Sharing

Mommie gabe me and Awi some cottage cheese today. I ate all mine, but Awi still had some so me an Toby were sharing Awi's cottage cheese!! Mommie sad dat it only counts as sharing if Toby weally got some, but he did get a bite! See him wicking his mouth? He had a yummy taste den I ate da rest ob it!!



Today was a weally nice day outside. We were able to open up da windows and wet in all dat fresh air stuff! It won't wast wong dough cause it's only supposed to be in da thirties by Monday. Dis is weally cold!!

I wub dis time ob year! We hab all dis nice cool weather and we hab football! Did you eber hear ob dat UGA bulldog? We saw him on TB today. He wasn't pwaying, but he sure was cheering on his team!!! He has da coolest doghouse! It's eben air conditioned!Dis is da picture ob him from his website. Mommie downloaded it as a wallpaper fingie. Dis guy eben gets his own bag ob ice to sit on during da games!! Dis guy must hab da life!! I wike his shirt and I'm asking mommie for one ob my own!! We hab to wook on dat website and see if day sale anyfing for real bulldog fans (see? I am a bulldog, and I am a fan!) We saw fings for men and women and children, but not for bulldogs yet.

Wight now da CU Buffs are pwaying. We got to see Ralphie run on dat football field today. It wooked wike a wot ob fun and I wish dat I had been there to wun wif him!! I would make him wun weally fast cause I'd be chasing him!!! Wun Ralphie, Wun!!! Buffalos are really cool animals!! We hab some buffalos living in Parker. We hab wots ob weird animals here (not dat buffalos are weird dough!! Dey are not!) Ostriches are weird dough!! And dose lama fings are kinda weird too and so are alpacas!!!Well, I gotta get back to football! CU just made another touchdown fingie and I just heard mommie cheering!! I gotta go see dat replay!!

Your pal,Baywee

FINALLY!!!

Mommie finally went to da store and got us a new scoop!! Dis was just in time too!! I fought dat I was going to die wif not habing enough kibble!! We got a blue scoop dis time. It has two measures on it. One for half a cup and one for one big full cup ob kibble!! No way I'm going to wet Awi get dis scoop!! We can't afford to lose it!! You can almost see my bones now (well, not really, but it sounds bad doesn't it???) and my skin is just hanging off ob my bones!! Dis is just terrible!! I'm already feeling better now though! Mommie gabe me some cottage cheese and dat helped a lot!!

It ober news, it's been weally cold here!! We eben saw some snow flakes!!! All our leaves are busy falling off ob da trees now and da front yard bunny wooks wike he's burrowing in for da winter. I fink dat we need to go get some sort ob bunny food for him. He might wike dat a wot! We feed da backyard squirrel so it's only fair dat we feed da front yard bunnies!!

Tomorrow is Friday!!

Only one more day ob getting up wif da alarm den we can sleep in for two whole days! I wub sweeping in and I wub wenting videos!! I wub fall!! :)

Your pal,Baywee

PS Hi Santa - I've been weally good!! Did you see me sharing me an Awi's cottage cheese wif Toby dat nice widdle keekat ob mine? I eben wet him sweep on da top ob my lubseat wast night!! I wub dat cute widdle keekat!!

Your pal, Baywee

(Can I hab a pony for Christmas?)

Broncos win! Broncos win!!

Now do you fink dat I can hab a new scoop for my kibble? Dis is just Baywee da good bully inquiring about important fings!!Eben Awi wants dis new scoop! How do we know if we're getting one cup, or one and an eighth cups if mommie is measuring wif a coffee cup?? Dis is getting to be a serious issue!!

GO TO DA STORE MOMMIE!!

And don't forget to bring us back a present!!

Wub,

Baywee and Awi

How much do I hab to gibe up here???

Does dis wook wike a happy Baywee face???? Dis answer is NO for today!!! Dis is not a good day!!!



First dere is no access to kibble, and mommie still hasn't shopped for a new scoop. She's using a Coffee cup!!! Now how am I going to know if I'm getting enough??? Dis is no way to measure kibble!!! I know dat I am wasting away!! Den I tried to convince her to go dis morning, but she said "Baywee, I'm not going anywhere dis morning. Da Broncos are pwaying."Da BRONCOS?? What do da Broncos matter today??? Champ Baywee isn't eben pwaying today!! He got hurt wast week!! I eben always wear my Champ Baywee jersey for da football games! I know Broncos!! I'm a big fan!! But dis doesn't mean dat da Broncos should be more important den my kibble scoop!!!

We need to hab our priorities!! Measured scoop fingies are very important!!!So I decided to go out on da deck to pout and do you know what I found????

DIS!! I FOUND DIS!!!



Dis keekat ob mine has already taken ober my lubseat!!! Now he's waying in my chair??? Dis is not fair!! I'm not allowed to sit in any ober chair just dis one!! Toby should go sit in mommie's chair, not Baywee's chair!! Somefin must be done!! I am very abused in dis house!!!

I need to hab my chair cause dis is where I do my best finking!!! If I don't hab my chair den I can't eben get on da table!! Dat is one ob my favorite pwaces to be!! Den I can see eberyfing in my whole yard!!Dis is where I need to be!! Dis is my table!!! Eben dough mommie yells at me when I get on it I still know dat dis is my table!! I need access to my table!!

I might hab to put my keekat up for sale on ebay!!

oh... just a minute...ummm.. wait...Disregard dis above.. I just saw mommie surfing wooking for my birfday presents. Neber mind for right now!! I'm just going to go sit on da deck for wight now!! My good widdle keekat can sit in my chair for a widdle while!!

Go Broncos!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dey are starving me here!!!

Dey are starving me here!!! Dis is true!! I hab no access to my kibble!! I feel myself wasting away!! Mommie weft da scoop out from our kibble container and AWI chewed it up!! I took dis picture as ebidence!! Dis is one guilty wooking pug!! Now how is mommie going to scoop kibble!! I told Awi dat Santa is watching and she needs to put dat scoop back before she got caught. Awi just waffed at me dough. She said dat she is always a good girl and dis widdle ding on her record won't mean much. She said dat she has a WONG way to go to catch up to me!! I didn't fink dat dis was very funny eber!!


I decided dat I'd try to make a fair twade wif Awi so dat I could get dat scoop away from her, but Awi wasn't twading either!! Dis is horrible!!! Awi has been chewing on dis scoop for about 15 minutes now!! I know dat I hab kibble in my dish, but for how long??? Dis is terrible!!!

I need kibble!!

Take dis toy Awi!!! Wet me put dat scoop back!! Hurry!! Santa might be watching wight now!!! Mommie is going to see dat you chewed dat whole handle up!! I am not taking da fall for dis, Awi!!Just wook at how proud Awi wooks wif dat scoop in her mouth!! She said dat it eben tastes wike Canidae cause it sits in our big container wif our food!!

Oh, neber mind eberyone. Mommie just saw Awi and she took dat scoop away. She frew it away in da trash can and said dat we'd buy another scoop. How will I get kibble between now and den dough??? How can we get dat yummy kibble out ob dat box fingie on wheels wifout a scoop!!We need help!! Call da fire department!! Don't call da powice dough! I don't want dem to take Awi away in handcuffs!! She is my sister after all and she does wook pretty cute wif dat scoop!!

Your starving pal,
Baywee

We are getting dis all figured out!!

