Pwaying da Stare Game!!!

I hab a fwiend who lives two doors down. When I sit on my deck and he sits on his deck we can see each ober. We hab dis game we wike to pway. It's called da stare game. We sit and wook at each ober. Neiber one ob us moves and we try to sit weally still. Den if one of us moves we hab to bark Game ober!! Den we start all ober again. Mom finks dat we are crazy. Sometimes I'll sit and stare for 10 or 20 minutes before one ob us moves. Mom wants to know why I can't be dat good in da house. I don't hab an answer for dat dough.

Today we twied to pway for a while, but here's da problem. IT'S SNOWING!! It's almost May and I knowed dat our calendar (hubba hubba, wook at dose bully dogs on da calendar) sorry, I got distracted for a minute, umm what were we talkin about.. oh yeah.. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SPRING!!! The sky is falling dough and I can tell you what the sky is made ob. It's white, cold and wet, and it looks fluffy when it comes down from the air. Oh, it tastes good too, but don't eat da yellow stuff - Save dat for the kee-kats to do!!

Wooking forward to da weekend,

Baywee

Awi's Birfday!

We had a wotta fun! Mommie got Awi some canned food (we neber get to eat dat!) and I got to hab some too! It was yummy! Awi took a wong time eating hers as usual, but at weast she couldn't hold it in her mouth and carry it awound waffin at me. She also got two new toys! Awi had a weally good time and she didn't even hab to wear dat silly wittle birfday hat dat I hab to wear on my birfday!! Mommie said dat ober da weekend she's going to take Awi bye-bye's. Awi is excited about dat!! She doesn't get to go out much because of somefing called a disease.

Pwaying wif Awi's toys,

Baywee

Awi Goes Bye-Bye!

Awi Goes Bye-Bye!
Awi was excited all week about her twip!! Den today finally came! Dis is what she told me about her twip. She got to go to Petsmart and she sniffed around a wot! She was a widdle scared because it was such a big pwace (Awi can't see much), but she stayed weally close to mommie and she was okay. Awi got to pick out some tweets and she made sure to pick us up some gweenies too!! We wub gweenies da best of all fings!! Den mommie took her to McDonalds, but she didn't get to go in. Day just don't wike four wegged kids, just da two wegged ones. Awi got us a double cheeseburger. She told me dat she was weally good and didn't eben bug mommie about wanting to hold da bag. Bwagger!! After we ate (I still got da big half!!) den Awi went in to take a nap. She's weally tired and breathing weally hard. We don't wike it dat she has such a hard time breathing. I didn't get to go wiff Awi. Mommie finks dat it would be too hard on Awi. Dat's okay dough. I always get to go so Awi should get a chance when she is able.

Chewin Greenies,

Baywee

Today is Awi’s birfday!!

Happy Birfday to you
Happy Birfday to you
Happy Birfday dear Awi!!!
Happy Birfday to you!!

Fanks for wetting me be your sister!

I wub you, Awi!

Awi’s Sister,

Baywee

Playing in the Snow!

Mommie decided that she'd go outside to shovel some of the snow off of the driveway. She said dat if she did widdle bits frew out da day den she wouldn't have to do one big bunch when it was all ober. Me an Awi helped her out. Awi helped by poopin in da snow right where mommie was tryin to shovel. She's such a good girl!! *laff* I tried to go deeper into da front yard to find da bunny, but I couldn't find him. Mommie said dat he's prolly all burrowed in under the pine trees and bushes. When we came back inside I wealized dat I hadn't shaken all dis cold snow off. So I made sure I did dat in the libingwoom while mom was taking off her shoes in da entry way. We're going to light a fire soon. Right now we are watching the TB. They are officially calling it a blizzard now. Our airport, DIA, is all closed down. Actually nuffin is open. Eben churches closed today.We'll post later about our storm!!

If you're looking for meI'm busy making bullymen,

Baywee

It's FWIDAY!

YAY! Fwiday means dat da alarm cwock won't go off tomorrow! I wub Saturdays best of all!

I had a wuff morning. Mommie's alarm went off and she got in da shower. Den when she came out she walked ober to da bed and saw me still sweeping wif my head on her pillow and all cobered up under da bwankets. Know what she did???? She pulled dose bwankets wite off ob me!!! I wifted my head up off ob da pillow and wooked at her sorta bleary eyed and she said "Baywee, if mommie has to get up den so do you!! You're not sweepin all warm an cuddlly all day in my bed!" Well what is up wif dat???? I thot it was OUR bed!! I wike just keeping it warm for mommie.. all day... until she gets home. I consider it just one ob da special services I do for her!!!!! She twicked me by saying "come get a tweet" and dat got me out ob bed fast! Dat's weally not a fair ting do to. She knows I always want a tweet!

