I fink dat dis is terrible!!!

I'm being abused! I twied to call 611, but I couldn't figure out da numbers and eben dough Awi is older, she wouldn 't eben help me!! I fink dat I need a lawyer!! Doesn't mommie know dat dere are rules about waising bullies???

We've had weally hot temps all week wong. Mommie says dat it's been in da 90's I don't know what dat is, but I know it's hot!! Me an Awi don't go outside much while mommie is at work. We only weave da house if we weally hab to go potty!! Hot Hot HOT!! But den in our wate afternoons we hab big clouds and wots ob noise in da sky. The wightening doesn't scare Awi, but da big booms does!! After da water finishes falling out ob da sky mommie will sometimes sit on our deck and wead or sometimes she will wook at dis waptop fing. Or sometimes we go out by our firepwace and she wights a fire for us to wook at while we watch TB outside (our backyard is wired for cable! We wub dat!!!)

So why is dis information so important??? Well because when mommie gets home I don't wanna go out side wif her. I complain and tell her dat it's too hot for bullies to be outside wike dis. I want my wazy butt to be on my wubseat watching wife frugh my window. Mommie says "No Inside Baywee!! Come and sit wif me an Awi." I konw dat dis must be a twick cause in da daytime it's hot out! I fink dat my mommie is twying to twick me into sitting outside so dat I will sweat dese extra pounds off!! (It's dat whole wide woad fing.) Awi finks dat I'm being a big baby cause I won't come out on da deck. I will only sit in da doorway between da house and da outside. Well, today mommie FORCED me to go outside!! She eben cwosed da door an I couldn't get back in!! I was stuck outside! And does she provide for her doggies?????NO!!!!!!!!

My wubseat wasn't anywhere around!! She fought dat I would just SIT on da deck! No seat or anyfing!!! Does she want me to burn my delicate butt??? Dis is not funny at all!! Awi just sits under mommie's seat, but I'm too big to get under he chair, and besides, eben if I was under mommie's chair, my butt would still be on da deck!!!! It took 15 whole minutes before mommie finally opened up another chair so dat I could sit down!! Awi was waffin at me da whole time. She called me a princess. Well Duh!! I know I'm a princess! What does she fink I am???? A dog??? I fink dat if I don't want to sit outside in the sweltering hot, well, sort of hot... well, okay, it was kind of cold actually, mommie had to get a sweater, but did she get me one??? NO!! Dis whole fing just isn't wright!! I hab rights!! I want my wubseat!!

Mommie told me to quit being a big baby. She said dat it was comfortable. Would she be comfortable if we made her sit on da deck?????

After mommie opened up a chair for me she said "Baywee, should I go get you a dwink too?" I said yes, but I didn't eben get served a dwink!!

I don't know if ober bullys have to put up wif dis kind ob stuff, but we need to wise up and protest!! We need our wubseats in da backyard!! And we need remote controls too! I didn't eben get to hold da remote in the holder on my chair!! I fink dat dis is just wrong!!!

I'm just cwabby cause mommy had to go back to work dis week. Dat means dat dis alarm noise fing goes off too early in da morning and I hab to get out ob bed and go get on my wubseat. I'm wooking for Saturdays!

Mommie says dat I'm not abused. She said dat da word is "Spoiled" I hab to go wook dat word up. I'm sure it almost means abused!!

I fink I hab a sunburn, well, cept dat it was night and da sun wasn't eben out while we were out dere,

Baywee

I knew it!!!

I was wooking for pills dis morning before mommie got up!! I didn't see any pills at all! I saw our bag ob tweets dough! I was doing to knock dem to da floor, but Awi barked dat mommie was coming! I'm going to hab to twy dis again wader!!


Pushing chair back to da dining woom before I get caught in da act again,

Baywee

Awi called me a big dork!!!!!!

What is up wif dat???

I'm not a big dork!!

Dis is not wight!!Awi is ober in her widdle corner and she's waffin at me! I can't eben believe it! She neber waffs at me, but today she is!! She told me dat I'm a big ole dork because she KNOWS dat mommie is sneaking pills into my cottage cheese and liberwurst. She said: "Baywee, you big dork. Why do you fink dat mommie gibs you cottage cheese in da morning and liberwurst in da afternoon ebery single day??? You heard your doctor - you get one thyroid pill twice a day. HELLOO DORK!! You're getting dem!!"

Awi acts wike pugs are way smarter den us bullies!! I KNOW mommie isn't putting anyfing in my tweets! I wooked and I neber saw her swipping anyfing into my tweets. Besides - what is Awi finking?? Dat mommie is smarter den us?? Dat can't happen! We know way more den her!!

I am not a big ole dork, AWI!!

Pulling da chair ober to the kitchen counter to see if I can see any pills up dere,Baywee