Dis whole fing of habing a keekat isn't so hard after all if you just wook for da benefits!! It turns out dat toby eats good food!! I wike good food! Dis is no coincidence!! Mommie is twying to figure out a way to feed Toby and not feed me. I don't wike dis very much!!! Tonight she put da food on da dining room table. What in da world was she finking??? I am Baywee!!! My nickname is "Yertle the Turtle" and tables mean nuffin to me!! I sit on da table on da deck all ob da time when I'm outside. Why would she fink dat if she put somefing good on da dining room table dat I wouldn't be able to figure dat out. She was mad at me, but I waffed at her. I wike eating!! Dis was no contest at all!! Besides, what Awi did was eben worse den me!! Awi got a tweet out ob da keekat tweet box!! Mommie said dat it's NOT A TWEET, but Awi seemed to wike dat crunchy taste!! Wook at Awi - She's a very round Pug. I fink dat Awi would know if somefing was good or not. She is a pretty chubby girl, but she wikes it better if we just call her "fluffy." Wike dat's going to make a difference!

Toby is pretty fun to pway wif too. He has his own widdle toys dat he wikes to pway wif He has a widdle mouse dat he wikes to chase. I watch, den when he's busy chasing his mouse, den I chase him. It's a wotta fun!! Dat keecat can run!!

Now dis is da best reason for eber habing a keekat: Bwame. Dis is how it works. I was busy in da bedroom shredding up a toy. It was a fluff explosion. Da keekat was sitting in da room too, den mommie walked in and she said "BAYWEE!!!" and I said no, no no!! Dis wasn't me!! I am picking it up!! Dis was my keekat!!! Toby gabe me an ebil eye, but I fink dat mommie bought it!! Dis is good! Imagine da possibilities!!

Oh, Toby is learning to chase da backyard squirrel!! He eben told me dat he found out where da backyard squirrel's hideout is!! We might try a mission to rescue Mr Blue Bear! Mommie says no way, dat we won't eben want him anymore, but how would we know dat wifout eben asking Mr Blue Bear? I fink dat we should at least ask if he wants to come home!! We are trying to figure dis whole fing out!!

We are busy watching college football today. We wub football!! Dis is a fun game! I would wike to try to pway it some day. I wike dat whole tackling fingie. I'm going to practice so dat next time Jay is home den I'm taking him down!!

Your pal,Baywee

Dere weally is a Santa Claus!!!

Santa weft me a message on my wast post!! He must be weal cause he signed it "Santa Claus" and who would do dat except Santa?? Just wike I sign my name Baywee cause I'm Baywee. That is proof wight dere!!

Dear Santa - I am being a very good bully. I was weally nice to Awi wast night and I didn't do anyfing bad wike barfing on mommie (and waffin) or anyfing!! I am a good girl!!

Now can I write out my Christmas wist?

I want a skateboard just wike my fwiend Hatties!! Did you see her on it? She's a very
athletic!! I bet dat she could go weally fast on dat fing!!

I would also wike to hab my own container ob ice cream just wike Caesar has. My mommie always puts ice cream in a bowl, but if I had da whole container den I could eat da ice cream and tear up the container too!

Den how about gibing me a big family wike Muddy has. Dat would be weally fun if I had wots ob dogs around.

And could I hab my own pony wike Lisa's pups hab?

Den can I hab Zeus, Theo and Caesar?

Oh, and a car cause mommie won't wet me drib hers.

And I hab more to ask for, but I better stop for now cause mommie is gibing me dat ebil eye fingie right now!!

Your pal, and very good girl,

Baywee

Bad Girl, Arizona!!!

Mommie told me dat Santa's watching and so I better figure out how to be a good girl. There must be some way to cheat!!


Last night while mommie was playin on the laptop, widdle Awi was waying under da widdle desk wif her suckie toy.
She was twying to sweep. Since I couldn't get Awi to pway wif me den all I had was me to amuse myself. Dat's neber a good idea and I tried to tell mommie dat!! Anyway, I managed to squeeze my big butt under da bed and I crawled up to da head ob da bed. Den I very carefuly unwedged the baseboard from the wall. Once it was unwedged den it was just a matter ob gibing it a great big tug. Da hard part was dragging it out from under da bed so dat I could habe a nice big place to stretch out and eat it.
Mommie said dat eating baseboard is always a bad idea. I fink dat if Awi had been paying attention to me instead ob her suckie toy den I would hab been plwaying instead of chewing up baseboard.

AWI!! You're in big trubble!!! SANTA'S WATCHING!!! You really should be keeping a better eye on me (eben dough your blind an eberyfing. Dat's no excuse for not babysitting me!!!)
Dis is my story and I hab to stick to it. Want to know why??? Well it's cause Mommie made a note and she put it on my lubseat and it says "Dis spot reserved for hamsters" Dis is NOT funny!!! I fought dat hamsters were da ober white meat. Dey aren't pets!! Dey are rodents!!

I hab to go be good now!!

Santa's watching (is mommie twicking me?? Hello? Santa? Are you out there?)

Your pal,

Baywee

I can't bewieve I did dis!!!

I'm so embarrassed dat I'm not eben sure if I should tell anyone dis!! First, wet me say dat dis was a total accident!! It wasn't weally my fault at all and I neber meant for it to happen!! Now, here's a warning - If you don't wike hearing about the barf word, den stop reading wight now!! Weally!! Dis is da stopping pwace!!


Okay, now dat I hab da west of you. Here is da deal. I always eat my dinner after bedtime.
Mommie fills up my bowl before we go to bed, den somewhere around 1 or 2 am I get up and go eat. Mommie always says dat it's a bad habit dat I picked up from where I used to wive, but dat it's not bad enough dat it needs to be broken. She's refinking dat thought dough!! Wast night I got up just wike I always do and I went into da kitchen to eat. Oh, did I mention dat mommie eben weaves da radio on so dat I hab company when I eat?? She calls it "ambience" I asked for candles too, but she said "Maybe at your next house." Whateber dat means!!

I ate a nice meal while I listened to some songs, den I took myself outside. Afterwards I went to bed. Now, here is da bad part. When I got into bed and I started to burrow under the covers I did it. I just wooked ober at mommie who was sweeping so peaceful wike... And I... I can't beweive dat I did dis...

I BARFED ALL OBER MOMMIE!!!! Dis is da person dat feeds me and takes me for car wides!!!

Man, you shoulda saw her jump out ob bed!!! *waff She didn't know what hit her!! First she wan into da baffroom and stripped, den she came back and wooked at da damage and discovered dat I had caused it. She knew wight away it wasn't Awi, cause Awi swept frew dis whole drama! I shoulda wayed down and pretended to sweep!! I fink dat mommie said somefing about "Baywee, in da morning I'm trading you in on a hamster or somefin." I don't fink dat she meant it dough.
We couldn't finish out our night sweeping in our bed, so mommie went ober and picked up Awi and we went into da ober room and crawled into bed.

Wook, in my defense - mommie needed to wash da sheets anyway. She didn't do it ober da weekend (boy did I wuck out about dat!!!) so now's a good time to do it!! And besides, we wub fresh cwean sheets.

I fink dat I'm going to try to be a weally good girl today cause I don't want to be replaced by a hamster!! I fink dat mommie is ober it now, but I decided dat I'm not going to ask. No sense bringing up bad feelings again!!

It wasn't my fault. Dis is my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

I am a good girl (mostly - sometimes... once maybe!!!)

