How come days don't wast wonger?

I had such a good birfday!! I fink dat I should hab a birfday ebery day!! Mommie just rolls her eyes dough. She says "Baywee, ebery day is already Baywee day, isn't dat good enough???" She does hab a widdle point dough. I do wike making sure dat she knows how important I am in our house.

Anyway, I fought I'd show some pictures ob my day. First we went to Petsmart and I got my nails clipped and got to see my widdle petsmart worker fwiends (I know a wot ob people dere!) Den I got to see SANTA CLAUS! He was at da store! I couldn't believe it! I rushed him! I wanted him to know what a good girl I was. Da wady took some pictures and mommie took some pictures too. We had a fun time! I didn't get a candy cane or a coloring book dough. We did end up wiff photos and a nice new frame so dat was okay. I wike candy canes dough.



I got two new toys and Awi got one new toy for my birfday. We also got some new chew fingies dat we lub (its a knee bone or somefin wike dat.)


Den me and mommie got back in da car. Mommie took some pictures ob me while she was dribing.

Now, don't you fink dat mommie should have had her eye on da road??? Dis is what I wonder, eben dough I wub habing my picture taken!!

I fink dat dis photo wooks wike dat whole "Da dog" fingie. Do you fink dat my nose wooks too big in dis picture? It's cause my nose was only a few inches away from ta camera!

Den we went to my favorite pwace ob all! We went to McDonalds!! I don't get to go inside wike all dose ober kids do. I really want to pway in da pwayground fingie, but mommie says dat dey only wet two wegged kids, not us four weggers. I fink dat dere should be a law against dis discrimation, but dat whole story is for another day!

Mommie got me a pwain double cheeseburger. I wub dose fings!! We took it home and I got to eat it. I eben shared some wif Awi (she can't hab much dough, but mommie says dat a bite or two won't hurt her!)

Dis is me eating my double cheeseburger:

Lub from your pal,

Baywee

It's my birfday!!

FINALLY! AT LAST! I fought dat dis day would neber come!

I'm four,
I'm four,
I'm a big frog now I'm FOUR!


I wanted to start my birfday party dis morning at 2am, but dat made mommie kind ob crabby.
I kept trying to wake her up, but when she finally did she told me dat dis would be my very wast day on dis earth unless I wayed down and went to sweep. I don't fink dat she meant it dough.

We're going to petsmart today, den we're going though the drive through at McDonalds. I don't weally fink dat it's fair dat ober people's kids get to pway inside at McDonalds, but I'm not allowed in. Dis seems wike an outrage to me. I fink dat mommie is going to talk to dem today and tell dem dat it's not fair. Why should only two wegger kids be allowed in. Dat's not fair! In Germany all kids two or four weggers can go into restaurants or stores. Mommie has libed dere before so she knows dat for a fact!

I sure was a cute widdle baby!

I'll post more pictures about my birfday wader today!

Your pal,

Buttercup Baywee Irish Cream

Does dis seem fair to you??

Wast night me an Awi had an argument. Dis is why. Awi's widdle house is under mommie's desk. Well, yesterday before mommie got home dat bad keekat ob mine was on top of momie's desk. He was busy pwaying soccer wiff some post-it notes. Well, he knocked da notes onto da floor and wike a flash Ari got dem. She chewed and chewed and chewed on dat stack ob paper. I wanted to help chew too, but Awi wouldn't share at all!! She told me dat da wubseat is my house and if Toby drops anyfing around my house den I can get it. Well, dis isn't fair at all!! Dere is nuffin at all ober dat lubseat dat Toby can make fall down on my lubseat. I fink dat Awi needs to wern to share better dan dis. I want stuff from mommie's desk too!!

I fink dat Awi better remember dat Santa's coming soon and she should be a sharing girl in dis time ob year. After all, if Toby hadn't shared wiff her, den she wouldn't hab anyfing eber.

In da end mommie took da paper away from Awi and told us to quit arguing. Dis really is all Awi's fault!!

Oh, and we're supposed to get ober freezing today!! It's already 17 degrees! I can feel a heatwabe alweady!

