needs to wern how to share.

For a tweet tonight we got an ice cream sandwich! It was yummy!! I wub ice cweam. Awi said dat she saw mommie swip a pill into mine, but i didn't taste nuffin. Mommie has also noticed dat some of my hair seems to be growing back. Awi seems to fink dat it's cause mommie is gibbing me des throid pills, but i don't fink so. I haben't seen a pill yet! I know dat when I do I will spit it out I hate pills!

Awi says dat it's time for bed now, I hab to hurry so that I can try to get my spot, which just also happens to be where mommie finks dat she needs to sweep.

Your pal,

Baywee

Baywee is hot!!!

So we decided to wook at pictures from our bwizzard wast April!!

Now dis is a nice refreshing photo! I dug all sorts of tunnels in our backyard. I wubed pwaying in da snow!!

I sure could use a nice refreshing ice cream bwizzard!! I wonder if I could talk mommie into a twip to Dairy Queen!

We hab ice cubes in our water dish. We wub drinking ice water when it's dis hot outside!

Today mommie mowed da grass and me and Awi watched from da deck as she scooped poop. Don't tell her, but we waffed!!

Well, I gotta get back to wooking at our nice cool bwizzard photos,

Baywee

Cameras come wif wots ob rules!!!

I got to use mommie's camera for da first time tonight. I fink dat it might have been for da wast time too, but I'm not sure yet. I guess it depends on how mad she is at me, and how long that madness wasts!!

Camera's come wif wots ob rules. Mommie said dat da first fing anybully needs to know is dis very important fact. If you pick up da camera den da first fing you must (must, must, must) do is put dis stwap fingie around your neck. Dis is weally important cause if you don't do it den somefin can distract you (wike Baywee) and you can dwop da camera fingie. Dropping is a bad idea!!!

Da second fing dat any good photographer needs to know is dat da picture taker is not normally supposed to be in da picture. If you want to take a picture of bunnies, den you hab to point da camera at bunnies and not at Baywee. Oberwise you won't get a picture ob bunnies at all. You will hab to wook at your own pretty mug and it might not be in focus (whateber dat means. I know I always wook my best in pictures!) If you do forget to turn da camera around dats okay cause when you snap da button den you will know wight away dat it's wrong cause you will get wots ob wight in your eyes and you won't be able to see bunnies for a widdle wile.Wucky for us eyesite does come back!!

I had two bunnies in da yard today!! I couldn't find da baby dough. Awi said dat we should name dese bunnies somfin more dan just "yard bunny." Our neighbor has a yard bunnie too and day named him "Frank." Dat doesn't sound wike a really good name to me dough. Why would someone name a bunny frank??? I was finking somefin wike Killer or Spike or Butch - or maybe somefin wike dat. After all, bunnies do bite bulldogs!!

Mom said dat dis picture was good for a first (or second if you count dat picture I took ob me) try and dat I could be a photographer when I grow up cepting for one fing, and dis is da fing dat is da reason dat I'm hiding and mom is yelling. When you are a photographer you hab to be weally still and wait for your shot. Sometimes you might eben habe to wait for longer den a bully can stand, but mommie says it's worth it if you want a good photo, but here's da one fing you don't want to do. If you see a bunny and you take his picture, den you might consider taking another picture, or maybe take a picture ob another fing. What you don't want to consider is CHASING da bunnies to see if you can run as fast as dem!!!

Here is da reason why. My neck is lower to da ground den mommies is so it didn't do much good to put it around my neck cause it hits da ground. Mommie fought dat it was a weally BAD IDEA to dwag her camera up and down da street chasing bunnies. If you do dat den you can expect to be yelled at. Dat is da way wife is. Make sure you take da camera off and hand it safely to your mommie den run!! Dat way you will only get in trouble for weaving your yard and wunning in da street wif out holding hands. You won't get yelled at for wetting da camera go bonk, bonk up an down da street. Just a widdle tip from photographer Baywee!!

Oh yeah, and don't forget dat if you're taking a picture dat you should keep da camera straight. Dis picture was a widdle sideways, but den, I'm always a widdle sideways so it works for me. Mommie says dat you have to be creative and try new fings (except for da bang, bang fing wif da camera - dat's neber good or creative!!)

Now I gotta go see if I'm still in a wot of trouble,

Baywee

Dis, Dat and oberfings

I don't fink dat dis is fair. It's a beautiful morning and I'm sitting outside on the deck in my chair just enjoying wife and do you know what happens??? Mommie starts calling me. I ignore her cause I'm just sitting outside enjoying da morning and finking about fings. Den she calls louder so I ignore more. Mommie really is ruining my beautiful morning wif all her loud noises!! Den she comes to da door and says "Baywee, wook, I'm going to be wate for work. You hab to come in now!! I've been calling you! Wets go." So I turn my back on her. I hab a morning to enjoy!! Den she steps out onto da deck and SHE MADE ME COME INSIDE!!! Dis is not fair!! I wasn't doing nuffin but enjoying a beautiful morning!! I fink dat eberybully should be able to enjoy a nice morning wif out someone yelling in dere ears!!