Your pal,

Baywee da barfer
(pwease don't twy dis at home, boys and girls. It'll only get you into trouble!!)

I fink dat I need some duct tape...

Dis is what happened in our house dis morning. Widdle Awi fell out ob our great big bed. Poor widdle Awi. She wasn't eben trying to turn off an alarm cwock or anyfing. She woke up and den she decided to move to another sweeping pwace on da bed. I don't know why she did dat cause she only sweeps in one pwace, but I guess she just wanted somefin different. I don't fink dat she wanted somefin different off da bed dough. When she fell it woke mommie up and she got up and rushed ober and turned on da wight and wan to Awi-boo-boo-head. Awi cwied a widdle bit, but mommie wooked her ober den picked her up and hugged her. Awi quit cwying den. Den mommie carried Awi ober to our bed and put her down. Awi decided dat she weally needed to be close to mommie so she swept da west ob da night half on her pillow and half on mommie's pillow.

So far dis morning she seems to be just fine. She's been saying weally close to mommie dough. I fink dats a weally good fing. It comforts her and dat's what me an mommie wike to do best. We wub widdle Awi a wot!!

Hopefully dats all da excitement we hab today!!!

Your pal,

Dis was how our morning started...

Mommie is mad!! Whateber you do, don't waff right now. Me an Awi waffed and we got da ebil eye when we waffed, so be warned! She wost her sense ob humor. She'll prolly get it back wader when her arm doesn't hurt so much dough..

Dis is da deal. Mommie sweeps in me an Awi's bed. Dis picture is da proof dat it's our bed. We wet mommie sweep in dat widdle tiny spot right beside me. Dis morning when da alarm went off (I hate dat fingie) mommie tried to roll ober and hit da button, but instead, I had pushed her ober to da edge so far dat when she rolled she... ummmm...

Mommie fell out ob bed!! *Waff*

Sorry, I forgot - Dis is not funny!!! She scrapped her arm on da bed when she fell out and she bumped her head a widdle on da table next to da bed. It's a sleigh bed and dere is a big piece ob wood dat runs along da bed. I use it sometimes to help me get up into da bed cause it's really high up!! Awi has to be picked up to get on, and picked up to get down. Awi has fallen off da bed before, so mommie is in good company.

Dis is da fing dat I just really don't get. Why doesn't mommie just buy her own bed??? I mean, me an Awi are willing to share wif her, but I hab to tell you, She whines a wot about it sometimes. She's kinda greedy and finks dat she should hab more room. If she bought her own bed den she'd hab all da room she eber wanted. Mommie said dat da solution would be to wock us out ob da bedroom and make US, ME an AWI sweep somewhere else. Dat can't happen dough. Dere is a rule about dat somewhere in my rule book!

Mommie is going to hab a big bruise today, so eberyone has to be nice to her today. After dat, den life can get back to normal.

Your pal,

Baywee
*Laff
Sorry, Dat waff just swipped out!!!

YAY for Saturdays!!

I wub Saturdays!! Ebery day should be a Saturday!! Dis morning we sat out on da deck and wistened to da backyard squirrel chattering. I fink dat he wants another one ob my toys, but I couldn't tell. I wanted to bark at him to ask him, but I got yelled at cause dere is dis no barking at 8am on a Saturday rule. Dis didn't seem fair to me, but mommie said dat we'll rummage around in my toys and put a toy out and see if he wants one.

Today is going to be a busy day at our house! . Someone has to do all dis yardwork and since me an Ari aren't big enough to cut da grass, den it means dat mommie has to do it by herself. Me an Ari are going to watch and waff dough!! We're gwad dat we don't hab to be responsible for dis kind ob stuff!!

I hab to go get my nails clipped too. I wub doin dat!! Especially now dat I've wearned how to stick my big head out da window while mommie dribes. Dis will be an adventure!!

Mommie is finally getting ober her cold. I fink dat all my hard work paid off. I'm sure dat she is feeling better cause I spent so much time taking care ob her. Mommie said dat next time could she just hab some chicken soup instead dough. She finks dat one day my help might just kill her. I weally don't fink dat I'm all dat heavy and I wike waying on mommie when she's sick. I'm sure it helps her a wot!! Maybe she just worried dat I was working too hard! I bet dat's it!!

I hab to run - We hab so much to do today!!
Your pal,

Just call me Nurse Baywee

Can you believe dis??? Mommie is sick again!! She just got ober being sick. Dis just doesn't seem fair at all!! Mommie woke up wif a weally bad cold yesterday. Dat should be against da law! I'm going to check my rule book for dis. I don't fink dat anyone should hab to wake up sick on a Sunday. We didn't get to go for a walk or eben go bye-bye in the car. I didn't wike dis one bit!!

I always get worried when mommie gets sick so I wike to be wight by her all da time, den when she falls asweep den I stretch out on top ob her. Mommie keeps telling me dat dis kind ob medicine just doesn't work for her, but I don't believe her. She feels a wot warmer when I'm waying on her. I eben had to do CPR wast night. When I wasn't wight on top ob mommie, den I was wight beside her wif my face in hers. Mommie said dat her nose was weally stuffy and I was twying to wook to see what it was stuffed wif. I kept gibing her all my air cause I had pwenty and she sounded wike she was struggling to breath. Mommie said dat she was struggling cause I'm heavy and cause she wasn't getting any fwesh air. I'm weally not dat heavy dough. Wike, I'm not as heavy as a hummer, or an airpwane, or eben a house. I'm just as heavy as a bulldog and dats not hevy at all. I carry me around all da time!

Mommie had to go to work today. I am hoping dat she comes home so dat I can take care ob her some more.

Your Pal,

Baywee

Work tires me out!!

Dis is Baywee. I'be been very busy today watching mommie work!! Wight now I am observing all dis activity from my wubseat. I'm wooking out da front window, watching as mommie pushes some big nosy fing all ober our front yard. She calls it a "mower" but I fink I would call it a "monster." It wooks wike it chops up eberyfing in it's sight!! I hope dat da front yard bunnies don't get in da way ob dis big monster!! Mommie said dat I could wearn how do work dis monster when I get older, but I decided dat she can be da only one in dis house dat knows how to do it. I only hab four feet and I'm afwaid dat I might woose one. I'm not feeding dat monster!!

When mommie comes in from doing all dis work I'm going to ask her for new, fwesh water. I wike my water weally cold wif ice in it. All my ice has melted and I'm a widdle firsty after wooking at all dis work stuff going on!!

Your pal,

Baywee

It's Wednesday!!

And I'm wishing dat it was Saturday!! Mommie says dat you can tell dat fall is in the air. We're getting some cold breezes and it's darker in the morning when we wake up. I am habing da hardest time waking up in da morning time. Just cause mommie has to get up to go to work den why does dat mean dat Baywee has to get up?? Mommie says dat she just wikes to see me in da morning cause it starts her day out wight. I fink dat it's ebery bullys wight to sweep in. Mommie waffs at my somefin she calls my "Baywee wiggle butt" as I wun up da stairs. I don't exactly fink dat dis is funny at 5:30 in da morning. Mommie says to wighten up and get a sense ob humor, Baywee. Instead though, I go find my wubseat.

Awi is doing much better now!! Fank you to eberybody who asked about my bestest sister. Her front, cute widdle puggie wegs seem to be doing much better now. I fink dat da cold air still hurts dem a widdle bit though, but Awi is a twooper.