Your pal,

Buttercup Baywee pass da irish cream if you pwease

PS - my birfday is tomorrow and I alweady got a card in my email!! It had a picture ob a bulldog on it and it was from my good pal, Murphy da boxer pup!! Fanks Murphy!! I'm prolly going to post all da notes and cards and stuff tomorrow!

Wook at all my Christmas trees!!

Don't tell mommie dat I used her camera dough - she doesn't always wike it when I take pictures wif her camera, eben dough I didn't eben drop it!! Some pictures are a widdle blurry, but what do you expect from someone dat doesn't hab opposable thumbs! Now, on wif da tree display!



Dis is my tree sitting by da firepwace. We wight it up at night and it pways nice music and says HO HO HO Merry Christmas (just wike Santa!!!)




Dis is da baffroom tree. See da pretty yellow lights?


Dis is da tree by my food dish - I wike to wook at it while I eat my dinner.


Dis is my lovely tree in da dining room!

Dis is my tree in da yellow room




And dis is my family room twee.

I know what your finking too! How wucky is it dat mommie got me all dese trees!! Someone tried to suggest to me dat dis is only one tree and it gets moved room to room, but weally - wook at how huge dis tree is. I just don't fink dat it could move dat easily!

Santa - You can put my presents under any tree in my house! I wike all ob dem and I'll find my toys! Awi says same fing for her!

Singing along wiff da music from my Christmas tree,

Baywee

My fwiend Impy needs eberybodies help!!

I just found dis comment on my blog and I wanted to post it so dat eberybody would see it.

Dear Baywee, this is off the topic, but could you pwese say a widdle pwayer for my mommy and daddy? They just picked up a foster cairn terrier doggy on Sunday and she slipped her harness when daddy was walking her yesterday. She is still running around, usually pretty close to home, but she's a puppy mill girl and she's really skittish and won't let them get close enough to catch her. She's such a sweetheart, and my mommy and daddy are so scared and they feel like they have failed this sweet girl.Angel Impy

Hopefully dis widdle puppy has been caught by now. Dis puppy just doesn't understand dat she's in a safe pwace right now and she needs to go home back to Impy's house!! Hab you tried bribing her wif treats?? Maybe get a bigger tweet wike a steak, or two ob my bully fwiends get to hab Popeye's chicken - maybe somefin dat smells dat good would help to encourage dis girl back home, or at weast into her very own backyard so dat she can be caught!! She must be very scared, so if eberybody could keep her in your thoughts and prayers until she's home again!!

Fanks a wot! Your worried widdle bully pal,

Baywee

Dis is Baywee and I need a bacationi!!!

Dis weather is not fit for man or beast and it's sure not suitable for bullies eber!! It's cold out dere and eben habing snow doesn't make it fun anymore cause it's too cold to pway in it!! When I'm writing my wetter to Santa Claus I'm going to ask him for warm weather!! Dis is how bad it is: Dis morning when mommie tried to open dat big garage door it wouldn't budge! Dat door was frozen right to da floor!! Mommie had to kick it and kick it to get dat ice woose enough dat da door would open. Dis really irratated me. All dat noise was ruining my nap. I personally fink dat mommie should have just called in and said she couldn't get out. Dat would have solved just about eberyfing. Den mommie coulda read a book all day and me an Ari coulda snuggled wif her. I weally fink dat dere needs to be a rule about dese fings!!

Hey Santa - can we hab a bacation to somewhere warm.. you know, somewhere wike Hawaii?? Hab I been good enough for Hawaii?? Awi says no, I habn't been good enough for eben a trip to Colorado Springs (which is only 45 minutes away) but den, Awi isn't Santa Claus!!

Your shivering, running for the down comforter and sweeping all day pal,

Baywee

Dis is my friend Tinker

and she needs your help - please vote for her photo, otherwise she will be out on da street, or wifout dog food, or toys or something desperate wike dat! She's alweady been disgraced enough!! Just wook at dis photo!! Dis bully doesn't eben hab her own bed! She's gotta share it wiff her keekat!! Dese are desperate times! We need to get out an bote for Tink!!



www.photowow.com

den add in 34083 into da box dat asks for da entrant #

Dis is fun and it will make you feel good all ober!! I fink dat da rule is dat you can only bote once a day. I don't know if we can do da cheat to win rule, so I guess dat we hab to follow da rules and bote once a day!!

