Saturday, September 30, 2006

Dis is a picture ob all ob us meeting!!!


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Mommie wet us meet dis new widdle baby (dat still doesn't hab a name!!) We sniffed him up and I eben wicked him and he seemed to wike dat okay!! He's a pretty nice widdle hedgie!!

Eben Frogknot is feeling a widdle better about dis whole fing now!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is da pinto dat mommie got!!


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He's a widdle baby hedgehog!! He's called a pinto because ob da way he's colored! He's got big white spots!!

We fink dat he's cute, but Frogknot is weally scared ob him!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Friday, September 29, 2006

You will never believe dis!!!!!!!!

Mommie's birfday is coming up soon (October) and she decided dat for her birthday dat she was getting a Pinto!!! I neber saw a pinto before!!! Froggie said dat he's seen pintos before in a book dat he ate. He sad dat Pintos are painted ponies!! I wanted a pony for Christmas!! Dis is great!!!!! I gotta pony!!!!!!!

Wait...


No....

Mommie said dat it's a Pinto alwight, but it's not a pony!!! I don't know what dis fing is!! It eats food and dwinks water!!

What can it be???

Your puzzled widddle Fwiend,

Baywee

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Dis is just wrong!!!

Now dat it's getting colder mommie hung up some stuff for da birds to eat. Well, I've been twying and twying to figure out a way to get up dere and get my fair share.

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I'be been asking and asking and dey won't eben knock anyfing down for me! I might starve down here on da ground! Dis just isn't fair at all!!

Den to make matters worse da Backyard squirrel got up dere and he attacked da bird feeder! It was a good fing dat da birds weren't around! He was wike an animal up dere!!

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I wanted to squirt him wiff our hose, but mommie already unplugged it. Since I don't hab opposable thumbs (does anyone eben know what dat means?? I don't know why we hab such big words anyway!) I can't hook up da hose and squirt him! Finally, I barked and mommie came out and she saw dat da squirrel was attacking da bird food so she moved da food out where no one can get it! Dat doesn't mean dat I won't keep wooking for ways dough!!

Me and Frogknot were going to color, but someone in our house (it wasn't me or mommie) ATE our crayons!! I fink dat's coming out ob Froggie's allowance!!

Froggie's weg is much better today! He doesn't seem to be hurting as much! We're gwad! (dat whinning was somefing else I tell you!!)

Lub,

Baywee

Monday, September 25, 2006

I had nuffin to do wiff dis!!

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Dis was not my fault!!!

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!

I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!

I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Dis was not my fault!!!

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!

I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!

I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Hmmmmm.....

Why does eberybody always bwame da widdle puppy??? I don't fink dat dis is very fair!!

Mommie came home and she's bwaming me for somfing else now!!! How come I always get all da bwame??? Anyway, mommie found a widdle, TINY hole in her new recliner!!

Dis is da hole:

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First I twied to bwame it on Baywee, but mommie said dat dere is no way dat Baywee's big teef made dose widdle tiny holes. So den I fought fast and I remembered da whole story!! Here's da deal!!

I was sitting up IN da chair:

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And da backyard squirrel came ober for lunch!! Well, we had some peanut butter sandwiches dat Baywee made for us. Well, some ob my peanut butter weaked out and da backyard squirrel was just twying to cwean up da mess!!! I don't fink dat he meant to catch his widdle teef on mommie's chair, but he must hab done dat by accident!! Dis wooks totally wike an accident to me!! I'm sure dat no one meant to take out dis widdle tiny corner ob da chair (besides, it didn't taste dat great anyway!!!)

Hey Santa!! I'm being a weally good boy!! Just ask Baywee!!! (don't ask mommie wight now!!)

Your pal,

Baywee

Monday, September 18, 2006

Do you eber want to say enough is enough??


My creation, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Okay, dis is just getting silly now!!! What am I doing on dis billboard!! I wike chikin (we eben had chikin tonight for dinner) but I also wike steak!! In fact! I wike steak better den chikin!!

Now can I get a new costume??