Now here's another wandom thought!! I should hab believed Awi when she told me dat mommie was twicking me!! It's TWUE!! She is twicking me!! Mommie did a dumb fing wast night (typical mommie stuff dough!!) She weft out da container ob cottage cheese so she had to frow it away. So dis morning she gabe us some cheese and guess what I found???? I found a PILL!! Mommie's been swipping me pills!! Dis is an outrage!! I need to check my rule book to see how dis can be allowed!!

Well, Awi is eyein my wubseat, so I need to run and save it from her!! Dis is Baywee's wubseat!

Your Pal,

Baywee

I told mommie dat it is in my contract dat I be allowed to hab access to da outside anytime I want it. Dat is why she has to weave da back door open so dat I can sit just inside da door and watch all dis cold waining weather! And it's also why I get to stick my head out ob da window eben on cold days! We habe da heat on so it doesn't weally matter anyway. :)

So dat's been our weekend so far! Awi said dat she's alweady feeling much better after wewaxing all day. She's not telling mommie dough cause she wikes dat I'm getting dat ebil eye fingie still!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is not my fault!!!

You know dat I'm a good girl!! I wub mommie wots!!! I always do my bestest to be a good girl and I neber, neber get into any... much.. well just a widdle bit ob trouble!!

Dis is da fing... I haben't been able to post in a few days because Awi didn't feel good. I kept getting dose ebil eye wooks from my mommie wike it was my fault dat Awi didn't feel good!! I didn't weally cause anyfing to happen! Well, it wasn't my fault anyway!!

Wast Thursday me an Awi were pwaying. Awi doesn't pway bery often, so when she does, den I hab to take advantage ob dis situation! Me an Awi got into a big tug 'o war game and eben dough I know dat I'm way bigger and stronger den Awi, I also know dat I hab to be careful to not dwag her through da house and all dose fings wike dat. Anyway, we pwayed and we eben wrassled on da ground biting on each ober. We got weally carried away wif pwaying and finally mommie said it was enough!! It was time for bed so we had to quit. Well, when Awi woke up wast Friday morning she could barely eben stand. Her poor widdle fwont wegs just didn't want to hold her up!! I know dat I didn't bite her berry hard, but I sure pulled her hard!! She had her brakes on a wot. I had to weally dwag her. Mommie wubbed and wubbed on Awi's wegs and she kept gibing me dat ebil wook. Awi hurt pretty bad on Friday. She did a widdle better wast night, but den it got all cold and waining out. Eben today, da weather was bery cold. It was 51 degrees and it was waining a wot. Awi didn't complain much cause she neber does!! Mommie's been gibing her medicine to make da pain feel better.

Awi eben missed her pug meet up dis morning. She was mad at me! She said dat it was my fault and dat I pwayed to hard on purpose just so dat she couldn't go see her fwiends and DWIVE mommies car again!! Dis is not true!! I did not do dis so dat Awi couldn't dwibe mommie's car! (but I do hab to admit it's a nice side effect. Don't tell mommie or Awi dough!!!) Mommie said no Pug meetup because she was worried at Awi would ober due.

So since Awi couldn't go, dis is how we spent out day. We were wazy. We spent all afternoon waying on da couch. We eben lit up a fire in da firepwace!! Awi wikes feeling da warm from da fire. She wayed up close to it. Mommie sad dat her wegs prolly wiked feeling all warm!

Also dis afternoon mommie and I wan an errand. Mommie finished up a library book and she needed to return it and pick up another dat was ready for us to pick up. I wub going on car wides! On mommie's side ob da car she had her window wolled all da way up and she also had da heat on (it weally was a widdle chilly out) and on my side - well, my big ole bully head was stickin out da window cause dats how I wike dribing!!

Dis is me weavin dat library fingie I was telling you about!

I told mommie dat it is in my contract dat I be allowed to hab access to da outside anytime I want it. Dat is why she has to weave da back door open so dat I can sit just inside da door and watch all dis cold waining weather! And it's also why I get to stick my head out ob da window eben on cold days! We habe da heat on so it doesn't weally matter anyway. :)

So dat's been our weekend so far! Awi said dat she's alweady feeling much better after wewaxing all day. She's not telling mommie dough cause she wikes dat I'm getting dat ebil eye fingie still!!

Your pal,

Baywee

I've been abused!!

What's da number to da bully abuse hotwine??? I hab to call dem right away!! I am an abused bully!! Dis is terrible! I need a laywer!! Dis is a serious biolation! I hab wights!! One ob my wights is to chase da back yard squirrel if I want to!

So where was mommie dis morning when I needed her??? Was she standing on da deck opening up da baby gate so dat I could get down into da back yard to do my business??? NO SHE WASN'T!! She opened da door den she turned on da TB to see da space shuttle wand (way to go space shuttle!!!!!) Meanwhile, I waited and waited and waited by da gate. Den when it was almost time for her to go to work she came do da door to call me in and she saw da situation I was in. She opened da gate and I wan my cute widdle bully butt down da stairs and did some business. Mommie stood on da deck and watched me. Where is my right to privacy??? Den after two minutes she started to call me back upstairs. She said dat she had to wook and dat I WAS MAKING HER WATE!! Dis is da person dat wocked me out ob my own backyard!! I came inside and do you know what she said??? She said: "Baywee, what is da big deal wif you? You hab a doggie door. It's not wike you don't hab access to da outside. You could go da ober way out."

Dis is just not wight! Dis backyard belogs to me!! Ob course I hab a doggie door, but fings are supposed to always be da same!! In my house in da morning before mommie goes to work she gibs us a treat (we had cottage cheese dis morning. I ate all mine and most ob Awi's) she fills our water and food dish and she opens up da back door so dat we can enjoy da nice morning before it's time for her to go to wook. I didn't eben get to sit on my chair dis morning because I was forced to sit by da babygate and try to will it to open. Our schedule was totally disrupted by dis rudness!! I don't go out da doggie door in da morning time!!! I go out da back door and down da stairs to my backyard!!

I know dat I hab a good case dis time! I'm suing for millions!! For now dough I hab to go way down on my lubseat. I'm tired after all ob dis drama!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Just call me "Miss July"

Wook at dis!! I made da Bulldogsworld 2006 calendar!! Dis is da sample photo ob me being "Miss July!"
If you wanna wook at da whole calendar and see all da bully pictures den just wook at dis wink and you'll see me and ober bullies by cwicking on da wink dat says "view Calendar Pages" http://www.cafepress.com/bulldogsworld.27474158 den at da bottom just click on each month to see all da bullies.

And here is da wink too all ob da 2006 calendars: http://www.cafepress.com/bulldogsworld/374840

See Mommie!! I told you dat I'd make somefin
outta myself! I'm not just dead weight on da wubseat! I am MISS JULY!