Signed - Tinker's widdle buddy (and very good bully!!!)

Baywee

Dis is Baywee and I've been fwamed!!!

I am a good girl!! Dis is da truth!! Don't wisten to what Awi has to say (well, unwess it's good, den wisten away!!!)

See, dis is da deal. Toby was a bad keekat and he was messing up mommie's linen cabinet. I was only in dere to tell him to stop. Den it was me dat ran to mommie and told her what he was doing!! I wasn't exactly caught in da act!! Awi just couldn't see dat cause, well you know, Awi can't see anyway!!

I'be been trying to keep a weally good eye on dis keekat ob mine!! Dis is hard work for a bully!! I can't get up where he goes! Wast night dis keekat climbed up to the way top ob mommie's closet and on his way up he knocked a wot ob mommie's clothes off da hangers. No way I coulda done dat, so now I fink dat mommie is seeing dat I am good!!

I'm not a dumb bully!! My birfday is almost here (Dec 10th) and I wanna present (or wots ob presents.) Den dere is Christmas, and dere's no way I'm going to be bad because Santa can tell!! I am Baywee da good widdle bully!!

Crossin my heart and glaring at dis keekat ob mine,

Baywee

Dis is Awizona

I'm posting because Baywee is grounded wight now. It serves to wight too. Sometimes dis dog ob mine, oh, did you know dat Baywee is my dog?? Dis is da truth too! I was here first and Mommie adopted Baywee for me! If Baywee eber says different den you know what da truth is cause I've been wif mommie since 1996. Dat is a wong time!! Baywee wasn't eben born until 2001, she's a baby compared to me!

Anyway, wet me tell you what dis dog ob mine did. We were sleeping, dat is, me and mommie was sweeping, which was logical because it was 1:00am and dat is what we do at night!! Baywee got out ob bed because she likes to eat in da middle ob da night. Dat's fine, but what isn't fine is if Baywee does something wrong! Well, wast night we were woken up to all sorts ob noise, den mommie had to jump out ob our nice warm bed and go investigate and do you know what she found???

Baywee and her keekat got into da linen cabinet!! Da door was open a widdle bit so dat keekat got in and Baywee followed. I guess dat Baywee was trying to pway (she hasn't said yet, she's still pouting on dat wubseat ob hers dat I can't get on) and between her and dat kat, dey pulled off stuff from da first two shelves. Mommie was weally mad and she yelled at dat bad dog ob mine!! She told Baywee to get to bed straight away and she eben spanked her once on dat big butt ob hers! Den mommie jammed dat stuff back up onto da shelves and came back to bed. Tonight when mommie gets home from work she will hab to fix it all back again da wite way. Dat is just extra work for mommie so she's kinda crabby at Baywee right now.

I was just a good girl since I can't eben get out ob bed. Dere are some benefits to being old and not being able to see!

I hab to run for now... I hab to go laugh at Baywee.

Your pal,

Awizona

Dis was our Fanksgiving

I fink dat it's okay if I come out now!! I don't fink dat mommie is mad at me anymore!! Dis is what happened. Well, you know, our turkey fwiend, Frank, was in da fridge... Well, while mommie was busy doing stuff me an Awi decided to take Frank out ob da fridge and pway wif him. We pushed him out and he crashed to da ground. I don't know if you know dis, but Frank was dead!! Dis was no live turkey! Now dis explains why he didn't hab any feathers! Me an Awi were worried dat Mommie was going to bwame dat keekat ob mine for dis murder, so we decided to take Frank out back and bury him!! Dis was no easy job either!! he was a big fat turkey!! After we got him all buried, mommie cam wooking for us. Well, she was wooking for Frank really, not us... She said dat it was Frank's turn to go into dis hot oben fingie and dere was no Frank around!! Dis is not good!! No one told us dat we were going to be eating dis dead bird!!

