Who is dis new visitor?

Mommie came home from work a few nights ago she saw somefin sitting on our front porch. She got out ob da car and walked up da dribway wondering what dis fing was. Den she saw him!! Someone weft a dog on our porch!! He is a brown dog and he is almost as big as I am!! I don't know who weft him, but I fink dat it was my very nice neighbor. I wub saying hi to them from da window. Dey are good people!! Dis dog wasn't evben on a weash dough!! He was wucky dat he didn't run out into da street or somefin! Dis was not a good situation. It was a good fing dat mommie got home when she did!!

Today is going to be picture day and I'm going to show you pictures ob my new dog!! Maybe someone can eben help me come up wif a name for him!!

Wook at dis cute widdle puppy! How did he get here on my porch? Dis is a mystery to me!!


He wooked all alone and I fink dat he was eben crying so mommie brought him inside!!

Da first fing I did was say hi to him. He was a very friendly fellow and he wet me pway wif him!


We westled around a widdle bit and I eben wet him win a couple ob times!!

Notice dis nice technique I went right for his throat!!

He neber even complained once!! Dis is one good doggie!!! I fink dat we need to keep him.
Mommie said maybe. How much do you fink he eats and who's going to clean up after him?

Eben Awi had to meet him and say hi. We fink dat we wub dis new fellow a wot! I've been carrying him around for da past couple ob days. Dis is da only fing dat I don't wike. Mommie won't wet our new fwiend sweep wif us in our bed at night. Dis means dat I hab to sweep on da wubseat awone wif him. He's a dog! I fink dat he should be allowed to sweep wif us!!

Fank you very much to who eber gabe us dis doggie!! We wub him a wot and we'll take really good care ob him!!

Now we gotta fink ob names!!

Your happy widdle bully fwiend,

Baywee

Neber mind about dis contest!!!

Mommie found out about me putting Awi up and she said "Baywee, you better change your mind quick!! Tomorrow's trash day and you might just find your own self sitting at da curb." Dis is silly ob course!! I know dat mommie won't, ummm... Well, neber mind about dis contest anyway! Mommie fixed eberyfing up for me. She wifted Awi up and put her into bed (Awi goes to bed at 8:30) and now I get my choice ob either bone!! I'm happy!!

Sweep well my bestest most favorite widdle pug!! I wub you Awi!! I was just kidding about dis silly ole contest!! I would neber gibe you away!! Silly ole puggie!!

Your most favorite sister and good widdle bully,

Baywee

I am habing a contest!!!

Dis is exciting isn't it??? I am habing a contest!! Anyone can sign up!! I don't know what kind ob contest it is, but I do know what da prize is!!! Dis I know for sure!! Here is da grand prize!!

Yes, dat's right folks! Dis fine widdle pug is da grand prize!! Don't tell mommie dat I hab Awi up as a prize dough!! Dis is da fing. Yesterday me an mommie went to Petsmart and mommie bought us some stuff. We each got a knuckle bone. Now dis is da problem. Awi has two bones under mommie's desk and she won't gibe me eben one!!!! I can't just take it away from Awi. Dis just doesn't work!! I neber eber took anyfing away from Arizona!!! Dere she goes again!! Cwabby Awizona is growling at dose bones and I can't eben hab one!! I hab to fink ob a contest!!! I fink dat dis is going to be da only way I get my bone tonight!!

Your hungry pal,

Baywee

Dis bad keekat ob mine!!!

Dis is Baywee, and just wook at what we hab here!! Is dis a sweeping keekat?? And just where is dis keekat sweeping??? In Jay's room!!! Mommie said dat she finks dat "Skunk" (dis is da name dat I named my keekat. Mommie calls him Toby and Jay calls him Puss, but I wike plain ole Skunk cause he's black and white and he rolls in a wot ob stinky stuff and den tries to blame it on me!! Dis is not a fair tactic!!) Anyway, mommie finks day he just misses our boy.