Now for some ober fings. We hab a new yard bunny in our front yard! We saw him yesterday! He is just a widdle baby. I tried to say hi to him, but he wan under da bushes! I want to take a picture of him so mommie said dat would be okay. Tonight she's going to wet me use her camera for da first time. I've neber taken a picture before. I'm very excited! I hope dat da bunny wikes habing his picture taken!!

It's supposed to be hot again today. I wike average. I'm not big on all dis hot stuff we've been having.

Well, I need to get off ob mommie's computer. She weft for work alweady and I need to hit da wubseat and wook for bunnies.

Your pal,

Baywee

Awi's fun pug day in da park

Awi weally enjoyed her monthly pug meetup. She told me dat some new puggies eben came and dat she weally wiked eberyone. I want to go to one ob Ari's get together, but she told me dat bullies aren't invited to dis party. Eben if I dresesd up as a pug dey would know cause I'm too big to be a pug. Besides, I don't hab dat cute widdle curly tail wike Awi has.

I wubed seeing Awi's great big smile when she got home.

Oh, all ob dis is cepting on fing!! Awi got to dribe da car!! She said dat mommie wet her dribe because da park is in our neighborhood so it's weally cwose by. Dis is not fair!! Awi said dat she didn't eben hab we wicense wif her cause she didn't wear her collar!! How could she dribe wifout a wicense??? I can't bewieve dat mommie wet Awi dribe! She can't eben weach da peddles!! Awi said dat it's cause she's nine and I'm not! She eben got to control da air conditioning and she turned it on full blast! I need a wawyer. Dis is an injustice!! I want to dribe da car somewhere too!! Awi said dat she sat on mommie's wap so dat she could see out da windows. Mommie neber wets me do dat! I hab to sit in da backseat!! Dis just isn't fair at all! I fink dat I should be able to sit on mommie's wap if we're just going to da park, but mommie won't eben wet us take the car if we're only going to da park! She tells me dat I hab four feet and I need to use dem so we hab to WALK to da park!!!!!!!!! Only Awi gets to dribe cause it's too far for her to walk wif her hard time breathing. Dis is not fair!! Bullys should get to do what dey want to do!!!

Your pal,

Crabby Baywee

Awi's fun in da park

Awi weally enjoyed her monthly pug meetup. She told me dat some new puggies eben came and dat she weally wiked eberyone. I want to go to one ob Ari's get together, but she told me dat bullies aren't invited to dis party. Eben if I dresesd up as a pug dey would know cause I'm too big to be a pug. Besides, I don't hab dat cute widdle curly tail wike Awi has.

I wubed seeing Awi's great big smile when she got home.

Oh, all ob dis is cepting on fing!! Awi got to dribe da car!! She said dat mommie wet her dribe because da park is in our neighborhood so it's weally cwose by. Dis is not fair!! Awi said dat she didn't eben hab we wicense wif her cause she didn't wear her collar!! How could she dribe wifout a wicense??? I can't bewieve dat mommie wet Awi dribe! She can't eben weach da peddles!! Awi said dat it's cause she's nine and I'm not! She eben got to control da air conditioning and she turned it on full blast! I need a wawyer. Dis is an injustice!! I want to dribe da car somewhere too!! Awi said dat she sat on mommie's wap so dat she could see out da windows. Mommie neber wets me do dat! I hab to sit in da backseat!! Dis just isn't fair at all! I fink dat I should be able to sit on mommie's wap if we're just going to da park, but mommie won't eben wet us take the car if we're only going to da park! She tells me dat I hab four feet and I need to use dem so we hab to WALK to da park!!!!!!!!! Only Awi gets to dribe cause it's too far for her to walk wif her hard time breathing.

Dis is not fair!! Bullys should get to do what dey want to do!!!

Your pal,

Crabby Baywee

Twip to PetsMart

Today mommie took me to petsmart to get my nails cwipped. I wanted to dribe da car, but mommie said dat I'm not allowed to until I am fibe. Dis is eben dough I hab a wicense dat I wear around my neck!!
I wub going to petsmart!! The people dat cwip my nails are my most favorite people. While day are cutting my nails I wike to wik dem in da face. It makes dem waff and it makes me wiggle my widdle butt all around. I hab a wotta fun dere!!

Afterwards we came home and I posed wif my tough bully wook. It always makes mommie waff.


Tomorrow is Awi's puggie day in da park. I don't get to go, but mommie said dat she's going to take pictures of Awi and her fwiends! Mom says dat I weally need to allow Awi her space... whateber dat means. I fink dat Awi has wots of space alweady. What does she need more space for???

We're watching a scarey mobie tonight called "Hide and Seek" I don't know if it's scary or not, but I sure do wub it when we watch mobies because mommie makes popcorn and she shares it wif us sad sack faces!! We wub dat!!

Running to sabe my pwace on da couch before Awi gets it,

Baywee

Land ob da free...

and da home ob da brave!!

Wooking at Fireworks!!

We were hanging out on da deck wast night wooking at all da beautbull fireworks!! Dis time mommie remembered to open up my chair so I could sit and wewax on da deck wif her. Now all I need is a hotdog and a burger. I wub forth of july!

Awi is inside hiding behind da couch so we can't spend much time outside because we weally need to be inside sitting wif her. We wub Awi a wot so we don't want her to be scared!!! We're going to watch DVD's tonight so I gotta go!

Wunning to pick out a DVD before Awi gets dere,

Baywee