Well, Awi finally gabe up da goods and she showed mommie where we buried Frank. Dis is da problem dough.. She told mommie dat I, ME, BAYWEE dis dis deed!! I had wots ob help dough! So much for cooking dis big fat bird, so mommie weft us at home and she went to da neighbor's house to hab Fanksgiving dinner. She said dat dere dogs were smart enough to know NOT to bury dinner in da backyard. Hmm I would wike to see dat dough. I'm sure dat ebery dog around would hab done what I did!!

I don't fink dat we should eat birds anyway! What did dey eber do to us??

I need to run now - mommie is cooking chicken in dat crockpot fingie and I wanna be around to get some weftobers!!

Your pal

Baywee

the friend to all birds

Unca Ray emailed me!!

Dis is what he said:



Baywee,

I wanted to take a moment to say thank you for everyone’s prayers and thoughts. Even though we far away in Baghdad Iraq it is nice that people are thinking of us. I hope that everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. We just took this photo as we are out running calls.

God bless,

Raymond

Unca Raymond is on da weft hand side in da white shirt. And behind him is one ob dere big firetrucks! I don't know who da ober guy is because Unca Raymond forgot to tell me!! Unca Raymond, who is your fwiend? Can I wide on your firetruck?

I miss you, so if you can, just cwose your eyes and imagine dis: A great big, wet, slobbery, Baywee bully kiss. Now run!! Hurry! You need a towel afer one ob my kisses! At least dat is what ober people say!

Happy Fanksgiving!! Eat wots ob food! Can you see da Broncos pway today?

Lub,

Your best neices

Baywee and Ari

Happy Fanksgiving, Unca Raymond and eberybody serving our Country!!

Dis is Baywee and Awi. We know dat ebery body knows dat Fanksgiving is just two days away. We want to wish Unca Raymond and eberybody dat serves our country a happy, happy Fanksgiving!! We hope dat they get their fill ob wots ob good foods and get to see da Broncos beat da Cowboys. (Go Broncos!!) We hope for a quiet day in Iraq so dat our good friends, All Americans everywhere, can take dis one day and relax wifout a wot ob stress!!

We would wub to see da comment section full up from fwiends wishing wubed ones a good Fanksgibing




Eat hardy and gibe fanks!

Your pals,

Baywee and Awi

My keekat did not do dis!!!!

Wast night I saw our turkey!! Dis turkey ob mine was in da fridge and when I wooked at him I saw dat he didn't hab any clothes on!! not eben one feather!! Toby had noffin to do wif dis terrible crime!! I tried to push dis turkey, but he was rock solid hard just wike a bully!! I asked mommie and she told me not to worry - she said dat she was going to put him in da sink to warm him up and den she would dress him. I'm a widdle concerned about him being in da fridge dough. What if he catches a cold and sneezes in my cottage cheese?? Do you fink dat turkeys wike cottage cheese? He might eat it too!! Den I wouldn't hab any cottage cheese anymore!! Dis is not a good fing at all!!

Me an Awi habn't named our turkey yet. Our friend Susan said dat most people name dere turkeys "delicious," but we fink dat we might just name ours Frank. We put some toys just outside da fridge so dat maybe Frank will come out and pway wif us while mommie is at work today.

Your pal,

Baywee

Did eberybudy get a turkey yet???

Mommie says dat Turkeys are invited to dinner on Thursday. She didn't tell me what they like to eat, but she did tell me dat dey would be da hit ob da day and ebery will want to celebrate da day wif a widdle turkey. I fink dats very nice dat eberybody wikes turkey dat much!! I hope dat you remember to take him on a walk after dinner. Walks are always good for walking off all dat good food!! It just helps to make room for more!! I fink dat dis is a very nice fing dat everyone is doing for turkeys!! I don't hab a name for mine yet, but i am still finking on it!!

Happy "invite a turkey to dinner day!"

waff

Baywee, the yellow flower bulldog

I don't fink dat dis is very funny!!!!