Dis afternoon I got a email from my pal, Farley. He's only one year old and he can already type! What a good boy! I don't fink dat I could type when I was one!

Den we also made a new pal today! Anoder bulldog, Nattie wanted to be fwends so now I'm on her wist and she's on mine. We weft her a bone cause we fought dat she was bery pretty!

My two wegger sister is coming into town tonight so dat means dat Haywee is coming in to town too! Mommie will be happy to see Haywee. Dat's her only grandkid. She will only be here for da weekend, so dis is goin to mean dat I won't get to go by-bys dis weekend. Dey will need to hab woom for da carseat an all da stuff dat a toddler needs. Mommie said dat she's taking Haywee to Toys R us. I fink dat it's just wike a petsmart, but for kids. Haywee's getting toys dis weekend!! I hope dat day see what a good girl I am being so dat I can get a toy too! Awi is always good so she neber has to worry about dat sort of fing. I hab to worry about it all da time. I'm not bery good at being good.

Off to help cween da floors wiff mommie,

Baywee

Mommie is a Twader!

Dis is Baywee and I am bugged! Mommie got home fwom work and she went to our neighbors house. She said dat she was goin to see a new babie and we couldn't go. I can't bweeve it. I'm not used to getting weft behind!! She just got home and me an Awi said hi to her and we smelled oder dogs on her clothes!! We don't fink dat dis was a two wegged baby! We fink dat she was seeing a puppy!! She Twicked us! I can't bweeve dat mom would pet another doggie!!

I'm pouting now and I'll keep on doing it until she gives us tweets! Moms! Day are not fair!!

Wondering what kinda puppy dat is,

Baywee

Dis is WAR!!!!!!

Mom is off doin da dishes and so I was busy reading some of my my buddie's diary to Awi. Dis fwend ob ours, Milo, (I fink dat he is royality cause he lives in a kingdom and I fink dat he eben has servants and a castle and eberyfing!!!) wrote dat his mommie is tryin to hide pills in his food! I fink dat dis is an injustice!! We need a lawyor!!! We hab to start a union!! Dogs should not be twicked into eating yucky pills! Someone needs to send Milo's mommie to her room!! If we stand for dis, den we'll fall for just about anyfing!!

PS. Milo, if you just upload your pill to Arizona she'll eat it. She eats anyfing! My mommie calls her "tootsie roll" and I fink dat it's because she's a chubby puggie!!

Fwippin frew da yellow pages wooking up lawyors,

Baywee

Oh and ober dogs want to read Milo's post den go here:http://www.dogster.com/diary_page.php?pet_id=122254&entry_id=37838

Dis is not funny!

Dis is a big problem. I wike snow, but I don’t wike wain. It’s not wike taking a nice warm baff and pwaying in da tub. Dis wain is cold and it’s windy outside too! I want to pway da in and out game, but when da door opens den I get hit in the face wif wain. I don’t wike wain, Sam I am!!

Wookin out da window and pouting,

Baywee

Poor Awi!!

Mommie shoveled off our deck so dat me an Awi could walk on it wif out having to walk in tons of snow. Mommie told me to watch out for Awi cause dis kinds of stuff upsets her sometimes. So anyway, we went down da stairs and into da backyard. I finished up and I wan my bully butt back up da stairs and scratched on da door to tell mommie dat I was done. When she opened da door she said "Baywee? Where is Awi? You were supposed to help watch ot for her!!" Den she started to call out:

Awi!

Awi!

Awizona! Where are you???

Den we heard Awi starting to cry under da deck steps. Mommie gave me dat ebil eye, den she went down da stairs and helped to coax Awi out from under da stairs. Awi got carried up da stairs too! i neber get carried! Dat didn't seem too fair, but I guess it's okay dis time since Awi was cwying. We neber wike it when Awi crys. Mommie hugged her and made her feel better once we got inside. Den she gave us bof a tweet and she told me dat tomorrow I'll have to do better job of watchin out for my sister cause mommie has to go to work (dat is if she can get out ob da drive way anyway) tomorrow. Awi always knows to follow me if she gets wost in da yard or somefing.

I wub awi a wot and don't wike it if she gets upset wike dat. I eben wet her have my favorite toy tonight. Awi is my bestest fwend!!

Oh, and it's still snowing here in sunny colorado! *waff* Nofin wike spwing in da wockies!!

