Wast night i had to put myself outside. Den when I come back in I hab to do dis widdle cry fingie so dat mommie will wake up and help me get on da bed. We hab doggie steps dat Frogknot uses, but I still can't figure out dose fings!
Anyway, back to dis story. Mommie got out ob bed, den she lifted me up.. Den in da silence (now dat I'm not crying anymore) Mommie hears dis widdle tiny noise... Somefing wike a crunch noise..
So den mommie does a quick search under da down comforter and she's BLINDED by wight!! Yes! Dis is a true story!! Dis bright wight came out from under da covers!!!! And dere was widdle Frogknot... and da wight??? What was da wight????
Well, dat was mommie's BRAND NEW Cherry Chocolate phone!!!!! Yep! Frogknot got onto da nightstand and stole Mommie's new phone!!! Mommie snatched it away from him and Frogknot had da nerve to wook at her like SHE was da bad boy!!! Dis could be da one fatal Christmas mistake!! Santa is watching!!! Wucky for Frogknot he didn't leave a mark on da phone.. and wucky for mom she bought da insurance so dat if anyfing happens da phone can be fixed or replaced!!
Now, da big question is - Will Frogknot get a present from Santa dis year???
I asked for a car. Dere is no problem wiff Santa delivering one eber! We don't hab a Christmas tree so he doesn't hab to worry about how to get a car down da chimney and under a Christmas tree!! He can leave it outside right under our big pine trees! Dat will be just fine wiff me!!
Your pal,
Baywee da good girl
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Uh Oh...it's a good fing you are not Froggie. We hope Santa doesn't fink you are a bad girl by guilt by association.
We've been making Ruby be a good girl cause she's dey twouble maker in dis house. Santa is going to bwing us wots of presents cause Ruby hasn't eaten dey couch in a while.
We will share our pwesents wiff you if Sanat doesen't come to your house...just don't share wiff Frog.
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