Okay - who's da funny guy??? Mommie said dat she didn't do dis!! I woke up dis morning and someone had weft dis feather in my bed!!

Dis is a genuine turkey feather!! Dere is a turkey out dere dat is walking around wif one less feather!! Dis just isn't right!! Mommie suggested dat we tape dis feather to my butt and put me outside wif a sign dat said "Happy Fanksgiving" but I don't fink dats a very good idea!! Someone might weally fink dat I'm a turkey!!

Maybe dey meant dis turkey feather for Awi... She is kinda chubby...

*waff

Hurry Christmas, hurry fast!!!

Buttercup "I am not a turkey" Baywee

Who is dis cute widdle bully???

Wook at dis cute widdle face!! Who woulda thunk dat dis bully would grow up to be a skateboarding star!!

Widdle tiny newborn Hattie Wook at dat cute widdle puppy!

Wook at dis! Widdle Hattie is already working on cruising speed! She's wearning to walk!!


Wook at dis face! And wook at dose cute widdle paws! Don't you just want to kiss dose widdle paws and dat cute widdle face!?!


Dis is one tiny widdle sweepy baby!! And who's dis girl taking a shower??

So, what does dis beautiful girl wook wike now???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HATTIE!!

I hope dat you got wots ob toys and some ice cream and all dat birfday stuff!!

Your bestest buddy,

Baywee

I met another Baywee!!!

I habe a twin out dere!!!


I fought dat I was da only baywee out dere! Dat's what mommie always tells me! She says "Baywee, God broke da mold when you were born" So I was finking dat there isn't another Baywee anywhere, but I found one and dis was a big surprise to me!!

Me an mommie went to petsmart and I was just wooking around wike I always do. Den dere was dis wady and her girl and dey were wooking at da birds and hamsters. Da wady says "come on, Baywee, we gotta go" so I turned around cause dis is my name. Well, dis widdle girl got up and started walking!! Dis two wegger has my name!! Mommie stopped and talked to dem so dat I could scope dis out and see what dis widdle Baywee was all about! We were so alike!!! She was four, I'll be four in a few weeks (pwease don't forget my birfday. Mommie says dat I'm a big baby, but don't forget anyway!!!) anyway, she was four, and she had dese cute widdle spots all ober her face. She's got freckles!!! I hab freckles!!! Dis was just amazing!! We were almost twins cept that she was short a couple ob wegs and she didn't hab my cute widdle nose!


Can you imagine dat dere could be two Baywee's in dis world?? Mommie said dat there isn't eben enough room for one Baywee in dis world on some days!!


On more fing - I heard dat my ober twin, Hattie had a birfday! She's my twin too!! I'm going to post a picture ob her! She's such a good girl! She's eben trying to help me figure out how to do dat gobble-gobble fingie!! She knows how to skate board too!! We saw video ob her! She's weally good!!

Your hungry, hurryupthanksgivingandgetherefast, pal

Baywee

Do I wook wike a turkey???

Mommie just said dat Thanksgiving is coming up and I get to be da turkey. I fink dat she must be joking me 'cause I'm not a turkey! I'm a bully! I eben tried to gobble, but all I got was a growlie bark kind of fing.

I don't fink dat any bully can be a turkey, but I'm not an expert on dis matter. Mommie's pretty smart and knows a wot ob fings, but I fink dat in dis case she needs to get her eyes checked!!

Why would mommie want me to be a turkey anyway??

I don't understand why she keeps wooking at me and waffin.


Your bestest buddy,

Baywee

Gobble, gobble, gobble!!

*waff

It wasn't me!!!!

Dis was all dat Stinker keekat ob mine!!! I tried to tell my keekat dat dis was a weally bad idea and dat mommie wouldn't appreciate a gift wike dis! I also told him dat SANTA was watching, but he's a young keekat and he doesn't understand dat whole Santa fing yet. Eber dat, or he just doesn't want wots ob good fings on Christmas morning!!