Well, I fink dat dis must be true dat my keekat misses Jay. I miss Jay too, but I'm not allowed to sweep on Jay's bed!!! If I can't do dat, den Skunker can't eber!! So, dis is my plan. I am going to sneek up on him and wake him up!! Den he won't be sweeping on Jay's bed anymore. He will be awake on Jay's bed!

So, I lunged in for dis surprise attack!! I caught my keekat off guard! Wook at dose moves I hab! He didn't eben know what to do!! Dis is one scared keekat!!! Wook at da fear in dose eyes!! Dis kitty respects bully power!

Dis is my sneak attack to da belly!! Dis keekat ob mine finks dat he can stop me wif his paws. I'm not a dumb bully dough. I know dat her front paws are loaded anymore so I am safe!!

Dis is one keekat dat will sweep wif his eyes open from now on!!

Oh, and da Bronco's wost. Mommie yelled a wot ob words I'm not allowed to use. So, wets just not talk about dat game! Dis whole football fingie doesn't work really well! I don't get a wot ob time to spend at da creek cause dere is always some game on. If I could figure out a way to open da door and hook my own weash to my collar den I'd just take my ownself!!

All dis from your pal,

Baywee

I am a Dawg!!! Dat is a Georgia BULLDAWG!

I got a present in da mail yesterday from one of mommie's bestest fwends. Dis wady, Shar, lives in GA and she foght dat I might wike to hab a UGA jersey. She was wight too!! I wub habing a Georgia Bulldogs jersey!!! I fink dat ebery dog should hab a favorite football team!! I am a pretty wucky bully!! I wub Shar a wot!!

Dis is my very best smile for Shar!!

Now I can wear my Bronco's jersey on Sundays and my Bulldog jersey on Saturdays! Dis is going to work out just fine! Mommie eben wet me wear it to Petsmart today. We had a wot ob fun and I eben got to kiss two kids. I wub dat kind ob stuff!! Kids wike to waff a wot!! Dat makes me happy too!!

Now I gotta get back to watching da bronco game!

Go Broncos! Beat dose Giants!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is my Halloween Costume

"Luke, I am your father." Dis is da truth. Please disregard dis big wight lazer dat I hab behind my back. I wub you son and I don't plan on killing you until you turn your back."





Mommie says dat I'm going to be Darth Vader!! I fink dat she's kinda wrong dough. I'm going to be Darth Baywee!! Mommie took some pictures ob me trying to be a a good girl.

So dis is what I'll be unless we find somefin else dat we can't live without!


Your pal,

Darth Baywee

Dis is how I gibe Toby a baff

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Dear Santa - Dis above stuff was sent to me in email by unca Raymond. I neber did try dis, but it wooks kind ob fun. I'll wait until after Christmas to see if it really works!! Don't tell Toby dough!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

I got my Halloween costume today!!!

Dis is what mommie told me today!! We are going to try it on in a widdle while and see how it wooks!! I don't know what it wooks wike yet. I want to be a monster or somefin wike dat! I would make a good monster cause mommie said dat I get lots ob practice ebery day. Whateber dat means. I am a good girl!!

We will post pictures soon!

Your scary Halloween pal,

Baywee

Want to know what I'm doing all day?

Dis is it!!

Dis is da only fing dat Me and da sun are going to do all day wong!! Dat's it!! Sweeping in da sunshine!! Don't tell mommie dough cause den she'll just be jealous cause she can't do dis!!

Your wazy pal,

Baywee

Thank You, Gala!!!!

Mommie working on recreating my blog and one ob da people dat weads my blog emailed mommie. She had pages and pages (wike 67 pages or somefin wike dat) ob my blog saved in word so dat she could show it to her friend! She emailed us what she had so now we hab eberyfing in one place so dat we can reconstruct my blog. We are so grateful to hab dat data back!!!

Gala is also owned by a bully. Dis is her bully Rooby:I fink dat Roobie prolly told her mommie to send dat file ober to my mommie. Bulldogs are just dat smart!!

Fanks a wot, Gala and Roobie!!

Your bestest pal,

Baywee

Happy Birfday, Mommie

We wub you!!!

