Wednesday, February 01, 2006

We got dis nice note

From Debbie and Stella!!

I just wanted to congratulate you personally on your new baby. It is so great to 'read' the smile in your posts again. Your little Frog Man is so special and he needed a special mommy but as luck would have it...he got two special mommies! I am so thrilled for you. I knew Ari would send you a angel. Congrats again. Love to see those pics.

Mommie told me to tell eberyone dat we feel very blessed to have such wonderful fwiends!! Now I hab to run because I hab to kiss Frog about a billion times for all da people dat want to pass a kiss along!! I don't even fink dat I'll ever get to bed tonight!! Dis is going to be a weally big job!!

Hey Awi!!! Fanks a wot for sending a widdle puppy who wikes to bark all day way down da hallway wiff mommie in da mornings!! Dis is da one fing dat she weally missed da most about you. Our house was so quiet and we weally miss all dat talking you did!! I wish dat you could meet Frog in person. I know dat you would treat him wike your very own baby too. We wub you a wot and we still ache for you!! Be good and eat wots ob ice cream!!

Everyone's pal and Awi's bestest sister,

Baywee

Wook at dis great card we got!!!

Our fwiends, da mutley crew http://mutleycrew.typepad.com/why_rush/ Sent us da nicest welcome home, Frognot card!! It has wots ob different colored turtles on it!! Dat made me fink ob what mommie calls me "Yertle da Turtle" cause I wike to sit on da table on my deck so dat I can survey my whole backyard kingdom!! Dis is one ob my favorite fings to do!!

Fanks a wot for dis wuvly card!

Your bestest pal,

Baywee and Mr Frog

Frog did great wast night!!

What a good widdle boy. He woke up at 3:30 and did his widdle business den right back to bed!
And dis morning he met dat kee-kat. I don't fink dat my keekat was very impressed! Mommie took some pictures ob us wast night so I'm posting dem today
Frogs and keekats!

He built a widdle fort wast night!



What a cute widdle puppy! He isn't screaming as much now, so hopefully he will be a better boy in his box today!

Your pal,

Baywee

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Dis is an OUTRAGE!!!!

Today while I was baby-sitting Frog I was waffin at him because he was in a box and I wasn't. Den do you know what he said to me???? He said "I might be in a box, chubby, but at least I've driven a car!!"

WHAT???

Froggie drove mommie's car???? Dis is not fair at all!!!! I demand justice!!

Frog said dat when he was coming home from da vet he managed to worm his widdle butt up onto mommie's wap and he put his widdle foot on dat steering wheel fingie!! I've been wanting to touch dat fing for a wong time!! Frog said dat if I were a baby dat mommie would wet me do dat too. It's too wate for me to be a baby again!! I demand my rights!!! I wanna dribe wiff my foot on dat steering wheel fingie too!!

I asked mommie about dis grave unjustice and she gabe me some chicken as a treat and she said, "wook Baywee, do you see dat widdle frog getting any ob dis yummy chicken?" I didn't see dat baby getting any, but how do I know dat he wouldn't get some wader!!

I WANNA DRIBE DA CAR TOO!

I fink dat dis is a reasonable request and I'd put it to a vote, but first I'd habe to find a way to rig da voting!!

Here are some pictures of me and Prince Charming, Frog


Frog learned how to go up and down da stairs today. Mommie wasn't weally happy about dat cause he's so widdle and she doesn't want any frogs in da garage or anyfing. Now she has to keep a weally close eye on him to make sure dat he doesn't follow me out ob da doggie door.

Froggie also didn't habe any accidents on da today. Mommie was very excited to see dat. I fought dat was a weally weird fing to be excited about, but den, Mommie is weird.

Your pal,

Baywee and da Frog who might be king

Mommie broke a rule!!!!

She wet dis widdle frog sweep wif her wast night!!!! It was a very good fing dat he was a good boy!! He woke up at about 4:30 to go potty. Da nice part was dat it meant dat eberybody got to sweep wast night. I was happy about dat!!

You can tell he's a boy!! Wook! He already has da remote control! He was one tire widdle boy last night. Mommy said dat he tired himself out screaming his fool head off. I'm just glad he's sweeping!!