*Waff

Your pal,

Baywee

Wazy Sunday Morning

Wooks wike a perfect day for sweeping on da deck. Mommie has to finish working in da yard and I decided dat I can help by watching and waffin at her. Awi said dat she's going to help waff too, but usually she just tattles on me, so I'm going to wait and see if she weally does waff. I've been watching for da backyard squirrel, but he hasn't been around for da past two days. Or maybe he's not around cause mommie makes sure dat all my toys are picked up. Dat could be it too!! Mommie was busy shooing away Killer and Brutus, our yard bunnies, yesterday. She put down somefin called "weed and feed" and she didn't want da bunnies to get hurt. I offered to sit out in da front yard and protect it wif my own killer instincts, but I got da ebil eye. Mommie said dat I don't hab a killer instinct in my whole body 'ceptin maybe for my imagination. I don't know about dat dough. I watched Rambo before. I could do dat!! I just know I could! All I need is to wear my bandana around my forhead 'stead ob my neck!! Mommie said dat it wouldn't work dough. She said dat I'm too big a baby 'specially since I don't eben wike sweeping out in da wilderness and can't eben sweep on da deck. Well, I proved her wrong!! I swept on da deck today! Dat was hard and now I'm going to go hit da wub seat! I can watch Killer and Brutus from da window. Dis bully needs comfort!!! I don't fink dat dere is a fing wrong wif a double pillowtop bed, big fluffy lubseat or my chair on da deck! I'll just take my comforts ob home when I pway Rambo!!

Your Pal,

Baywee

It's cold and waining

I wike da wain when it's a nice quick storm and fings get back to normal. I don't wike da wain when it poors all day (and night) wong!! When it wains wike dis den me an mommie hab to fight about fings. I can't go out to da deck and sit on my favorite chair because it's all wet so I do da next best fing. I sit in da doorway and wook outside and watch it wain. Dis is where da fight is. Mommie wants da door cwosed and I want it open. Dis morning she did weave it open for me for a few minutes before she said "enough, Baywee, all dis cold and wet is getting into da house." So I had to back it up and go way on my wubseat instead. I fink dat I'm going to stay da whole day on my wubseat today!! I wish mommie was home wif us so that she could start a fire in da fireplace and snuggle in wif us. We hab to make due wifout her.

Dat is all dere is from wainy Parker, Colorado!!



Quack, Quack,

Baywee

Wook at dis rare breed of wild backyard squirrel!!!!

First time ever seen in public!!!! Come one, come all! Leave your quarter at the door and step inside to see this one of a kind, rare, dangerous, trapped tree rat!!! Never seen before!! You should see his teeff!! Don't get too close dough - Dey bite hard! Be prepared. If you need medical assistance it will be provided to you. If you've ever had a heart attack den you prolly shouldn't be wooking at dese graphic photos!! You've been warned!

Oh wait, nebber mind!!



Mommie says dat it's a keekat. Probably ob da common variety, but we neber seen him before in da neighborhood. Mommie also told me dat I better git off da fence before someone calls da police to say dat she superglued me too it.

Don't mind her though. I don't.

Do you see what a cutie pie I am standing on my tippy toes? No wonder mommie keeps me eben when I've been a moster wike tonight.

PS, no refunds. You paid - It's mine

Wub, your pal,

Baywee

Silly Awi!!

Mommie was able to shoot some cute pictures ob widdle Awi being so cute hiding under her bed wast night. Dese pictures are from a phone. I fought phones were to talk on (I sometimes call ober bullies) but I didn't know dat dey were ebedence gathering material machines too! I'm going to hab to woose mommie's phone so dat I can use it while she's at work. I hab to show you how big da Backyard Squirrel's teeff are!!

Where is Awi??? We can't find her!!!

Wook! No one can eben see her!!

Oh dere she is!! Silly girl!

wook at dat chubby back end and stick widdle
wegs!!!! ha ha ha Tootsie woll!!

Peek a boo! Awi is found!

Wazy weekend..

Mommie is finally starting to feel better, but she says dat I'm probably to blame because all her muscles hurt. She finks dat just cause I swept on her and she couldn't move because dis 60 lb dainty bully was waying on her. Dat is a weason to bwame me for her being sore? Dat's just silly. I was doing her a favor by sweeping on her. Does she fink dat it was comfortable for me to sweep on her?? What did she fink, dat I was going to make her chicken soup instead??? Mommie is only finking ob herself again. I fink dat she's just sore cause she did a wot ob barfin. I took weally good care ob her and I don't just wet anyone sweep wif my toys!!!

We haben't weally done anyfing dis weekend because it's too hot and mommie is still whining. I hope dat she gets better soon cause it's too much whining for me!!

Anyway, I did spend a wot ob quality time sitting in my chair on da deck. I'm still on da wookout for Backyard Squirrel. Mommie did manage to get off her death bed to take a few photo's ob me playing guard doggie. I fought dat you might enjoy seeing me hard at work!! I would hab wiked it if you had seen me sweeping on mommie and being such a good helper, but Awi can't take pictures and mommie was sweeping so I don't hab any pictures of me being such a good citizen. You will hab to just trust me dat!

Here are some ob wast night's photos!

Dis is me watching da fence line. If dat squirrel comes den I will know about it!! Do you see how far my chair is away from da table?? Mommie did dis for a reason (bad in my opinion) She doesn't wike it when dat chair is cwose cause den I use it to get up on dat table. I wike da view better from da table cause den I can see over da slats in da deck instead of frew dem!

Wook at dose toofers! Dis is my beggin wook
cause mommie had food and I wanted some too.

See? I coulda been named "Spot" cause i hab spots
all ober in my white fur.

More photo's coming today! I habe some ob dat cutie pie Arizona being so silly while mommie was sick!

We had a ruff night and day

Mommie woke up in da middle ob da night wast nght. She was SICK, SICK, SICK!!! She spent all her night in da baffroom. I have to tell you. dis really disturbed my sleep! She was up and down and up and down and barfing eberywhere. She was still weally sick dis morning so she had to call in sick. She spent most ob her day in bed. Dat disturbed my day!! Eben dough she was mostly quiet (ober dan da barfing) I still knew dat she was in bed, so it was hard doing all ob my regular fings. I decided to make da best ob fings and try to take care ob Mommie. While she was sweeping, I'd dwag all my toys on to da bed so dat mommie could sweep wif wots ob company. Den when I could tell dat she weally wasn't feeling good, while she was sweeping, I'd cwimb on top ob her. Dat way I could keep her warm. I fink dat it was da nicest fing I could do to take care ob her and she didn't seem to mind (much.)

Anyway, we just got out ob bed. Mommie said dat she's going to take more meds and way on da couch for a widdle while. I hope dat Mommie feels better tomorrow. I don't wike it much when she's sick and I don't fink dat she wikes it eber!!

Going to stake my pwace out on da couch,

Baywee

Dis is me and monkey face

Dat's what I decided to call him! He's my favorite new toy. Awi twied to take monkey face once, but I pushed another toy her way. She doesn't weally know da difference and she doesn't name her toys anyway so it's all good just as long as she has somefin to pway wif.

Here's a picture ob me and monkey face:

Awi snuck up after dis shot and she twied to take monkey face from me: I said AWI!! Don't take monkey face!! Take wion or purple bear!! Mommie always says "Baywee, can't you wet Awi hab her own way??" But if I wet Awi hab her own way, den how will I be able to take my own way??? Dis just doesn't work!! It has to be Baywee's way! Fings just work better in our house if Baywee is happy.

Here's one more shot ob me before bed. I wook wike a cutie pie, don't I??? :)

I wike Monkey face a wot and so far he seems to wike me too. I'm taking him to bed wif me tonight. I want to make sure dat Backyard Squirrel doesn't twy to make himself Inside The House Squirrel!! I don't want to share too many fings wif him!!