Now can you get back to work restoring my blog?

Wub,

Baywee and Ari

My mommie is an idiot

She deleted my blog by mistake. We're working to see what we can recover.

Thanks,

Baywee

What is dis?

What is dis? Dis is Baywee and I hab to tell you dat da sky is falling!!! Dis is true!! I was just outside and it's cold and wots ob water is falling from da sky!! Awi wouldn't eben go outside wif me. Da Keekat went, but only for a minute, den he gabe up and came back in!! Mommie said "Watch out, Baywee, dis water stuff is going to turn white pretty soon! Keep watching!" So now me an Toby are watching dis wild and crazy action from the window above da lubseat!!

Your cold pal,

Baywee

Sharing

Mommie gabe me and Awi some cottage cheese today. I ate all mine, but Awi still had some so me an Toby were sharing Awi's cottage cheese!! Mommie sad dat it only counts as sharing if Toby weally got some, but he did get a bite! See him wicking his mouth? He had a yummy taste den I ate da rest ob it!!



Today was a weally nice day outside. We were able to open up da windows and wet in all dat fresh air stuff! It won't wast wong dough cause it's only supposed to be in da thirties by Monday. Dis is weally cold!!

I wub dis time ob year! We hab all dis nice cool weather and we hab football! Did you eber hear ob dat UGA bulldog? We saw him on TB today. He wasn't pwaying, but he sure was cheering on his team!!! He has da coolest doghouse! It's eben air conditioned!Dis is da picture ob him from his website. Mommie downloaded it as a wallpaper fingie. Dis guy eben gets his own bag ob ice to sit on during da games!! Dis guy must hab da life!! I wike his shirt and I'm asking mommie for one ob my own!! We hab to wook on dat website and see if day sale anyfing for real bulldog fans (see? I am a bulldog, and I am a fan!) We saw fings for men and women and children, but not for bulldogs yet.

Wight now da CU Buffs are pwaying. We got to see Ralphie run on dat football field today. It wooked wike a wot ob fun and I wish dat I had been there to wun wif him!! I would make him wun weally fast cause I'd be chasing him!!! Wun Ralphie, Wun!!! Buffalos are really cool animals!! We hab some buffalos living in Parker. We hab wots ob weird animals here (not dat buffalos are weird dough!! Dey are not!) Ostriches are weird dough!! And dose lama fings are kinda weird too and so are alpacas!!!Well, I gotta get back to football! CU just made another touchdown fingie and I just heard mommie cheering!! I gotta go see dat replay!!

Your pal,Baywee

FINALLY!!!

Mommie finally went to da store and got us a new scoop!! Dis was just in time too!! I fought dat I was going to die wif not habing enough kibble!! We got a blue scoop dis time. It has two measures on it. One for half a cup and one for one big full cup ob kibble!! No way I'm going to wet Awi get dis scoop!! We can't afford to lose it!! You can almost see my bones now (well, not really, but it sounds bad doesn't it???) and my skin is just hanging off ob my bones!! Dis is just terrible!! I'm already feeling better now though! Mommie gabe me some cottage cheese and dat helped a lot!!

It ober news, it's been weally cold here!! We eben saw some snow flakes!!! All our leaves are busy falling off ob da trees now and da front yard bunny wooks wike he's burrowing in for da winter. I fink dat we need to go get some sort ob bunny food for him. He might wike dat a wot! We feed da backyard squirrel so it's only fair dat we feed da front yard bunnies!!

Tomorrow is Friday!!

Only one more day ob getting up wif da alarm den we can sleep in for two whole days! I wub sweeping in and I wub wenting videos!! I wub fall!! :)

Your pal,Baywee

PS Hi Santa - I've been weally good!! Did you see me sharing me an Awi's cottage cheese wif Toby dat nice widdle keekat ob mine? I eben wet him sweep on da top ob my lubseat wast night!! I wub dat cute widdle keekat!!

Your pal, Baywee

(Can I hab a pony for Christmas?)

Broncos win! Broncos win!!