He really does wook cute when he's not making all dat noise!!! Mommie will be putting him into his box soon though. Den I bet da noise starts again!

Your pals,
Baywee and Frog

Monday, January 30, 2006

It's official!!!

Dis widdle puppy went to da doctor and he said dat physically he is okay!! We habe a wot ob work to do on da ober end dough to socialize dis puppy so dat he won't scream anymore! He is a weally big cwybaby!!!


Dis crabby widdle puppy cries and cries and cries at me! I fink dat I need a bigger allowance, a dribers license AND a car for putting up wiff dis widdle fellow!!!!


His official name is: Sir Frogknot of Last Chance
His birfday is: 11/7/2005
His weight as ob today: 3.1 lbs

My doctor waffed at his name. He wanted to know what a frogknot was!! Den when mommie told him dat Frognot is a town in TX he realized dat he prolly eben drobe through it one time!!

Your pal,

Baywee

No one swept at our house wast night!!

Dis widdle puppy should be called crybaby!!! Dat is all he did all night wong!! I don't know how sucha widdle fing can make such big noises!!! He cwied and cwied and cwied all night long. I just wanted to put my head under da pillow. Not only dat, but do you know what else???? Dis widdle fing pees eberywhere!! Mommie is mostly keeping him on a blanket or on da tile floors. When mommie tells him no I eben drop down wike it was my bad, but I didn't do nuffin wrong!! I neber pee or do anyfing wike dat in da house!! I fink dat mommie needs to tell dis puppy to knock dat stuff off. Dis is no way to libe. Finkin dat I'm going to get into trouble all da time cause dis puppy piddles! I did try to pway wiff him dis morning. He was a pretty happy guy when he got outta dat box fingie dat used to be mine.

I guess dat while mommie is at work I hab to baby-sit. I guess it'll be kinda easy cause he will be in the kennel and I just hab to walk by him and wook in and waff. Dat's pretty good!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Dis widdle puppy





I fink dat I tired him out!! Dis is what he's been doing for the past hour! I still don't know if I get to keep him or not. Dis is what mommie decided. She called da owners and asked if dis puppy could spend da night wiff us. Den she wants to call my doctor in da morning and get him in to be seen. If my doctor (who knows just about eberyfing and wubs to pway wiff me) finks dat dis dog is okay health wise both physical and mental den we keep him. If he finds a problem den we will probably take him back tomorrow.

I've had a weally good time pwaying wif him today!! It was almost wike habing Arizona in da house again!! He has been sleeping by mommie's feet when she's at da computer. Well, two times now he has darted out and stolen a toy and ran for da desk!! Wike did he fink dat I was going to take a toy away from a baby??? Waff

Your pals,

Baywee and dis dog who could be named "Lord Frogknot ob Last Chance" tomorrow... eber dat or maybe we'll name him speed bump. :)

What is dis widdle crying fing?



Wook at what mommie brought home!! You should hear da noise in dis house!! Dis widdle puppy is crying ober eberyfing except for one fing. He sort ob seems to kinda wike me a widdle bit. I fink dat he's kinda cute too!

Mommie says dat he is a cutie pie, but dis boy has lungs! We don't know if he's going to wike us or not! Mommie got to see his mommie and daddy and also his two widdle sisters while she was at his house. Dis widdle guys sisters were so good and happy to be held. Dis widdle boy screamed almost da whole time!!






See how he wet me check him out?
I didn't eben hold him down or nuffing!! He was just a good boy and wet me sniff at him!

Mommie is still finking dat she wants to name him Frogknot (for a little town in Texas called Frognot) but she's also finking about calling him Last Chance (and calling him Chance) cause da people said dat dis boy is running out of chances for a pwace to libe because he doesn't wike anyone!





Dis is one handsome boy He wooks so sweet when he's not doing all dat screaming!!


Your pal,

Baywee

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Where is my puppy???