So, now you're probably wondering what all dis excitement is about, right?? Well, dis is what happened: Some keecat caught a bird fingie (I don't know how he did it, I just know dat dis part is a fact ob life. Toby caught a widdle birdie!!) and instead ob pwaying wif his new widdle fwiend outside, he brought him in da house!!! Den he pondered where da best pwace to pway wif his new friend and he decided to take him into MOMMIE'S ROOM!! I told him dat dis was a weally bad idea!! I told him dat mommie would discover dis, but Toby just didn't wisten to me!!

By da time Mommie got home dere was a murder in our house!! Dis widdle bird didn't stand a chance against Toby's hunting skills!! Mommie was tired and she was walking down da hallway to her room and she found it. Dere was dis whole feather explosion!!! First she was going to bwame it on me!! She fought dat I got her feather pillow or down comforter. Well, dis was just pwain wrong!! I was a good girl!! Den mommie wooked closer and discovered dat deese feathers came from somefin dat was alive!! Den she knew dat dis was da work ob Toby!! Toby eben watched Mommie discover dis whole mess and do you know what he did??? He just smiled!! He was proud ob dis fine work ob his!!!

Mommie had to vacumn and vacumn to get wid of Toby's whole mess. She was very crabby and I was very happy dat I had nofin to do wif dis whole fing!!! Mommie didn't see dis widdle bird's body anywhere. We still hab to check some areas where we know dat Toby hides.

I learned two fings from dis whole mess:

1. Mommie doesn't wike us to bring home presents den kill dem in her room
2. Dis bird didn't die from da flu!!

Me an Awi had nuffin to do wif dis whole fing and we're not taking da fall for it eber!!

Toby is still smiling dough. Dis is not a smart keekat!

Your pal and very good bully,

Baywee

My mommie just sent me dis email

What is up wif her??? I don't wike da rules part for me, but I do wike da rules part for all da people dat come to see us!! Now dey will know dat it's my house!! :)

Your pal,

Baywee


Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest .

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.


The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain about Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hangout with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.

It's been a weally wong week!!!

Sorry I haben't posted, but dis has been a wong week. First it was Halloween and I twied weally hard to see all dose cute widdle kid costumes. Dat was a wot ob fun. I decided dat Halloween is a weally good holiday. People know dat I live in my house and so when dey go trick or treating, den day always stop at my house and deliver tweets!! Dis works out just fine because mommie says dat me and Awi aren't allowed to go trick or treating. She said somefin about it being just a widdle kid rule. I need to check dat rule book out an see what it says!!

Awi was sick dis week too. Dis was not a good fing cause she was barfin and she just didn't feel good at all. Mommie weft Awi home wif me in charge. Dis was a wot ob work. Now I know what it's wike to be a mommie!! I kept weally close to her and when she sneezed I made sure dat I wiped her cute widdle puggie nose. She seems to be feeling better now. Today is Saturday, so mommie rewarded me for all my hard babysitting work. I got to go to Petsmart and wook at all da Christmas stuff. I eben got to get my nails cut. I wub getting my nails cut!! I picked out some new bones for me an Awi. We each got dis fing called a knee bone. I don't fink dat it came from anyone's leg dough!!

Da ober fing dat mommie is trying to figure out is Christmas cards. She says dat it's almost dat time ob year again. Mommie wants to take pictures in da snow. I don't know dough, mommie doesn't hab to stand barefooted in da snow. I'm going to hab to fink about dis one!!!

Now I gotta go chew on my bone before Awi puts it under da desk wif hers!!

Your pal,

Baywee


PS It's starting to snow!! Dey didn't eben tell us on TB dat it was going to snow today!!

Who is dis new visitor?

Mommie came home from work a few nights ago she saw somefin sitting on our front porch. She got out ob da car and walked up da dribway wondering what dis fing was. Den she saw him!! Someone weft a dog on our porch!! He is a brown dog and he is almost as big as I am!! I don't know who weft him, but I fink dat it was my very nice neighbor. I wub saying hi to them from da window. Dey are good people!! Dis dog wasn't evben on a weash dough!! He was wucky dat he didn't run out into da street or somefin! Dis was not a good situation. It was a good fing dat mommie got home when she did!!