I guess dat mommie was wight about gibing him dat ober toy. We checked da fence a widdle while ago and doggie is gone!!! I didn't eben see Backyard Squirrel come and take him. Mommie and I checked around to make sure dat he didn't fall off, but he was no where to be found! We know dat he's going to sweep wif da Backyard Squirrel family tonight!

Good night Mr Blue Bear!! We hope dat you hab a wotta fun wibing wif da squirrels!

Fanks for da cool new toys, Mommie! I wub you best!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sometimes being nice is da best way to be!!

My mom came home today and she told me dat she's been finking about da backyard squirrel all day. She was pondering dat he probably would hab neber taken Mr Blue Bear if he didn't weally need him for somefin. I neber weally thought about it dat way. I only fought about one fing "DATS MY BEAR!! GIBE HIM BACK!!"

Den mommie said "Baywee - how would you wike to twy somefin new. How about you go pick out another toy and let's go take him ober to da fence and weabe him dere for da Backyard squirrel. Wouldn't it be so nice to be generous and do da nice fing."

I fought about it for about two seconds. Den I said "no fank you." I hab wots ob toys, (mommie says too many) but I don't hab a toy dat I fink is just okay to gib away. I wub ebery toy I hab.

Den mommie gab me dat wook. Do you know what dat wook is??? If you hab a mommie den you know exactly what dat wook is.

I went to my upstairs toybox and I picked out a toy dat I won't wike very much and I took it ober to mommie - more wook!!

So I went back to my toybox and wooked around again. Den I started finking about Backyard squirrel. I wonder if he has a toybox... I have three toyboxes and it's not eben enough for all my toys. I was finking dat I bet he doesn't hab toys to pway wif and chew on. And what if he had widdle baby squirrels. Dey might want a toy to pway wiff just da way dat me an Awi pway wif our toys. Den I decided dat I was going to gibe him my favorite doggie toy. He doesn't hab a face anymore, but he is a very good toy!! So I took him ober to mommie and my widdle doggie wooked kind ob sad. Mommie sad dat was a widdle silly considering doggie didn't hab a face to wook sad wif. Den me an Mommie took doggie out to da fence and mommie put him on da top ob da fence for Backyard squirrel.
Don't mind da no eyes fing - It didn't hurt him when I chewed up his face. We were best friends!! He sure is up high on da fence dough.


After I helped mommie put doggie up on the fence I was feeling a widdle sad. Mommie said dat maybe I would feel better if I wrote a nice widdle note to Backyard Squirrel, so I stretched out on da floor wif my crayons (dis is a true story, da purple ones are da best tasting crayon!!)



I felt so much better after writing dis note. !! I'm glad dat I can be fwiends wif backyard squirrel wike I'm fwiends wif da yard bunnies, Killer and Brutus!

Den da bestest fing in da world happened!!!
Do you wanna know what happened???

Well, wook at dis!!! Mommie was wait coming home from work today! She stopped at Target and she bought me some TOYS!! She fought dat a new toy might make me feel better about woosing my Mr Blue Bear!! She was wight!! I wubed all ob my toys! I got a wion, big mousie, brown bear, purple bear, and I gotta MONKEY!! I wub dat monkey da best out ob all ob dese toys!!

Well, I'll be back wader - I gotta go see if Backyard squirrel took doggie yet!!

Your Pal,

Baywee

EEK!!! Mr Blue Bear!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!

Dis is terrible!! Dis note was taped to our front door! Mommie didn't see it when she came home cause it was taped way at da bottom ob da door!! I hab to find nuts! I asked Awi to help, but do you know what she said??? She said "Baywee, you ARE a nut. Send yourself!!!"

Mr Blue Bear!! I'm coming to sabe you!! Be a good boy! I'll find some nuts! I wonder if dis squirrel wikes liberwurst... no wait. I don't wanna share my wiberwurst wif him!!

Mr Blue Bear, I'm sorry dat I ripped your arms off! Come home where you are safe! Well, mostly safe. Cepting dat I don't weally trust me to not eat you. HURRY HOME MR BLUE BEAR!!!

Wub,

Baywee

PS, Someone, hurry and call the ABC or ESPN or someone!! We gotta find Mr Blue Bear. If my two wegged brudder was here right now he'd shoot dis squirrel wif his paint ball gun. Dis squirrel deserves to be blue himself!!

We made posters for da neighborhood!

I'm worried dat people won't recognize Mr Blue Bear. If you wook close at dis picture, den if you can picture him wiff out his arms, and he's not dis cwean either. And he's not as chubby cause mommie took out some of da stuffing in his body when she discovered dat he was disarmed.

Just picture him flatter, dirtier and wiff no arms and den you know who Mr Blue Bear is!!

If you see him call Baywee, don't call Mommie! Mommie already said dat I can't hab him back cause squirrels hab germs. Well, I hab germs too and I want Mr Blue Bear!!

I've been on da wook out for da kidnapper today, but I haben't seen him anywhere in da backyard, fence or da trees. I'm going to keep wooking dough!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Oh, and do you see Mr Blue Bear's pretty white widdle face?? Dat's not white anymore either. I was chewing on his face, but just a widdle bit!!

Stop Thief!! Come Back!!!!

Dis is what happened today. I was sitting on da deck wif my Mr Blue Bear. He is a bear dat I got a few days ago from my bestest neighbors. Me an Mr Blue Bear were just sitting on da deck doin nuffin at all. Den mommie calls me in to da house.

She said:"Baywee, come and get a piece of wiberwurst before I put it away."Well, I didn't really hab a choice. I had to go get a piece cause I knew dat Awi was going to eat a piece! I weft Mr Blue Bear on da deck cause, eben dough he's my best fwiend, I don't wike him enough to share my wiberwurst. After I got my snack I ran right out to da deck and Mr Blue Bear was GONE!! Den I heard a noise and I wooked off da deck ober to da fence and I SAW HIM!! Mr Blue Bear was being kidnapped by the backyard squirrel!! He was sitting dere in da squirrel's mouth!! I yelled at him,

"Mr Blue Bear, jump!!

Sabe yourself from dis dangerous kidnapper!!"

Mr Blue Bear just wooked at me wif dese big sad eyes! He couldn't jump because I wipped his arms off yesterday!! What hab I done?!?!?! Why was I so mean to Mr Blue Bear??

I wan off da deck barking weally loud! I wan straight for da fence. Mommie came to see what Iwas barking about and so I kept telling her, "WOOK UP AT DA FENCE!!!"

Den she spotted Mr Blue Bear and dis killer squirrel and she started to WAFF!! Den instead ob trying to come down and help me sabe my bestest fwiend she went back in da house to get her camera! She wanted a picture ob dis bad squirrel wif Mr Blue Bear in his widdle mouff!! I'm finking dat she wanted a photo so dat she could show it to da police, but she didn't say for sure. Ebedience you know. Anyway, by da time she came back out (I fink it was hours, she said it was moments) da squirrel wan da fence and was gone. Mommie said dat it was probably my fault due to the fact dat I was barking my head off and trying to get da squirrel off ob da fence. Well, ob course I was doing dose fings! Mr Blue Bear needed help!

Mommie walked da fence and wooked all ober, but we haven't been able to find Mr Blue Bear anywhere. Dat means dat he's going to hab to sweep outside tonight in dis cold weather. I'm pretty sad about dis.I came back into da house and I got Mr Cow and took him out on da deck. Mommie said dat it isn't nice to use Mr Cow as a decoy wike dat, but I couldn't figure out what else I could do to get Mr Blue Bear!! Dis ploy didn't work dough. Da squirrel came back and was sitting in da plum tree and he was waffin at me. I didn't see my bear anywhere wif him. Mommie sad dat he probably took Mr Blue Bear to his den.

