Mommie wet us meet dis new widdle baby (dat still doesn't hab a name!!) We sniffed him up and I eben wicked him and he seemed to wike dat okay!! He's a pretty nice widdle hedgie!!
Eben Frogknot is feeling a widdle better about dis whole fing now!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Dis is a picture ob all ob us meeting!!!
Dis is da pinto dat mommie got!!
He's a widdle baby hedgehog!! He's called a pinto because ob da way he's colored! He's got big white spots!!
We fink dat he's cute, but Frogknot is weally scared ob him!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Friday, September 29, 2006
You will never believe dis!!!!!!!!
Wait...
No....
Mommie said dat it's a Pinto alwight, but it's not a pony!!! I don't know what dis fing is!! It eats food and dwinks water!!
What can it be???
Your puzzled widddle Fwiend,
Baywee
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Dis is just wrong!!!
I'be been asking and asking and dey won't eben knock anyfing down for me! I might starve down here on da ground! Dis just isn't fair at all!!
Den to make matters worse da Backyard squirrel got up dere and he attacked da bird feeder! It was a good fing dat da birds weren't around! He was wike an animal up dere!!
I wanted to squirt him wiff our hose, but mommie already unplugged it. Since I don't hab opposable thumbs (does anyone eben know what dat means?? I don't know why we hab such big words anyway!) I can't hook up da hose and squirt him! Finally, I barked and mommie came out and she saw dat da squirrel was attacking da bird food so she moved da food out where no one can get it! Dat doesn't mean dat I won't keep wooking for ways dough!!
Me and Frogknot were going to color, but someone in our house (it wasn't me or mommie) ATE our crayons!! I fink dat's coming out ob Froggie's allowance!!
Froggie's weg is much better today! He doesn't seem to be hurting as much! We're gwad! (dat whinning was somefing else I tell you!!)
Lub,
Baywee
Monday, September 25, 2006
I had nuffin to do wiff dis!!
Your pal,
Baywee <--da puppy nurse
Dis was not my fault!!!
I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!
I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!
Your pal,
Baywee <--da puppy nurse
Dis was not my fault!!!
I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!
I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!
Your pal,
Baywee <--da puppy nurse
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Hmmmmm.....
Mommie came home and she's bwaming me for somfing else now!!! How come I always get all da bwame??? Anyway, mommie found a widdle, TINY hole in her new recliner!!
Dis is da hole:
First I twied to bwame it on Baywee, but mommie said dat dere is no way dat Baywee's big teef made dose widdle tiny holes. So den I fought fast and I remembered da whole story!! Here's da deal!!
I was sitting up IN da chair:
And da backyard squirrel came ober for lunch!! Well, we had some peanut butter sandwiches dat Baywee made for us. Well, some ob my peanut butter weaked out and da backyard squirrel was just twying to cwean up da mess!!! I don't fink dat he meant to catch his widdle teef on mommie's chair, but he must hab done dat by accident!! Dis wooks totally wike an accident to me!! I'm sure dat no one meant to take out dis widdle tiny corner ob da chair (besides, it didn't taste dat great anyway!!!)
Hey Santa!! I'm being a weally good boy!! Just ask Baywee!!! (don't ask mommie wight now!!)
Your pal,
Baywee
Monday, September 18, 2006
Do you eber want to say enough is enough??
Okay, dis is just getting silly now!!! What am I doing on dis billboard!! I wike chikin (we eben had chikin tonight for dinner) but I also wike steak!! In fact! I wike steak better den chikin!!
Now can I get a new costume??
Your pal,
Frogknot
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Dis is Frogknot and I need a lawyer!!
Dis is what mommie did to me dis morning:
I'm not going to moo to you so just forget about dat happening!
Therapy!! I know I 'm going to need therapy after this!!
I'm feeling kind ob pathetic right now... Anyone gotta tweat to cheer a widdle fellow up?
I don't fink dat I've done anyfing bad enough to warrent dis kind ob treatment!! I fink I need a new home!!!
Oh wait!!
Ummm...
Neber mind about da new home fingie!! Mommie's calling and she bought us weally cool new chew bones!! Maybe I'll do all ob dis stuff wader... After my bone and my snuggle wiff mommie while she watches da broncos pway.