Today is going to be picture day and I'm going to show you pictures ob my new dog!! Maybe someone can eben help me come up wif a name for him!!

Wook at dis cute widdle puppy! How did he get here on my porch? Dis is a mystery to me!!


He wooked all alone and I fink dat he was eben crying so mommie brought him inside!!

Da first fing I did was say hi to him. He was a very friendly fellow and he wet me pway wif him!


We westled around a widdle bit and I eben wet him win a couple ob times!!

Notice dis nice technique I went right for his throat!!

He neber even complained once!! Dis is one good doggie!!! I fink dat we need to keep him.
Mommie said maybe. How much do you fink he eats and who's going to clean up after him?

Eben Awi had to meet him and say hi. We fink dat we wub dis new fellow a wot! I've been carrying him around for da past couple ob days. Dis is da only fing dat I don't wike. Mommie won't wet our new fwiend sweep wif us in our bed at night. Dis means dat I hab to sweep on da wubseat awone wif him. He's a dog! I fink dat he should be allowed to sweep wif us!!

Fank you very much to who eber gabe us dis doggie!! We wub him a wot and we'll take really good care ob him!!

Now we gotta fink ob names!!

Your happy widdle bully fwiend,

Baywee

Neber mind about dis contest!!!

Mommie found out about me putting Awi up and she said "Baywee, you better change your mind quick!! Tomorrow's trash day and you might just find your own self sitting at da curb." Dis is silly ob course!! I know dat mommie won't, ummm... Well, neber mind about dis contest anyway! Mommie fixed eberyfing up for me. She wifted Awi up and put her into bed (Awi goes to bed at 8:30) and now I get my choice ob either bone!! I'm happy!!

Sweep well my bestest most favorite widdle pug!! I wub you Awi!! I was just kidding about dis silly ole contest!! I would neber gibe you away!! Silly ole puggie!!

Your most favorite sister and good widdle bully,

Baywee

I am habing a contest!!!

Dis is exciting isn't it??? I am habing a contest!! Anyone can sign up!! I don't know what kind ob contest it is, but I do know what da prize is!!! Dis I know for sure!! Here is da grand prize!!

Yes, dat's right folks! Dis fine widdle pug is da grand prize!! Don't tell mommie dat I hab Awi up as a prize dough!! Dis is da fing. Yesterday me an mommie went to Petsmart and mommie bought us some stuff. We each got a knuckle bone. Now dis is da problem. Awi has two bones under mommie's desk and she won't gibe me eben one!!!! I can't just take it away from Awi. Dis just doesn't work!! I neber eber took anyfing away from Arizona!!! Dere she goes again!! Cwabby Awizona is growling at dose bones and I can't eben hab one!! I hab to fink ob a contest!!! I fink dat dis is going to be da only way I get my bone tonight!!

Your hungry pal,

Baywee

Dis bad keekat ob mine!!!

Dis is Baywee, and just wook at what we hab here!! Is dis a sweeping keekat?? And just where is dis keekat sweeping??? In Jay's room!!! Mommie said dat she finks dat "Skunk" (dis is da name dat I named my keekat. Mommie calls him Toby and Jay calls him Puss, but I wike plain ole Skunk cause he's black and white and he rolls in a wot ob stinky stuff and den tries to blame it on me!! Dis is not a fair tactic!!) Anyway, mommie finks day he just misses our boy.

Well, I fink dat dis must be true dat my keekat misses Jay. I miss Jay too, but I'm not allowed to sweep on Jay's bed!!! If I can't do dat, den Skunker can't eber!! So, dis is my plan. I am going to sneek up on him and wake him up!! Den he won't be sweeping on Jay's bed anymore. He will be awake on Jay's bed!

So, I lunged in for dis surprise attack!! I caught my keekat off guard! Wook at dose moves I hab! He didn't eben know what to do!! Dis is one scared keekat!!! Wook at da fear in dose eyes!! Dis kitty respects bully power!

Dis is my sneak attack to da belly!! Dis keekat ob mine finks dat he can stop me wif his paws. I'm not a dumb bully dough. I know dat her front paws are loaded anymore so I am safe!!