I can't eben believe dis!! My mommie was supposed to bring home da phone number for da people dat hab dis new puppy ob mine, but she forgot it at work. Dis meant dat she couldn't call dem to make arrangements to pick up da puppy for dis weekend. Dis is why I haben't posted on my blog all day. Mommie had some info, and what she ended up doing was pouring through da phone book and calling people until she called da right number!! It was already going into ebening, so we are going to pway wiff dis baby tomorrow. Mommie promised to go get him early in da morning, so we should hab some information about him and pictures too!! One of mommie's fwiends (and my fwiend too) has two widdle yorkies and she told mommie dat she finks dat I might just snuggle up and tweet dis widdle guy as my own baby. Mommie neber eben thought ob dis! I do wike to snuggle some ob my toys, so I bet dat I can adopt dis widdle boy too. We are still finking dat we are going to name him Frogknot, but we're trying to wook at ober names too for just in case he doesn't wook wike a frog!!

It's wike waiting for Christmas morning! Wets all go to bed so dat we can wake up in da morning and pway wiff Froggie!!

Your excited pal,

Baywee

Friday, January 27, 2006

Wets take a poll !!!!!

Dis is da fing. Dere is a wady where mommie works and her family breeds widdle tiny yorkies. Dey will be 11 weeks old on Monday, so here is da fing. One ob dem is dis widdle runt baby boy. Dey say dat he's kind ob a sissy wimp. He crys a wot. He's kind ob scared (or intimitated maybe) ob men. She finks dat we would be da perfect house for dis widdle boy. Mommie isn't sure dough. She finks dat I might be careless or pway too hard and I would hurt dis widdle guy. I was mostly careful wiff Awi and I wubed her a wot, but dis guy would be a wot smaller den Awi was. I fink dat mommie is going to say no, so I fought dat I would take a poll.

Who wikes yorkies?

Who finks dat yorkies are too much work for mommie?

Who finks dat I would hurt a yorkie?

Who finks dat da name Frogknot (it's a pwace in TX) is a bad name?

Who knows a better name (can dere be a better name??)

Who finks dat we should skip ober da puppy and keep wooking at rescues?

Who finks dat Baywee needs a raise in her allowance?

Who finks dat mommie should gibe in and get me a dribers license?

Wets ponder these fings today!!

(mommie won't eber jump into somefing wiffout wooking at it from all angles)

Dis is your lonely Fwiend,

Baywee

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Is dis head big???

I was wooking at my comments screen and saw dat my fwiends, da mutley crew, asked for my autograph!! I fought dat dis was weally cool, so I got my paint set out so dat I could make one. Well, I managed to get paint on da carpets and walls in about free rooms I fink... Maybe more cause I wost count. I was being an artist!! I can't be held accountable for fings dat are not under my control while I'm creating!!! Dis is just wrong!! Mommie said dat I hab a big head cause I told her dat I am a star!! I wooked in da mirror, but my head wooks da same as it always does!! I don't get mommie sometimes!!

So I got creative and did two types ob art. Dis is my signature in color:

And dis is how stunning it wooks in black and white!! I did boff because mommie does a wot ob photography and she always takes pictures boff ways, so I fought dat I would also do my art boff ways!!

(okay, so I weally took dese from dat highway called da information highway or somefing. But pwease don't wet mommie know dat I was dribing on da internet cause I don't habe a drivers wicense yet!!!! All dat paint in da house was just a rouse and dese footprints represent my official footprint!)

Now, I gotta go finish picking up all dis paint and cwean up dis mess before mommie sees all dis paint inside dis fridge ob ours. Oh, it's on her car too! Weally gotta wun! I might not live if mommie sees her yellow car wiff all dose splashes ob color on it! You can barely see dat yellow color now!! Busy morning!

Your pal,

Baywee <---dis is one creative girl!!!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Mommie made dis show ob me and Awi

Turn up your speakers cause it has a nice song wiff it!

http://photoshow.comcast.net/watch/je3NP6Nh

Me and Awi are boff stars ob dis show! Den dere is also some pictures dat mommie took from around our house. It's down by our creek!

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, January 22, 2006

What's up wiff dose Broncos??

