Just doing a widdle weading tonight...

Milo's page always makes us waff!!! We were checking it out tonight and we found da coolest fingie!! Dis is Milo'sPage and if you scroll down to his diary you'll see dat Milo posted a link to his Aunt Laura's website: Laura'sDogBoneArt Why should you wook at it?? If you peek you'll understand!! It's so colorful and bold!! And best ob all, my pal Milo is on dis website!! Here is da Portfolio where Milo is!! Da picture is titled "Mr. Milo's Bow Tie" Who wouldn't want a blue and purple dog!!!! Dis is what I wanna know!! I fink dat it wooks just about wike Milo!! It's how we pictured him anyway!!!We like da fish too, but we also wike "Moose's Toofeses And His Pancakes." Toby wikes da keekat "Fishbones" too! We just wanna know where are da yellow dogs????

I gotta get back to surfing!! It's almost Frogknot's bedtime and dat means peace and quiet for me!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Good Morning!!

YAY! It's Thursday!!! Dat means dat it's almost Saturday and mommie won't be dragging me outta bed so early!!! I lub weekends!! It's finally starting to warm up too! Dis is a weally nice fing!! I can't wait to spend my ebenings sitting on da deck in my chair!! I don't eben fink dat Frogknot can get into a chair yet!! We're going to hab to practice dat!!!

Hurry Saturday!!! Hurry fast!!

Lub,

Baywee

Is Dis Christmas????

We wooked outside, but we didn't see Santa claus!! We saw da mailman instead!!! We got a package from a very good fwiend ob ours!! Her name is Lori (not to be confuse wiff Jay's girlfwiend, Lori dough!!!) and she sent us a package full ob stuff!!

I got dis weally cool princess dog and Froggie got dis squeeky Frog! We also got cookies!!

Eben mommie got somefin!





Mommie got some pictures, well, signs weally, one is a bulldog and one is a PUG!!! Dis meant so much to Mommie because Awi's birfday is coming up in a couple ob weeks and Mommie has been finking about how much she misses our Awi girl!!

We'll post some pictures ob us pwaying wiff our stuff soon!!

Fanks a wot, Lori, for thinking about us and sending us dis weally cool stuff!!!

We lub you lots and lots!!!

Oh, and mommie said Fanks for sending dat nice wedder too!!

Lub ya,

Baywee and Frogknot

Dis was a great weekend!!!

Dis is Lori!! We all lub Lori!! We had a great weekend wiff her and we can't wait until she comes back to see us again!!


Dis was Frog's first time meeting her.












Dis wooks wike lub to me!!! Dey boff are smiling!! Froggie weally lubbed meeting Lori!














Lori always pways wiff me. Eben dough she spent a wot ob time pwaying wiff us, she also had to spend time pwaying wiff mommie. Dey did some craft stuff and had a wot ob fun together!! Mommie wubs it when Lori comes to visit!


I can't believe dat dis weekend is almost ober!!! We were so busy!! My foot is starting to feel a widdle better too. I was wimping a widdle big and Lori eben noticed dat I had a hurt foot! Lori is such a nice person!!

Frog is learning how to use da doggie door too!! Mommie worked wiff him some today. He's pretty scared ob dat flap fingie, but he weally lubs being outside so I guess dat he will learn!! He was finking dat it was magic how I disappeared! Now he knows where I go to! Silly widdle Frog!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Company's Coming!!

But first before telling you who's coming, I fought dat I'd show you how mean mommie is to us!!
Dis is visual proof!! Just wook at how tired we wook!! We just want to go to sweep, but mommie keeps fwashing dat wight in our eyes!!!


Poor widdle Froggie especially needs his beauty rest!! He's neber going to grow up to be a bulldog at dis rate!!!


Here we are humoring mommie so dat she'd quit taking so many pictures!! It worked cause dis was da last picture she took wast night den she put dat camera fingie away. I fink dat I might eat her camera one day!!!

Now, on to bigger news!!! My two legger brodder, Jay's Girlfwiend, Lori came to Colorado!! (say dat free times fast!! I bet you can't!! waff) I fink dat da reason she came out was because I hurt my foot. I still habe a widdle limp and I'm taking my medicine weally good!! Mommie says dat Lori is just finishing up Spring Break!! I wanna spring break too!! Neither Lori or Jay has met Frogknot before. Lori said dat she's weally wooking forward to seeing us again!! I'm going to make sure dat I sweep wiff her tonight!! I wub Lori!!

