Last night while mommie was playin on the laptop, widdle Awi was waying under da widdle desk wif her suckie toy.
She was twying to sweep. Since I couldn't get Awi to pway wif me den all I had was me to amuse myself. Dat's neber a good idea and I tried to tell mommie dat!! Anyway, I managed to squeeze my big butt under da bed and I crawled up to da head ob da bed. Den I very carefuly unwedged the baseboard from the wall. Once it was unwedged den it was just a matter ob gibing it a great big tug. Da hard part was dragging it out from under da bed so dat I could habe a nice big place to stretch out and eat it.
Mommie said dat eating baseboard is always a bad idea. I fink dat if Awi had been paying attention to me instead ob her suckie toy den I would hab been plwaying instead of chewing up baseboard.
AWI!! You're in big trubble!!! SANTA'S WATCHING!!! You really should be keeping a better eye on me (eben dough your blind an eberyfing. Dat's no excuse for not babysitting me!!!)
Dis is my story and I hab to stick to it. Want to know why??? Well it's cause Mommie made a note and she put it on my lubseat and it says "Dis spot reserved for hamsters" Dis is NOT funny!!! I fought dat hamsters were da ober white meat. Dey aren't pets!! Dey are rodents!!
I hab to go be good now!!
Santa's watching (is mommie twicking me?? Hello? Santa? Are you out there?)
Your pal,
Baywee
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