Now do you fink dat I can hab a new scoop for my kibble? Dis is just Baywee da good bully inquiring about important fings!!Eben Awi wants dis new scoop! How do we know if we're getting one cup, or one and an eighth cups if mommie is measuring wif a coffee cup?? Dis is getting to be a serious issue!!

GO TO DA STORE MOMMIE!!

And don't forget to bring us back a present!!

Wub,

Baywee and Awi

How much do I hab to gibe up here???

Does dis wook wike a happy Baywee face???? Dis answer is NO for today!!! Dis is not a good day!!!



First dere is no access to kibble, and mommie still hasn't shopped for a new scoop. She's using a Coffee cup!!! Now how am I going to know if I'm getting enough??? Dis is no way to measure kibble!!! I know dat I am wasting away!! Den I tried to convince her to go dis morning, but she said "Baywee, I'm not going anywhere dis morning. Da Broncos are pwaying."Da BRONCOS?? What do da Broncos matter today??? Champ Baywee isn't eben pwaying today!! He got hurt wast week!! I eben always wear my Champ Baywee jersey for da football games! I know Broncos!! I'm a big fan!! But dis doesn't mean dat da Broncos should be more important den my kibble scoop!!!

We need to hab our priorities!! Measured scoop fingies are very important!!!So I decided to go out on da deck to pout and do you know what I found????

DIS!! I FOUND DIS!!!



Dis keekat ob mine has already taken ober my lubseat!!! Now he's waying in my chair??? Dis is not fair!! I'm not allowed to sit in any ober chair just dis one!! Toby should go sit in mommie's chair, not Baywee's chair!! Somefin must be done!! I am very abused in dis house!!!

I need to hab my chair cause dis is where I do my best finking!!! If I don't hab my chair den I can't eben get on da table!! Dat is one ob my favorite pwaces to be!! Den I can see eberyfing in my whole yard!!Dis is where I need to be!! Dis is my table!!! Eben dough mommie yells at me when I get on it I still know dat dis is my table!! I need access to my table!!

I might hab to put my keekat up for sale on ebay!!

oh... just a minute...ummm.. wait...Disregard dis above.. I just saw mommie surfing wooking for my birfday presents. Neber mind for right now!! I'm just going to go sit on da deck for wight now!! My good widdle keekat can sit in my chair for a widdle while!!

Go Broncos!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dey are starving me here!!!

Dey are starving me here!!! Dis is true!! I hab no access to my kibble!! I feel myself wasting away!! Mommie weft da scoop out from our kibble container and AWI chewed it up!! I took dis picture as ebidence!! Dis is one guilty wooking pug!! Now how is mommie going to scoop kibble!! I told Awi dat Santa is watching and she needs to put dat scoop back before she got caught. Awi just waffed at me dough. She said dat she is always a good girl and dis widdle ding on her record won't mean much. She said dat she has a WONG way to go to catch up to me!! I didn't fink dat dis was very funny eber!!


I decided dat I'd try to make a fair twade wif Awi so dat I could get dat scoop away from her, but Awi wasn't twading either!! Dis is horrible!!! Awi has been chewing on dis scoop for about 15 minutes now!! I know dat I hab kibble in my dish, but for how long??? Dis is terrible!!!

I need kibble!!

Take dis toy Awi!!! Wet me put dat scoop back!! Hurry!! Santa might be watching wight now!!! Mommie is going to see dat you chewed dat whole handle up!! I am not taking da fall for dis, Awi!!Just wook at how proud Awi wooks wif dat scoop in her mouth!! She said dat it eben tastes wike Canidae cause it sits in our big container wif our food!!

Oh, neber mind eberyone. Mommie just saw Awi and she took dat scoop away. She frew it away in da trash can and said dat we'd buy another scoop. How will I get kibble between now and den dough??? How can we get dat yummy kibble out ob dat box fingie on wheels wifout a scoop!!We need help!! Call da fire department!! Don't call da powice dough! I don't want dem to take Awi away in handcuffs!! She is my sister after all and she does wook pretty cute wif dat scoop!!

Your starving pal,
Baywee