Frogknot is alweady dressed up!! He has his Frog vest on so dat Lori will know who he is! We are going to hab a wotta fun!! I told Frog to not embarrass me by poopin on da floor or anyfing. Dat boy's gotta get control ob himself!! If we're not always watching den he sneaks off wiff out telling anyone. Dis is one example of how bad he can be!! Don't wet dat sweet innocent face twick you!!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Well, wookie at who we hab here!!!

Dis handsome fellow is a fwiend ob mine!!! His name is Winston. When Winston isn't chasing tennis balls den do you know what he's doin'????


Dis handsome boy weads my blog and now we're going to celebrate!!!! Hey Winston! You were da 10,000 visitor on my site!! Can you believe dat we've had 10,000 visitors??? Mommie told me not to get a big head, but it's a widdle to wate for dat!! I'm a bully! I was born wiff a big head!!

We want to celebrate by sending you a widdle present!! We hope dat you wike it!!! (And don't worry!! I'll make sure dat I sneak in a tweat too for just in case mommie forgets!! Dat is da most important part, wight?)

Now, wets party!!!!!!!!!!!

10,000 in wess den a year!!! Wets do it again!! Bonilla ice cream for eberyone!!

Lub,

Baywee

I gotta card from my fwiends, da Mutley Crew!!

Wook at what I got from my widdle fwiends, Finnegan, Razz, Ruby & Peanut , more commonly known as da Mutley Crew!! Baywee's_card. Dat was so nice!! Fanks a wot for sending me dis card!!! How do you feel about baby-sitting??? Dis widdle puppy ob mine stepped on my toe a widdle while ago!! I didn't fink dat it was very nice, but mommie reminded me dat I've stepped on Frog's toes too and I weigh just a widdle bit more (by about 55 lbs, but don't tell anyone!!!) Dat didn't stop me from cwying when Frogknot stepped on my toe dough!!

If anyone wants to meet my mutley buddies den you can see dem here: MutleyCrew Dis is a weally good blog!!! Mommie wooks at it a wot! (I fink dat Mommie's just nosey dough!!!) Waff

Mommie brought home some bonilla ice cream! I made sure dat I held my widdle paw in da air!! I'm finking dat I should be able to get wots ob stuff outta dis injury!!!

Your poor, pitiful in need ob bonilla ice cream and crayons pal,

Baywee

My brudder waffed at me!!!

My two legger brudder called mommie wast night and she told him dat I sprained my toe. He waffed and waffed and told mommie dat she got taken cause dogs don't hab toes!! Mommie asked him if he weally did go to college and said of course doggies hab toes!!! We hab toe nails, don't we??? How could we hab toe nails wiff out toes?? After she hung up den she told me dat it would be okay if I waved my middle toe at him just to show him dat we weally do hab toes!

Mommie helped wift me up into bed wast night. I fought dat was very nice ob her. My foot hurt worse wast night because ob all da stuff da doctor did to it!! I was kind ob a crybaby, but it did get me some bonilla ice cream!! I wub dat stuff!!!

Dis morning I'm going to hang out on da couch. I hab da remote control and eberyfing. I'm weady for a nice wewaxing day. I hope dat my foot quits hurting soon!!!

Oh, and widdle Frog wanted to take my medicine dis morning. Silly widdle puppy! Dere is nuffin wrong wiff his paws!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

My toe hurts!!!!

Well, my poor widdle foot still hurts me!!! Wast night when mommie got home I still didn't want to put a wot ob weight on my foot. I was kind ob hobbling around so mommie called and made a doctor's appointment for me dis morning. I WUB going to da doctors office!!!

When I got dere eberybody said hi to me and dey said "poor widdle Baywee. It wooks wike dat foot hurts a wot!!" Dey were right too!! My foot hurts a wot!! Dr Allen said "Baywee, wet's see you walk a bit." Well, I twied, but I didn't weally want to put my foot down. Den he put me up on da table (I can't get dere all by myself. It's too high!!) and he twisted and felt and turned and did all kinds ob fings. When he was all done wooking and all dat stuff he told mommie dat for sure I sprained my middle toe!!! He fought about putting a bandage on it, but we hab so much snow dat he decided dat it weally wouldn't work good and could make fings worse! He gabe mommie some medicine for me to take and den he gabe me a great big bone!! He eben wet me hide it in da room before mommie picked it up and put it in her pocket for wader!!

Dr Allen told me dat I needed to hab bed rest!! No wunning awound!! Oh, and he also told me dat I shouldn't walk awound wiff my sore toe sticking out... somefin about it being da middle toe and some people might fink dat I was fwippin dem off, whateber dat means!! Sometimes I don't know if I should believe my doctor or not!!!