Your pal,

Frogknot

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dis is Frogknot and I need a lawyer!!

Dis is just wrong!!!! I am not a cow!!! I am a boy! I don't eben fink dat boys can be cows!! I fink dat I hab a really good case here!! I can probably win millions wiff all dat pain and suffering stuff.

Dis is what mommie did to me dis morning:

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I'm not going to moo to you so just forget about dat happening!

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Therapy!! I know I 'm going to need therapy after this!!

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I'm feeling kind ob pathetic right now... Anyone gotta tweat to cheer a widdle fellow up?

I don't fink dat I've done anyfing bad enough to warrent dis kind ob treatment!! I fink I need a new home!!!

Oh wait!!

Ummm...

Neber mind about da new home fingie!! Mommie's calling and she bought us weally cool new chew bones!! Maybe I'll do all ob dis stuff wader... After my bone and my snuggle wiff mommie while she watches da broncos pway.

Your pal,

Frogknot

We are going out today!!!

Mommie told me wast night dat me and Froggie are going to Petsmart today!! We need our nails trimmed up and we haben't seen our friends in about 6 weeks now! Mommie said dat we also get to pick out what we want for treats and maybe eben get a toy!! I lub toys!!! Halloween is right around da corner so i fink dat we're going to wook at costumes too. I hate dressing up, but I don't fink dat Frogknot knows better so I fink dat I'm just going to point out da weally cute WIDDLE costumes. Den maybe mommie will take da hint dat Baywee only wikes to wear her football jerseys!! Speaking of football jerseys I need to get a new Champ Baywee jersey. Mine seems to have shrunk a widdle bit ober da wast year. It's kind ob tight on me. I don't know how dat happened. Mommie suggested dat it might be too many tweets and weft-obers (wike when she brings home weft-ober steak.) I fink dat she's wrong dough. It can't be from dat - I fink dat da shirt shrank by magic!! We hab to go to Target to get my shirt - dey don't sell Champ Baywee Bronco jerseys at Petsmart! Mommie has to remember to do dat da next time she's at da store. I fink dat I better write it on her list!

Frogknot is barking at da backyard squirrel! I habe to go check out dis action! Froggie is fast! I fink dat he might get dat squirrel one ob dese days!

Your pal,

Baywee

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Dis is my very best fwiend, Jaycie



She's a widdle older den me, she's 8 years old! I weally hope dat by da time I get to be 8 dat I can sing wike Jaycie!! You gotta hear dis voice! It will gibe you goose bumps! (I'm not sure dat dere is a cure for goose bumps so be aware!!) Dis is good stuff!




Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot Falls!

No wait!!! He was pushed!!! Dis is da truth!! Froggie was being a good boy busy sweeping under da covers wast night. (now you know why he was a good boy, Froggie was sweeping!!!) Den it happened!!! Mommie had to get outta bed and Frogknot was sweeping right by mommie's feet. When mommie pulled her wegs out ob da covers poor widdle Frogknot got pushed right out ob bed!! Mommie jumped right up, picked him up, den shoved him back under da covers. Here's da weird fingie. I don't eben fink dat Frogknot remembers!!! I asked him and he finks dat it might hab been a dream or somefing!!



Santa's offical countdown says:
102 Days, 19 hours, 16 minutes and 43 seconds until Santa comes!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11 - Never Forget


9-11, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

What were you doing dat day?

Your pals,

Froggie and Baywee

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Is Froggie a good boy, or a bad boy???

Dis is da question ob da morning!!! Here are two examples:

1. Frogknot got into a closet in mommie's office and he got a box ob crayons off ob da shelf. He had dem spread all ober da libingroom floor and my lubseat. I fink dat he was trying to implicate me in dis dastardly crime!!! Mommie didn't go for dat dough. She knew dat Frogknot was da guilty party!! I don't know exactly how mommie knows dese fings, but she does!! I sometimes fink dat she has eyes in da back ob her head because sometimes I'm trying to do somefing and she doesn't eben turn around and she'll say somefing wike "Baywee, being a bad girl is a bad idea. I would advise against dat action." So den I fink about it for a second and try to decide, did she really see me and is dis fing worth getting into trouble ober? So dose are da big questions in my life!!