Dis is one keekat dat will sweep wif his eyes open from now on!!

Oh, and da Bronco's wost. Mommie yelled a wot ob words I'm not allowed to use. So, wets just not talk about dat game! Dis whole football fingie doesn't work really well! I don't get a wot ob time to spend at da creek cause dere is always some game on. If I could figure out a way to open da door and hook my own weash to my collar den I'd just take my ownself!!

All dis from your pal,

Baywee

I am a Dawg!!! Dat is a Georgia BULLDAWG!

I got a present in da mail yesterday from one of mommie's bestest fwends. Dis wady, Shar, lives in GA and she foght dat I might wike to hab a UGA jersey. She was wight too!! I wub habing a Georgia Bulldogs jersey!!! I fink dat ebery dog should hab a favorite football team!! I am a pretty wucky bully!! I wub Shar a wot!!

Dis is my very best smile for Shar!!

Now I can wear my Bronco's jersey on Sundays and my Bulldog jersey on Saturdays! Dis is going to work out just fine! Mommie eben wet me wear it to Petsmart today. We had a wot ob fun and I eben got to kiss two kids. I wub dat kind ob stuff!! Kids wike to waff a wot!! Dat makes me happy too!!

Now I gotta get back to watching da bronco game!

Go Broncos! Beat dose Giants!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is my Halloween Costume

"Luke, I am your father." Dis is da truth. Please disregard dis big wight lazer dat I hab behind my back. I wub you son and I don't plan on killing you until you turn your back."





Mommie says dat I'm going to be Darth Vader!! I fink dat she's kinda wrong dough. I'm going to be Darth Baywee!! Mommie took some pictures ob me trying to be a a good girl.

So dis is what I'll be unless we find somefin else dat we can't live without!


Your pal,

Darth Baywee

Dis is how I gibe Toby a baff

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Dear Santa - Dis above stuff was sent to me in email by unca Raymond. I neber did try dis, but it wooks kind ob fun. I'll wait until after Christmas to see if it really works!! Don't tell Toby dough!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

I got my Halloween costume today!!!

Dis is what mommie told me today!! We are going to try it on in a widdle while and see how it wooks!! I don't know what it wooks wike yet. I want to be a monster or somefin wike dat! I would make a good monster cause mommie said dat I get lots ob practice ebery day. Whateber dat means. I am a good girl!!

We will post pictures soon!

Your scary Halloween pal,

Baywee

Want to know what I'm doing all day?

Dis is it!!

Dis is da only fing dat Me and da sun are going to do all day wong!! Dat's it!! Sweeping in da sunshine!! Don't tell mommie dough cause den she'll just be jealous cause she can't do dis!!

Your wazy pal,

Baywee

Thank You, Gala!!!!

Mommie working on recreating my blog and one ob da people dat weads my blog emailed mommie. She had pages and pages (wike 67 pages or somefin wike dat) ob my blog saved in word so dat she could show it to her friend! She emailed us what she had so now we hab eberyfing in one place so dat we can reconstruct my blog. We are so grateful to hab dat data back!!!

Gala is also owned by a bully. Dis is her bully Rooby:I fink dat Roobie prolly told her mommie to send dat file ober to my mommie. Bulldogs are just dat smart!!

Fanks a wot, Gala and Roobie!!

Your bestest pal,

Baywee

Happy Birfday, Mommie

We wub you!!!

Now can you get back to work restoring my blog?

Wub,

Baywee and Ari

My mommie is an idiot

She deleted my blog by mistake. We're working to see what we can recover.

Thanks,

Baywee

What is dis?

What is dis? Dis is Baywee and I hab to tell you dat da sky is falling!!! Dis is true!! I was just outside and it's cold and wots ob water is falling from da sky!! Awi wouldn't eben go outside wif me. Da Keekat went, but only for a minute, den he gabe up and came back in!! Mommie said "Watch out, Baywee, dis water stuff is going to turn white pretty soon! Keep watching!" So now me an Toby are watching dis wild and crazy action from the window above da lubseat!!

Your cold pal,

Baywee