Den mommie paid. She always takes da money out ob me and, well, it used to be Awi's account, now it's Froggie's account. I don't get dat!!!!! What ober mommie makes dere kid pay anytime dey go to da doctor??? Mommie puts money in our account ebery payday, den anytime we hab to go to da doctor she uses our money!!! How can I eber save up for a car if mommie keeps spending my money for my doctors visits???? Dis is an outrage!!! I fink dat I might hab to sue for control ober my own bank account!!! Den I might eben treat Frogknot to a double cheeseburger!! He's neber eben had one!!

Well, I hab to go way down and west my widdle sprained foot!!

Your hurtin pal (pwease send ice cream!!!)

Baywee

I gotta boo-boo

Dis is Baywee and I gotta boo-boo today!! Mommie took me an Frogknot to Petsmart to get our nails cut. I weally wub going to see my fwiends at petsmart!! It takes three people to cut my nails!! Dis is because one person cuts and da ober two people entertain me and wet me wick dem in da face!!

I wan in and eberyone greeted me just wike dey always do. Den mommie wet my weash go and I wan to my fwiend and she helped me get my fat butt up on da table! Eberyfing seemed to go fine, but by da time I got home I was limping weally bad!! I couldn't put any weight on my front widdle foot and mommie said dat I wooked pretty sad sitting dere wiff one widdle paw in da air!!!

Mommie wooked and wooked and she didn't see anyfing wrong wiff my paw so she said dat we'd wait a bit before habing to run to da emergency woom (I wub dat pwace too, but mommie cringes anytime dat word is said!!) We ended up taking a nap all afternoon wong. Dat seemed to help fings out a bit... Den I wooked at mommie all pitiful wike and she decided dat I probably should hab a new toy. I sat on da couch and waited for her to wun to da store. Mommie brought home three new toys!! Two for me and one for Frogknot!! She also got us two knuckle bones. One for me and one for Frog. I fought dat dis was weally nice ob her!! We also told da nice people at da grooming pwace and mommie has to call dem back tomorrow and tell dem how I am doing.


Oh, and Froggie cwyed frough dat whole nail trimming deal!!! Mommie eben held him while his nails were being trimmed, but he cwyed anyway. When dey were all done den Frog was okay and he wet eberybody hold him and kiss him. Dey gabe us treats too!


We're supposed to get a foot ob snow between now and tomorrow morning!! I can't wait!! I hope dat we get wots and wots!

Your pal,

Baywee wiff da hurtin paw

Frogknot got some mail today!!

Well, wookie at what we have here!!! Widdle Frog got a widdle frog vest today in da mail!!!



He's not sure if he wikes it, dough!!!! He's trying to find a way to get it off!!



Den he gabe up and sat down. I guess dat he figured out dat dere is no way to beat velcro!! He's stuck wearing his widdle frog vest!!

I sure am glad dat I'm a bully and dat I don't hab a name wike Frog!!!

waff

Your waffin pal,

Baywee

Yay for Saturdays!!!

Mommie has dis cold fingie and she also started a new job on Thursday so fings hab been weally low key around our house!!! Today is Saturday dough so we are happy!! Mommie is trying to figure out a way to make me an Frogknot pick up our own toys. I don't fink dat dis is right at all!! We are supposed to play and mommie is supposed to clean up after us!! Dis is da natural way ob fings!! Den mommie tried to say, "Just take one toy out at a time den." What good is pwaying wiff toys if you can't pway wiff all your toys??? Sometimes I don't get mommie at all. She said dat she's not going to buy us anymore toys cause she has to wade through a sea of toys every day. I know she doesn't mean it dough. Mommie can't resist buying us toys and I saw a bag dat she brought home wast night and it had toys in it!!! I hope dat she gibs us dose toys today!!

Dis is a picture ob where Frog sits when mommie plays on da computer!! Can you tell dat dis computer is mine??? See? It has my picture on it!!! Dis is how I usually feel when Frog sits on da desk and I don't get to!! Mommie says dat bulldogs are too big to be sitting on da desk.








Dat doesn't seem right to me!!!


Your pal,

Baywee

We are not Mommie Abusers!!!!!!

Mommie has been sick wiff a bad cold, so we've been weally busy trying to take care ob her (which is an impossible task cause she's a big baby!!!) I fink dat she has a cold. I don't know but dere is a whole wotta sneezing going on!!!