2. Frogknot did not go to da potty anywhere in da house except for his one remaining potty pad. Eberyfing was outside. For dis we are grateful!! I want to know: are all widdle doggies dis hard to housebreak??? Mommie said dat Arizona was bery easy and Ari taught me. I neber eber had an accident in mommie's house. Frogknot didn't want to follow me out da doggie door. Dis is one weird widdle puppy!! I'd say "Wet's go outside, Frogknot" and he'd say "no, it's too big outside!! I wike it right here in da house!" Anyway, I fink dat we're habing a big celebration in our house today. I fink dat we might hab thousands ob guests!! Or at weast one maybe!!


Dis is your fwiend Baywee who didn't eben chew up one crayon dis morning!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Mommie took dis picture ob me dis morning


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I fought it was a weally nice picture ob me. It brings out my curious side!

Me and Froggie hab been waying out on da deck all morning. We're trying to get all ob summer dat we can before it starts to get weally cold out!! I don't fink dat Froggie remembers anyfing about cold or snow!

Your pal,

Baywee

Friday, September 08, 2006

It's snowing, it's snowing, the old man is...

Hmmm.. I don't know a word dat will rhyme wiff dat!

Well, it's snowing, but it's not snowing at my house... yet!!!! It's cold dough and it's raining!! Da news report showed how it was snowing up in da mountains! Dat is one ob da fingies dat we lub best about wibing in Colorado!! I wike snow. I fink dat Frogknot will wike it too! He was too young wast year to weally remember snow!

So, do you want to know a funny fing dat my mommie did today??? Well, inbetween our rain showers she took a bucket ob soapy water out and she brushed it all ober our dirty car!! Den when da next rain started a few minutes later it washed all da bubbles off da car!! I fought dat was weally smart!! Mommie didn't care about getting da car shiny cwean dis time, but we just had to get all dat back road, dirt road, dirt off ob da car. I fink dat it wooks weally nice now!! It sure wooks cwean to me!!

Dis is one creative mommie dat I hab!!

You pal,

Baywee

Monday, September 04, 2006

YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!

Wast night Froggie had to get up and go potty, just wike he does on most nights!! Dis time dough it was a widdle bit different!! Mommie picked up da widdle puppy piddle pads and moved eberyfing to da garage, so dis time instead ob heading for da baffroom dis good widdle puppy ob mine followed me outside!! He didn't want to follow me all da way outside (somefing about being a widdle puppy and being afraid ob dat dark and eagles and stuff wike dat), but dat's okay He did his widdle puppy fing in da garage on his widdle pads!! Dis is good progress!! We are very proud ob our widdle tadpole!! Dis is my good puppy!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!

Wast night Froggie had to get up and go potty, just wike he does on most nights!! Dis time dough it was a widdle bit different!! Mommie picked up da widdle puppy piddle pads and moved eberyfing to da garage, so dis time instead ob heading for da baffroom dis good widdle puppy ob mine followed me outside!! He didn't want to follow me all da way outside (somefing about being a widdle puppy and being afraid ob dat dark and eagles and stuff wike dat), but dat's okay He did his widdle puppy fing in da garage on his widdle pads!! Dis is good progress!! We are very proud ob our widdle tadpole!! Dis is my good puppy!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Star Wars - The Real Story


Star Wars - The Real Story, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Someone in my family finks dat dey are very funny!!! I fink dat Frogknot made dis poster. He's mad because he still doesn't get treats wike I do!! Well, if he wouldn't gobble dem down and den choke he'd get more treats!!

I wonder what I'll be for Halloween dis year!!! I fink dat Frogknot needs to go as frankenstein!!


It's waining here and it's cold too!! I'm not getting in any deck time dis morning. I don't weally wike dat much!! Before we know it we'll hab snow again! I do wike dat okay! :)

Your pal,

Baywee