Your pal,
Frogknot
We are going out today!!!
Frogknot is barking at da backyard squirrel! I habe to go check out dis action! Froggie is fast! I fink dat he might get dat squirrel one ob dese days!
Your pal,
Baywee
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Dis is my very best fwiend, Jaycie
She's a widdle older den me, she's 8 years old! I weally hope dat by da time I get to be 8 dat I can sing wike Jaycie!! You gotta hear dis voice! It will gibe you goose bumps! (I'm not sure dat dere is a cure for goose bumps so be aware!!) Dis is good stuff!
Your pal,
Baywee
Frogknot Falls!
Santa's offical countdown says:
102 Days, 19 hours, 16 minutes and 43 seconds until Santa comes!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Is Froggie a good boy, or a bad boy???
1. Frogknot got into a closet in mommie's office and he got a box ob crayons off ob da shelf. He had dem spread all ober da libingroom floor and my lubseat. I fink dat he was trying to implicate me in dis dastardly crime!!! Mommie didn't go for dat dough. She knew dat Frogknot was da guilty party!! I don't know exactly how mommie knows dese fings, but she does!! I sometimes fink dat she has eyes in da back ob her head because sometimes I'm trying to do somefing and she doesn't eben turn around and she'll say somefing wike "Baywee, being a bad girl is a bad idea. I would advise against dat action." So den I fink about it for a second and try to decide, did she really see me and is dis fing worth getting into trouble ober? So dose are da big questions in my life!!
2. Frogknot did not go to da potty anywhere in da house except for his one remaining potty pad. Eberyfing was outside. For dis we are grateful!! I want to know: are all widdle doggies dis hard to housebreak??? Mommie said dat Arizona was bery easy and Ari taught me. I neber eber had an accident in mommie's house. Frogknot didn't want to follow me out da doggie door. Dis is one weird widdle puppy!! I'd say "Wet's go outside, Frogknot" and he'd say "no, it's too big outside!! I wike it right here in da house!" Anyway, I fink dat we're habing a big celebration in our house today. I fink dat we might hab thousands ob guests!! Or at weast one maybe!!
Dis is your fwiend Baywee who didn't eben chew up one crayon dis morning!!
Your pals,
Baywee and Frogknot
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Mommie took dis picture ob me dis morning
I fought it was a weally nice picture ob me. It brings out my curious side!
Me and Froggie hab been waying out on da deck all morning. We're trying to get all ob summer dat we can before it starts to get weally cold out!! I don't fink dat Froggie remembers anyfing about cold or snow!
Your pal,
Baywee
Friday, September 08, 2006
It's snowing, it's snowing, the old man is...
Well, it's snowing, but it's not snowing at my house... yet!!!! It's cold dough and it's raining!! Da news report showed how it was snowing up in da mountains! Dat is one ob da fingies dat we lub best about wibing in Colorado!! I wike snow. I fink dat Frogknot will wike it too! He was too young wast year to weally remember snow!
So, do you want to know a funny fing dat my mommie did today??? Well, inbetween our rain showers she took a bucket ob soapy water out and she brushed it all ober our dirty car!! Den when da next rain started a few minutes later it washed all da bubbles off da car!! I fought dat was weally smart!! Mommie didn't care about getting da car shiny cwean dis time, but we just had to get all dat back road, dirt road, dirt off ob da car. I fink dat it wooks weally nice now!! It sure wooks cwean to me!!
Dis is one creative mommie dat I hab!!
You pal,
Baywee
Monday, September 04, 2006
YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!
Your pal,
Baywee
YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Star Wars - The Real Story
Someone in my family finks dat dey are very funny!!! I fink dat Frogknot made dis poster. He's mad because he still doesn't get treats wike I do!! Well, if he wouldn't gobble dem down and den choke he'd get more treats!!
I wonder what I'll be for Halloween dis year!!! I fink dat Frogknot needs to go as frankenstein!!
It's waining here and it's cold too!! I'm not getting in any deck time dis morning. I don't weally wike dat much!! Before we know it we'll hab snow again! I do wike dat okay! :)
Your pal,
Baywee