Mommie got down on the floor to pway wiff us and da first fing dat I did was pull my toy so hard dat mommie ended up getting a big rug burn on her elbow. Dis was not my fault at all!!! Mommie shoulda wet go ob my toy!!!! Den when mommie tried to get up widdle Frog jumped up and he nipped her right on da nose!!! Well, dis made her eyes well up wiff tears!!! Dose widdle nose nips weally hurt!!!! I weally don't fink dat dis was Frogknot's fault eber!!! Mommie's nose shouldn't hab been anywhere near Froggies' teef!!!
We are very innocent as you can see by dese photos!!! We are very good puppies!! We would neber hurt our mommie so don't wisten to anyfing dat she might hab to say!!!

Hurry up and get better Mommie!!


Lub,

Baywee and Frog

Pug day at da park!!!

Today was da pug meet-up at da park so mommie took her pug to da park to pway wiff all da ober cute widdle puggies!!

Dis is a rare and unusual pug known as a yorkpug. I don't eben fink dat da pugs eben knew da difference!! All ob Awi's old fwiends tweated Frogknot wike dey had known him all ob dere lives!!






Now is dis a cute face or what??? Wook at dat widdle tongue hanging out!
Dis pug wanted to pway wiff me, I was still in deciding mode. It was between cwying or pwaying. I fink dat I did more pwaying den cwying, but mommie finks dat I sure did a wot ob crying!!

Dis was an interesting wall. I had to check it out! One ob da ober pugs said dat dere was a tweet hidden in dis wall. I wanted to see if it was true.


Your pals,

Baywee and da tired widdle pug, Frogknot

dis, dat and oberfings

It snowed yesterday!! Dis stuff is cold!! Da wast time dat it snowed Frog didn't wike it at all!! Now he's bigger and he wubs wunning in da snow wiff me. Mommie said dat she was going to try to get some pictures!! We hab plenty of chances too! Dis snow isn't going anywhere wight now, and we hab more storms in dat forcast fingie according to mr weatherman on tb.

I know dat da tadpole posted dat he did somefing wrong. (remember? He chewed up dat gum?) Well, we got dat all fixed. I had to explain to him how fings work around here. Da first rule ob dis house is: "If you get caught - bwame dat bad ole kee-kat!!" Now dat we hab dat straight we shouldn't see Frog admitting to any more mistakes!! Kids! waff

Now one more quick fing before I hit the couch cause mommie will be weaving for work. Mommie bought somefing cool for my two legger brodder, Jay. She got him the new He-Man and the Masters of the Universe DVD Season one. When Jay was a widdle kid he used to walk around finking dat he was he-man wiff his widdle sword down his back and his widdle yellow wainboots on. Mommie thought dat it might be fun for him to hab a collection of his favorite cartoons. I fought dat was pretty nice ob her! :) Jay will get it for his Easter pweasent so Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Don't tell!! :)

Dat's all da news dat's fit to print!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Pwease don't call me a bad boy...

Mommie alweady called me a bad boy. Ob course I don't fink dat I did anyfing DAT bad!! Mommie bought a new package ob gum... well she weft it out!!!!!!!!!!! It was all da way up on da dining room table and da chair was out and I climbed all da way up dere!! Clearly if mommie hadn't weft gum on da dining room table (way up high) den I neber would have had a chance to get it!! Anyway, I didn't eben get to eat much. I chewed off most ob dat top and chewed up.. well, not eben one full piece ob gum. I just gnawed on da end. You know, just enough to ruin it for mommie!! I fink dat it's also Baywee's fault because BAYWEE WAS IN CHARGE!!! Someone is always supposed to be watching out for dis widdle frog!! Dat is da rule in dis house!!

Oh, and one more fing. I fink dat eberyone should see dis!! Talk about cool! Wook at what Milo's mommie sent ober to my mommie to wook at:


Now dis is one ob da cooleset fings dat we eber saw!!! Milo's mommie is da nice wady dat made my mommie da Frog bracelet and now she's eben branching out and making dog charmes!! Dis picture wooks just wike Milo!!!!






I don't fink dat I could eber make anyfing wike dat, but Baywee said dat maybe we could try. She said dat da first fing dat I gotta wearn is QUIT EATING DA CRAYONS!!! I fink dat is a Baywee rule!!

Milo's shop is post on my blog below. Check it out!!!

Your pal,



man

Well???

What are you guys waiting for???? Wets get dis week going alweady!!! We're trying to push mommie out da door alweady because DIS IS A MONDAY!!! Me and Frogknot want to grab dat remote control fingie and snuggle back down in bed for a widdle while!!

All you mommie's and daddies!! Get up and get going!!! Your kids want dere house back!! Don't forget to weave out da treats dough!! We gotta hab somefing to snack on while we're watching Oprah!!

Why can't it always be Saturday??? Who is da person dat invtented Mondays??? We might wanna pee on dem!!