Mommie said dat eben if dis mean, bitting, squirrel brought Mr Blue Bear back dat I couldn't habe him anymore. She said dat squirrels carry wots ob fings, and we don't want Baywee to get sick. I'm weally sad, but mommie said dat maybe we can find a new Mr Blue Bear somewhere dat is wike da old Mr Blue Bear.

I'm neber going to weave my toys out all by dem selves again! Dis is an outrage!

I WUB YOU, MR BLUE BEAR!!

Sadly yours,

Baywee

Someone's getting married!!

My pal Milo's mommie is getting married!! Dat means dat Milo is getting a deddy!! I fink dat he's kind ob excited about dis upcoming marriage, what do you fink?



I'm not sure what a marrige is, but I fink dat it means dat Milo is getting adopted again, dis time by a deddy!! Dat must mean more toys! And Deddy's wike to rough house and pway wif dere boys, right? I fink dat Milo is a wucky boy!! I hear dat weddings are wike birfdays. Dere are presents and cake too! I hope dat Milo gets a present too!


Congratulations to my bery good fwend! I hope I get a piece ob dat wedding cake too!!
Your pal,
Baywee
Here is Milo's page so dat you can read all about the adventures in his kindgom and his Mum's upcoming marriage fingie http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=122254&j=t
If you hab a moment den I hope dat you can wish dem wots ob fun years for dere future!
Dis photo ob Milo ( 'andsome isn't he?) was modified by my very good fwend, Ce!!
PS Milo - Hide in da suitcase so dat you can go on dat honeymoon fingie dat your mommie was talking 'bout!!

Da Bug man came wast night

I wub when da bug man comes!! His name is Joe and he comes to our house to spray for bugs. We don't wike bugs in our house!! He also knocked down a wasp hibe (he called dem social wasps, but we don't want to be social wif a wasp, dey bite!!) and best ob all, he spent time pwaying wif me!! Ebery time he comes he always pats Awi on da head and he says "Baywee, go get a toy!" and so I wun my widdle bully butt ober to my toybox and get somefing to pway wif. He also doesn't mind gibbing me a fwendly butt scratch. Dere just aren't many people dat just do dat wifout asking!! I followed him eberywhere I could while he sprayed in investigated. He is a fwendly guy.

I'm off to hit da wubseat - I gotta go say hi to Killer and Brutus, our yard bunnies!

Your pal,

Baywee

It's wike Christmas in July!!

It's wike Christmas in July!!
Our bestest favorite neighbor's had a garage sale (but no one eben bought da garage, just da stuff dat dey had waying outside on dere dribway, how weird is dat???) After da sale dey gabe me an Awi all ob da stuffed toys!! It was wike Christmas in July! We pwayed and Pwayed wif our new toys! My very favorite was a yellow bear, and Awi's was dis purple hush puppy doggie. She got to keep it for a wong time, but den I had to check it out for myself. I got yelled at cause dis purple doggie bewongs to Awi! How fair is dat??? Den after I had to gibe back dis purple doggie awi didn't eben want it anymore. She said dat it had my germs on it. She took a widdle gray puppy and she's hiding wif it under mommie's desk wight now! She finks it's wike her baby or somefin
!

I hab to figure out a way to keep all dese toys for myself! I hab to go plot dis out. Dere must be a way!

Your pal,

Baywee

We bwoke a record, and it wasn't eben my fault!!!

I didn't break nuffin!! We spent most ob our time inside today because dis fing dat day call a temperature was 105 today. Dat was a record!! One ob da records we broke was from dis pwace in time called da 1800's. I guess dat means dat it was weally hot!!!

Me an Awi were kind of babies about it. We were bored because what can anyone do when it's dat hot out?? It's not good for walks and mommie won't wet me go anywhere in da car eben wif air conditioning beause she says dat it's just too hot out. We spend most ob our time downstairs watching tb while mommie wead dis new harry potter book. Mommie says it's good, but don't take my word for it. I habent read it yet. I don't get a turn until after mommie has read it. She said somefin about people first. Dat doesn't seem to be very nice dough. She needs to wern how to share.

For a tweet tonight we got an ice cream sandwich! It was yummy!! I wub ice cweam. Awi said dat she saw mommie swip a pill into mine, but i didn't taste nuffin. Mommie has also noticed dat some of my hair seems to be growing back. Awi seems to fink dat it's cause mommie is gibbing me des throid pills, but i don't fink so. I haben't seen a pill yet! I know dat when I do I will spit it out I hate pills!

Awi says dat it's time for bed now, I hab to hurry so that I can try to get my spot, which just also happens to be where mommie finks dat she needs to sweep.

Your pal,

Baywee

Baywee is hot!!!

So we decided to wook at pictures from our bwizzard wast April!!

Now dis is a nice refreshing photo! I dug all sorts of tunnels in our backyard. I wubed pwaying in da snow!!

I sure could use a nice refreshing ice cream bwizzard!! I wonder if I could talk mommie into a twip to Dairy Queen!

We hab ice cubes in our water dish. We wub drinking ice water when it's dis hot outside!

Today mommie mowed da grass and me and Awi watched from da deck as she scooped poop. Don't tell her, but we waffed!!

Well, I gotta get back to wooking at our nice cool bwizzard photos,

Baywee

Cameras come wif wots ob rules!!!

I got to use mommie's camera for da first time tonight. I fink dat it might have been for da wast time too, but I'm not sure yet. I guess it depends on how mad she is at me, and how long that madness wasts!!

Camera's come wif wots ob rules. Mommie said dat da first fing anybully needs to know is dis very important fact. If you pick up da camera den da first fing you must (must, must, must) do is put dis stwap fingie around your neck. Dis is weally important cause if you don't do it den somefin can distract you (wike Baywee) and you can dwop da camera fingie. Dropping is a bad idea!!!

Da second fing dat any good photographer needs to know is dat da picture taker is not normally supposed to be in da picture. If you want to take a picture of bunnies, den you hab to point da camera at bunnies and not at Baywee. Oberwise you won't get a picture ob bunnies at all. You will hab to wook at your own pretty mug and it might not be in focus (whateber dat means. I know I always wook my best in pictures!) If you do forget to turn da camera around dats okay cause when you snap da button den you will know wight away dat it's wrong cause you will get wots ob wight in your eyes and you won't be able to see bunnies for a widdle wile.Wucky for us eyesite does come back!!

I had two bunnies in da yard today!! I couldn't find da baby dough. Awi said dat we should name dese bunnies somfin more dan just "yard bunny." Our neighbor has a yard bunnie too and day named him "Frank." Dat doesn't sound wike a really good name to me dough. Why would someone name a bunny frank??? I was finking somefin wike Killer or Spike or Butch - or maybe somefin wike dat. After all, bunnies do bite bulldogs!!

Mom said dat dis picture was good for a first (or second if you count dat picture I took ob me) try and dat I could be a photographer when I grow up cepting for one fing, and dis is da fing dat is da reason dat I'm hiding and mom is yelling. When you are a photographer you hab to be weally still and wait for your shot. Sometimes you might eben habe to wait for longer den a bully can stand, but mommie says it's worth it if you want a good photo, but here's da one fing you don't want to do. If you see a bunny and you take his picture, den you might consider taking another picture, or maybe take a picture ob another fing. What you don't want to consider is CHASING da bunnies to see if you can run as fast as dem!!!