Dey wost!!! I did not fink dat it was eben possible!! Dey hab Champ Baywee and he came from the Georgia Bulldogs!! How in da world did dis terrible fing happen??? Dey weren't supposed to woose!! Ob all days too!! I fought dat dey would win dis game in Ari's memory. Today, Jan 22nd is one month since I wost my bestest fwiend. How could da broncos mess dis whole fing up!! Someone needs to call dem! Dey better not do dis next year!!

We missed most ob da game because mommie wayed on da couch wiff her favorite pillow and blanket. I don't know why she does dis. She knows dat it means an automatic lights out, but she does it anyway. We missed almost da whole game, but wucky for us it wasn't much ob a game to miss!!

Oh, one more fing - When mommie and I wan errands we say dat bad keekat ob mine at da neighbor's house sitting on dere window ledge. Doesn't he eben know where his house is??? Mommie said dat he was just being wazy and sitting dere cause da sun was hittind dat side ob da street. I fink dat he's pouting still cause mommie was going to way him off.

Your pal,

Baywee

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Snow, snow and more snow





If I were a white bully den I would be invsible because ob all da snow! Dis stuff is cold, but it's weally fun to wun and pway in!!

Some ob my fwiends said dat dey might see snow in a blue moon. I neber eber saw a blue moon before - but I'b seen wots ob nice snow in my lifetime!! Eben dough I wike snow a wot, I still rather a nice mild day where I can sit in my chair on da deck. I'm wooking forward to spring time again!!

Don't forget dat da bronco's are going to beat da steelers tomorow here in mile high stadium! Wear your orange and blue!! Or if you're a steeler fan, you can use dat terrible towel as a tissue!!

Waff


Your blue and orange pal,

Baywee, not to be confused wiff Champ

Friday, January 20, 2006

SNOW, SNOW, SNOW!!!

It snowed off and on all day yesterday and a wot ob da night wast night!! We haben't had snow in a wong time!! When I went out dis morning I wan and wan in it and I dug my nose into it to find da ground! When I came back in I was doing zooomies and it made mommie waff! I wub making mommie waff. She scritched my ears when I was done and den she knocked da rest ob da snow off ob my nose. Mommie's are good for doing fings wike dat!! It's only twenty degrees out dere right now. I weally wish dat mommie didn't hab to go to work today. Dis would be a great day to do nuffin but sit by da firepwace and bug mommie while she twies to wead a book!! At weast dis is Friday, so dat means dat mommie is home for da next two days!! I'm weally gwad for dat!

Well, dat's all da news dat's fit to print from parker, co!! Dat bad keekat was good wast night. nuffin dead in our house. I fink dat he was worried about bein wayed off!!

Your pal

Baywee - da snowy, wet bully

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

WOOK OUT!!!!

Da dishes are fwying in our house!!! I didn't eben know dat dishes could fwy!!! I'm busy hiding eben dough I know dat I didn't do anyfing wrong today at all!! I am a good girl. Da fing is dat I hab a very bad keekat. Dis is not my fault dough!! Dis is my two legger broder's fault!! He is da one dat weft dis keekat wiff me!!

Mommie got home and fought dat she was going to rewax. Well, she was wrong about dat!!! Dere was no rewaxing in our house until someone dat knows how to turn da vacuum on turned it on and took care ob vacuuming up dis widdle mess ob Toby's. I don't know how he does dis. My keekat doesn't eben hab any claws!! Dis shouldn't eben be possible, but dis bad keekat ob mine brought home a widdle birdie. I fink dat mommie called him a widdle sparrow. Mommie was weally mad at Toby. She said a wot ob bad words, den she said dat dis is enough! She eben called Jay and told him dat she knows dat he's in on dis. She finks dat Jay has been calling Toby and encouraging him to be bad because he wubs to waff when mommie calls him to tell him what dis bad keekat ob mine has done. I don't fink dat I want to get into dis whole discussion!!

Anyway - mommie got da whole bird fing cleaned up. And dat bad keekat waffed at her da whole time she was doing it. I'm gwad I stayed upstairs on my lubseat!!

I fink dat dis is a joke, but I haben't asked mommie yet. I didn't see one for me so I fink dat I am safe for now!! (is dis wike a wayoff???)


Your pal,

Baywee - da good bully, not to be confuse wiff dat bad keekat!!