Your pals,

Baywee and the Tadpole

We went shopping!!

And we came back wiff toys, treats and more!! I got a new rope toy dat I weally lub!! Me an Frog hab been playing tug-o-war wiff it all afternoon!! It's one ob does stretchie toys wike my dog. Dat makes it more fun!!


I'm not supposed to waff cause Frog is just a widdle puppy and mommie said dat he's "sensitive" right now. Eben dough I know dat I'm not supposed to waff - I did anyway. Who could wook at dis widdle frog wearing a rugby shirt and not waff? Frog was a widdle crabby abut it. He doesn't fink dat it's fair dat he got a couple ob rugby shirts and I didn't. No way I'm sharing my Champ Baywee jersey or my Georgia Bulldog's jersey wiff dis widdle Frog. First off, he would swim in dem, and second off, I hab cool clothes!!

Frog also got a new toy. Frog got a frog!! He has already been sharing it wiff me!! In dis picture he has his most scary face on. Wook at dis big watch dog watching ober his frog!

waff

Dis is Frog working weally hard at taking dis silly shirt off!! Now dis is a weason for not growing anymore!!! Dis shirt is a small, but it's still too big for Frogknot!! If I were him I'd go on a diet so dat I'd always be to small for dis embarassing moment!!


Me an Frogknot got a couple ob other toys, but we're not allowed to see dem yet. Mommie put dem in da closet. I don't know what she's waiting for. She knows dat she has to gibe dem to us. She can't resist!!

I want to go in da backyard today, but mommie won't wet us. I've been barking at da dog dat lives in da house behind us and I fink dat my barking has been irritating mommie. After da fhird or forth time running da fence mommie put da baby gate up on da deck. Now dats as far as we can go. Sometimes I just can't control myself!! Dat's okay dough - I weally do wub sitting on my chair. Dis is not a hard life at all!!

Your friends,

Mommie got her bracelet today!!

We got mail from CharmingMilo today!! We found this little shop on Milo'sPage . These pictures don't eben come close to doing justice for Debbie's awesome work!!! Wow!

Mommie's bracelet has a widdle frog on it!! Me and Frog were out wooking at da new bracelets dat Debbie has to offer! We love da buttered toast and several other things!! If you wanna by your mommie a weally good Mother's day pwesent den you





weally should take a wook at Debbie's stuff!! Dis is stuff dat can only do one fing. And dat is bring a big smile to your mommie's face!! Dat will get you out ob da doghouse if you decide dat you want to wun through da house wiff a whole roll ob toilet paper!! I fink dat a present wike dis is good for at weast four get out ob trouble credits!!

Debbie, fanks a wot for taking dis special order and sending us dis widdle frot!! We love it a lot!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Frogknot goes to work!!!

Hellowwwww,

Dis is Frogknot. How can I help you today???

Wook, you gotta speak up, I'm very busy here wight now!! I hab work to do!!

Oh, dis is Maggie's puppy, Cookie on da phone?? HI COOKIE!! I WIKE YOUR MOMMIE! :) But now we gotta get back to work. I fink dat it's dat no personal calls fingie. I fink dat's silly, but den, I'm just a widdle puppy.



Now it's time for meetings. Most people dat go to work hab to attend meetings. Dis is my fwiend Dona. She is Murphy's mommie. (HI MURPHY!! I WIKED YOUR MOMMIE!!) We had a nice widdle meeting den it was on to ober fings. It's amazing how many fings hab to be done at work!! I fink dat I wike my life better at home!!
Now me and Maggie are working in Oracle. We are busy, busy, busy. Maggie was trying to tell me how a keyboard works!! We can't reach Baywee's blog at work, but if we could den I'd be showing Maggie eberyfing dat I know about typing!!

Well, wookie here, da best part about work is lunch and recess!! Dis is me and Meredith cooking up some wunch. I hope dat she shares wiff me!! I wike food! One of my favorite things in dis world is food! I would sure share my food!! Meredith is Reznor's mommie! HI REZNOR! I WIKE YOUR MOMMIE!




Dis afternoon I hab to go to da doctor's office and get my shots. I don't weally wike da shot part, but I do wub da part about seeing all my fwiends at da vet's office again!

:)

I met wots and wots ob people today and I eben wet some ob dem hold me for a few minutes before I had to go back to mommie! Mommie said dat I was a very big boy! I fink dat I must have met a hundred people! Eberyone fought dat I wooked cute! Mommie eben did my hair in a mohawk for some ob dem. I had fun, I don't understand why people complain about going to work!! Dis wasn't so bad at all!

Your hardwooking widdle pal,

Frogknot