Here is da reason why. My neck is lower to da ground den mommies is so it didn't do much good to put it around my neck cause it hits da ground. Mommie fought dat it was a weally BAD IDEA to dwag her camera up and down da street chasing bunnies. If you do dat den you can expect to be yelled at. Dat is da way wife is. Make sure you take da camera off and hand it safely to your mommie den run!! Dat way you will only get in trouble for weaving your yard and wunning in da street wif out holding hands. You won't get yelled at for wetting da camera go bonk, bonk up an down da street. Just a widdle tip from photographer Baywee!!

Oh yeah, and don't forget dat if you're taking a picture dat you should keep da camera straight. Dis picture was a widdle sideways, but den, I'm always a widdle sideways so it works for me. Mommie says dat you have to be creative and try new fings (except for da bang, bang fing wif da camera - dat's neber good or creative!!)

Now I gotta go see if I'm still in a wot of trouble,

Baywee

Dis, Dat and oberfings

I don't fink dat dis is fair. It's a beautiful morning and I'm sitting outside on the deck in my chair just enjoying wife and do you know what happens??? Mommie starts calling me. I ignore her cause I'm just sitting outside enjoying da morning and finking about fings. Den she calls louder so I ignore more. Mommie really is ruining my beautiful morning wif all her loud noises!! Den she comes to da door and says "Baywee, wook, I'm going to be wate for work. You hab to come in now!! I've been calling you! Wets go." So I turn my back on her. I hab a morning to enjoy!! Den she steps out onto da deck and SHE MADE ME COME INSIDE!!! Dis is not fair!! I wasn't doing nuffin but enjoying a beautiful morning!! I fink dat eberybully should be able to enjoy a nice morning wif out someone yelling in dere ears!!

Now for some ober fings. We hab a new yard bunny in our front yard! We saw him yesterday! He is just a widdle baby. I tried to say hi to him, but he wan under da bushes! I want to take a picture of him so mommie said dat would be okay. Tonight she's going to wet me use her camera for da first time. I've neber taken a picture before. I'm very excited! I hope dat da bunny wikes habing his picture taken!!

It's supposed to be hot again today. I wike average. I'm not big on all dis hot stuff we've been having.

Well, I need to get off ob mommie's computer. She weft for work alweady and I need to hit da wubseat and wook for bunnies.

Your pal,

Baywee

Awi's fun pug day in da park

Awi weally enjoyed her monthly pug meetup. She told me dat some new puggies eben came and dat she weally wiked eberyone. I want to go to one ob Ari's get together, but she told me dat bullies aren't invited to dis party. Eben if I dresesd up as a pug dey would know cause I'm too big to be a pug. Besides, I don't hab dat cute widdle curly tail wike Awi has.

I wubed seeing Awi's great big smile when she got home.

Oh, all ob dis is cepting on fing!! Awi got to dribe da car!! She said dat mommie wet her dribe because da park is in our neighborhood so it's weally cwose by. Dis is not fair!! Awi said dat she didn't eben hab we wicense wif her cause she didn't wear her collar!! How could she dribe wifout a wicense??? I can't bewieve dat mommie wet Awi dribe! She can't eben weach da peddles!! Awi said dat it's cause she's nine and I'm not! She eben got to control da air conditioning and she turned it on full blast! I need a wawyer. Dis is an injustice!! I want to dribe da car somewhere too!! Awi said dat she sat on mommie's wap so dat she could see out da windows. Mommie neber wets me do dat! I hab to sit in da backseat!! Dis just isn't fair at all! I fink dat I should be able to sit on mommie's wap if we're just going to da park, but mommie won't eben wet us take the car if we're only going to da park! She tells me dat I hab four feet and I need to use dem so we hab to WALK to da park!!!!!!!!! Only Awi gets to dribe cause it's too far for her to walk wif her hard time breathing. Dis is not fair!! Bullys should get to do what dey want to do!!!

Your pal,

Crabby Baywee

Awi's fun in da park

Awi weally enjoyed her monthly pug meetup. She told me dat some new puggies eben came and dat she weally wiked eberyone. I want to go to one ob Ari's get together, but she told me dat bullies aren't invited to dis party. Eben if I dresesd up as a pug dey would know cause I'm too big to be a pug. Besides, I don't hab dat cute widdle curly tail wike Awi has.

I wubed seeing Awi's great big smile when she got home.

Oh, all ob dis is cepting on fing!! Awi got to dribe da car!! She said dat mommie wet her dribe because da park is in our neighborhood so it's weally cwose by. Dis is not fair!! Awi said dat she didn't eben hab we wicense wif her cause she didn't wear her collar!! How could she dribe wifout a wicense??? I can't bewieve dat mommie wet Awi dribe! She can't eben weach da peddles!! Awi said dat it's cause she's nine and I'm not! She eben got to control da air conditioning and she turned it on full blast! I need a wawyer. Dis is an injustice!! I want to dribe da car somewhere too!! Awi said dat she sat on mommie's wap so dat she could see out da windows. Mommie neber wets me do dat! I hab to sit in da backseat!! Dis just isn't fair at all! I fink dat I should be able to sit on mommie's wap if we're just going to da park, but mommie won't eben wet us take the car if we're only going to da park! She tells me dat I hab four feet and I need to use dem so we hab to WALK to da park!!!!!!!!! Only Awi gets to dribe cause it's too far for her to walk wif her hard time breathing.

Dis is not fair!! Bullys should get to do what dey want to do!!!

Your pal,

Crabby Baywee

Twip to PetsMart

Today mommie took me to petsmart to get my nails cwipped. I wanted to dribe da car, but mommie said dat I'm not allowed to until I am fibe. Dis is eben dough I hab a wicense dat I wear around my neck!!
I wub going to petsmart!! The people dat cwip my nails are my most favorite people. While day are cutting my nails I wike to wik dem in da face. It makes dem waff and it makes me wiggle my widdle butt all around. I hab a wotta fun dere!!

Afterwards we came home and I posed wif my tough bully wook. It always makes mommie waff.


Tomorrow is Awi's puggie day in da park. I don't get to go, but mommie said dat she's going to take pictures of Awi and her fwiends! Mom says dat I weally need to allow Awi her space... whateber dat means. I fink dat Awi has wots of space alweady. What does she need more space for???

We're watching a scarey mobie tonight called "Hide and Seek" I don't know if it's scary or not, but I sure do wub it when we watch mobies because mommie makes popcorn and she shares it wif us sad sack faces!! We wub dat!!

Running to sabe my pwace on da couch before Awi gets it,

Baywee

Land ob da free...

and da home ob da brave!!

Wooking at Fireworks!!

We were hanging out on da deck wast night wooking at all da beautbull fireworks!! Dis time mommie remembered to open up my chair so I could sit and wewax on da deck wif her. Now all I need is a hotdog and a burger. I wub forth of july!

Awi is inside hiding behind da couch so we can't spend much time outside because we weally need to be inside sitting wif her. We wub Awi a wot so we don't want her to be scared!!! We're going to watch DVD's tonight so I gotta go!

Wunning to pick out a DVD before Awi gets dere,

Baywee