Typin wif one paw on da board and one paw wapped around my sister Awi,

Baywee

Dis is no Dairy Queen Blizzard!!!!

We woke up dis morning and mommie was wookin' out da windows all excited and stuff! Den she opened da back door and we saw it!! It was a back yard full of ICE CREAM!!!! *Laff* okay, mebbee not ice cream, but it was all white and da wind was blowing so hard! It's SNOW!! We can barely eben see our neighbors!! Da weathermen were right (How'd day do dat???) I wan outside as fast as my wegs could take me. Awi went weally slow wif baby steps. It doesn't wook wike it's eber going to stop! When I got back inside da house I wan weally fast to da wibingwoom and wooked out da window and saw da bunny dat lives in our front yard. I wanted to inbite him into our warm house, but mommie said dat wild bunnies don't wike people and eben if we inbited him den he wouldn't come. Mom said dat he has enough fur to keep him warm. I don't get dat. I hab enough fur to cober my bully body too, but I was cold out dare!!!

Busy making bully angels today,

Baywee

Barf, Bugers and Bunnies

It was kind of a wuff week at the Baywee house dis week! Here's the first fing. I barfed. Yep. Dat's wight. I barfed. I did dat yesterday while mommie was at work. She came home and said "BAYWEE!! What is up wif you???" See, here's how it worked. I didn't decide to barf outside or on da ceramic tile. Nope. I barfed on mom's berber carpet in da wiving woom. I was only about five bully steps away from the tile, but here's what I fink. If you have to do somefing wike barfing and your mommie's not eben home to help you, den make sure you do it in a pwace where she'll see it first fing. Mommie got out da widdle green monster fing and cleaned it up. I was going to waff, but my tummy still hurt a widdle bit so I wayed on the wubseat and watched her. .. Okay, so I did snicker a widdle bit, but dat's weally just a bully fing.

Today I'm feeling much better. We went to walmart, but as usual I didn't get to go in. I sat in mommie's seat and pretended to dribe the car and I barked at people so that they'd notice me dribing. Den we went to mcdonalds and me and awi got a double cheeseburger. The wide home was hard. I wanted to hold da bag, but mom wouldn't let me. I eben promised dat I'd weave a bite of our samwich for awi, but she said no anyway.

And now for da bunny tail, oh, I mean TALE!!! We got out of the car and mom was carrying me an awi's burger and opening the back of our car to get her ober stuff from walmart. Den I saw the widdle bunny who lives in our front yard. I wan ober to say hi and dat bunny wan away from me!! He wan right into da street eben dough he knows dat I alweady got into truble for crossing da street. Well, I did what any bully would hab done. I wan after him. Bunnies wun weally fast! Bullys can too, but only for a couple ob minutes! I was tired! Mom was mad dat she had to yell at me to come home. I blame dis whole fing on mommie!! If she had wet me carry in the burger den I neber would have chased da bunny. Burgers are much more important. After all, day do come with CHEESE. Bunnies don't.

We're supposed to get big snows dis weekend. I don't know dough. If da weathermen said it den it's usually not true. Dat's what happens when one lives in Colorado.

PS, I did share da burger wif Awi. I always get da big half dough. Awi's not weally allowed to eat dose kinds of fings anymore. We sometimes cheat and wet her dough.

From your barfin, burger eatin, bunny chasin bully fwend,

Baywee

It's a poop scoopin day!!

Hi Eberyone!Did ebery bully remember to change your clocks? Don't forget we have to spring ahead! Some people wike to forget cause den day won't be to work on time. Dis is your reminder. Wazy people! Change dose clocks! It means dat summer is right around da corner and it stays wite out wonger!

We had a beautiful day here today. I spent most of it sweeping on da deck and mommie spent all her time in da house watchin da TV. Somefin about watching all the specials about the Pope who died over dis weekend. I don't know who he was, but I heard dat he was a weally good guy who did a wot of weely good fings for people. Den when mommie got done being wazy watching TV she got up and headed outside to scoop poop. While she scooped I waffed at her. Nofin wike making her work on her days off scoopin our poop!

Almost forgot to tell you! It's baseball season! I would wove to chase down one ub dose balls! I don't fink dat they'd wet me pway dough. Day hab dat ugly sign "no dogs allowed." One ub dees days I'm goin to eat dat sign. Go CUBBIES eben dough we wive in Colorado Wockies town.
We wub da cubbies anyways!

Hey batter, batter, batter!! SWING!

Your baseball wovin' bully fwiend,

Baywee