It's Wednesday!!!

Dat means dat dere are only two days after dis and it'll finally be SATURDAY!! I can't wait!! It means dat it will be me and mommie's first weekend all awone since Jay came home and Awi died. We still miss Awi a wot, but I fink dat I'm starting to get ober it better den mommie. I'm not spending as much time wooking all ober da house for her, but mommie does still cry and dat makes me sad.

We got gyped on our snow dis week. We were expecting wots ob snow, and we just got a widdle dusting!! Today report says dat we're going to get a wot ob wind. I'd rather hab snow!!

Oh, here is some big news - some fwiends ob ours got a new widdle puppy!!! She's a widdle black cocker spaniel. Mommie saw pictures ob her yesterday and mommie said dat she is just beautiful!! Our friend Maggie has been pondering being a four legger mommie for a wong time! We're so glad dat she took da plunge and got dis sweet widdle girl!! I wanna see dat puppy, but mommie said dat I'd probably scare him wiff my biggness and all dat. I'm not very good at being calm, or at weast dat's what mommie says. I'm just a happy widdle girl, what can I say? :)

Welp, mommie has to weave for work and I habe to hit da wubseat!

:)

Your pal,

Baywee

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Hey Ali!!

Ali, dis is your pal, Baywee.

Here's da fing - I had company all weekend and it was weally fun. Now it's Monday and mommie has to get up and go to work so now I don't hab anyone to pway wiff all day wong. I'm not used to being all by myself. I fought dat you an me could go to wunch or somefin!! I know dat you're going to college on da East coast, and I'm in Colorado, but da internet is magical (you know dat dey call it da information highway) so wets get on dis highway and meet in New York for wunch!! Did you know dat I'm not just famous in Parker Colorado, where I wive (eberybody at Petsmart knows me by name!), but I'm also famous in New York City? Just wook at dat billboard right by my favorite store, Toys R Us. See dat pup?? Dat is me when I was a baby!! You can use one ob dese cabs to escape, I mean.. umm... get away from school for one day (but don't tell anyone dat you're pwaying hooky!! Waff) so dat we can pway!




Mommie told me dat you are getting an MRI or ABC or somefin on your weg cause you hurt it. We hope dat you feel better weally soon. Maybe I could put some flowers on dis post so dat you will know dat it is a get well card!!

Well, here is a picture ob a beautiful widdle Buttercup. Don't you just wub flowers? I know what you're finking!! Dis is no flower!!! Flowers are pretty and dey smell too!! Well, I am pretty, mommie says dat I sometimes smell and my first name is Buttercup!! Dat qualifies me as a flower for your card!!



Dis works great for me cause mommie doesn't gibe me much allowance. I bet you understand dat cause you're a college kid. Me and dat bad keekat ob mine wanted you to know dat you are lubbed! Now hurry up and get well so dat you can pway football or bollyball or somefin fun!!

Get Well Soon (dis is da classic card greeting to finish up my card and mostly it's cause I want you to be better weally fast so dis statement works great!!! I guess dat is why dey use it on cards! Dose people are almost as smart as me!)

Your bestest pals,

Buttercup Baywee and Toby (dat bad keekat dat brings home dead fings den waffs at mommie)

Oh and dis is dat bad keecat's picture:

He was sitting on da roof to our shed because he didnt' want to come down and pway wiff me and Piper. Dis is one weird keekat!! We get a guest dat wikes us and he won't eben be nice!!

It's handy habing a pug in da house!

Piper eben did da dishes!! I fought dat dis was very foughtful!! What a good boy!! I almost eben fought dat I could put da dishwashed up for sale on ebay, but den somefin happened!!



Wanna take a shower, Piper? I can arrange dat! Just get
a widdle closer!!


Piper wooking for dat pizza plate



Den before he could eben finish dis work his Grandma showed up!! I tried talking her out ob taking Piper home wiff her, but it didn't work. I did get a nice ear and neck scritch though. Dat was very foughtful ob her. I don't hab a Grandma. Piper is a wucky boy!!

I gotta go take a nap now. I'm pretty tired! Dis has been one busy, fun weekend!

Your pal,

Baywee