baywee's thots

For those wondering...

2010-10-17T08:26:00.003-06:00

Why have the blogs stopped and where has Bailey been. Bay passed away from congestive heart failure three weeks after her 8th birthday. She is greatly missed!!

I have a new rescue bulldog "Lil Red Camaro" "Cami" and we're having our own fun times. If you are on facebook please do a "Like" on cami's page:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cami-Chat/466519090190?ref=sgm

Pwaying at da MINI store!!

2008-02-20T17:24:00.000-07:00

I wanna buy a MINI, but mommie says dat I hab to be at weast 7 to hab one. She doesn't fink dat I can get a dribers license yet! I fink dat I could dough! It's a small car! I fink dat my toes will touch da petals and i know dat I can see out da windows because da car is short!!

I wanted a piece ob cake too, but mommie told me no to dat too! I didn't weally fink dat was very fair, but I didn't hab a choice!

Da best dat I could do, besides wots and wots ob scritches on my ears (I lub it when people scritch behind my ears!!!) was getting my picture taken! Mommie held me and I tried to be calm, but I was just too wiggly excited to be calm!! See dat picture ob da blue MINI in da background ob da first picture! Dat is going to be my first MINI! I fink dat I want a blue one!!

I'm almost sure ob it. Unless it's red. Den I'm not so sure!!

I had a great time wiff all my friends dough! I lub going to Ralph Schomp MINI to pway wiff my fwiends!

Your pal,

Baywee

We took a ride!!

2008-02-18T17:32:00.000-07:00

Mommie and I were out running some errands so we decided to stop by Ralph Schomp to drop off a toy for Shelly!! I lub going dere because dey hab so many nice people dere and dey lub to pet me!! How could I eber say no to a great scritch on da neck??? Shelly asked if I could get up on da counter so dat she could take a picture. So, I was wifted up and den I had to try to be calm, but I was so dang excited dat it just didn't work!! Shelly took my picture, den I got to get off and run around again!! We stayed for a few minutes, den we weft. We had to go to petsmart! Mommy owed me some toys for all dat I've been through!

My weg wooks much better! I still need to grow some hair back, but ober den dat it wooks good! Da incision is healed and I'm only walking wiff a limp now! My next trip back to da doctor is in a month!

Froggie is good! (mostly)

Your pal,

Baywee

I finally got all dose staples out!!!

2008-02-17T14:19:00.001-07:00

Twenty five staples held my boo-boo together!! I finally got dem all out!! At first I was weally excited to hab dem out, den my weg started to hurt a widdle bit and I didn't wike putting my weg down. Da doctor said dat it was okay. I just wasn't used to da pressure dat I would feel now dat da staples aren't dere to hold together my incision.

I am walking better now and twice I eben tried to wun!! Da only fing dat I was a widdle sad about was dat I didn't get to go to da MINI event yesterday. I usually get to be mommie's co-pilot, but it was going to be too much walking and wots ob people so I had to stay home. I wasn't weally happy about dat. Especially when I found out dat one of my bully fwiends was dere!

My boo-boo wooks pretty good! Da only fing dat is bad about dat is dat I don't get anymore ribeyes. I do kinda miss dat part ob dis recovery period!

I fink dat I am turning da corner

2008-01-28T07:33:00.000-07:00

and mommie says dat she hopes I keep up dis good work!!! After habing a weally bad weekend dis morning isn't too bad at all!! I didn't sweep weally good wast night, but I don't fink dat is was as much dat my weg hurt, but more just dat I am restless.

I hab to go back to da doctor dis week. I fink on Tuesday or Wednesday for my first checkup. I fink dat my doctor will be weally happy wiff my progress now!

Your friend,

Baywee

Ouch!!!!!!

2008-01-26T22:14:00.001-07:00

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I am at da emergency woom right now!! Wook at what I did!! I popped a couple of stitches and yuck!! I had blood coming out. Mommie did da only fing dat she could do!! First she called my auntie Lisa to say "what do we do???" Den Lisa had mommie put gauze on my weg and tape it all up. Den mommie put a towel down on da seat in da car and we drove straight to da emergency room!!!

Dey will hab to do a few fings. First, dey are going to hab to put me under for just a widdle bit. Den dey are going to clean my boo-boo up again, den dey are going to stitch it up again and den dey are going to put STAPLES in my skin!!!!!!!!!! I'm a widdle scared about dat!!!

Mommie said dat it's going to be a wong night. I will be dere until about midnight or 1:00 am. I fink dat we are going to sweep in tomorrow!!!!

I can't wait to go home!!

Your friend,
Baywee

Do you wanna pway???

2008-01-24T08:13:00.000-07:00

Mommie is busy cooking me another ribeye and I fink dat it smells weally good!!
While she was cooking I grabbed a toy and tried to decide if I wanted to pway or not!! Mommie came ober and gabe it a quick tug so I growled and hung on, but we did it weally careful so dat I would not hab to stand up or put any pressure on my weg!!

I got tired pretty quick, but dat's okay. Mommie said dat it will take a while before I am back to my ole monster self!

While I took a widdle break Frogknot stood by me. He's a wookout! he's making sure dat no one touches my toys while I sleep!

I fink dat he might want my toy for himself!! I saw him twying to eyeball it while I was westing!

Mommie's calling me!! It's time to eat my ribeye!

Your bestest buddy,

Baywee

Dis has been a rough week!!!

2008-01-23T18:43:00.000-07:00

mommy took me in for surgery on Monday and I didn't get to come home until yesterday. Today was my first full day at home. I fink dat I should admit, I'be been doing a wot ob crying!! Wast night was rough!! Me and mommie didn't sweep much. Frogknot didn't hab dat problem dough!! Today was rough too! I still did some crying, but mommie did her best to make fings better for me. Wike for instance, I didn't want to eat anyfing. I had not eaten since Sunday night. Mommie tried to tempt me wiff wots ob fings, but each time dat she did she was rewarded wiff dis sad puppy dog wook

Mommie tried just about eberyfing to get me to eat somefing! She was eben finking dat she was going to hab to take me back to da doctor because I wouldn't eat or drink. Den she had dis big wight bulb moment!!! She went to da freezer and pulled out a ribeye!! She put it on da george forman and I started perking up a widdle bit. When she was done cooking it she cut it up into widdle bite sized pieces and she hand fed me! It was yummy and I sure could get used to dat kind ob treatment!!! I ate ebery single bite... well, except for dose few bites dat frogknot got!! After dat mommie took me outside to potty den when we came in I got a big drink ob water! Mommie sure felt better after dat!!
And dis is what my boo-boo wooks wike up close!

mommie calls it my nekid turkey weg!! I fink dat she says dat cause my weg is all shaved off!

Wike most kids I also got a yummy treat dis afternoon. Mommy said dat it's a sick kid fing. Sick kids get ice cream!! YUM! dat made me pretty happy!

I can't walk very good, and I've fallen down a couple ob times, but Mommie is usually following me around and catching me. Dat's pretty good service if you ask me!!

I wonder if I'll get a ribeye for breakfast tomorrow too!

Your bestest buddy,

Baywee

Mommie has a grim look on her face...

2008-01-14T18:21:00.000-07:00

So dat can be a very good thing! We went to da doctor and dey did wots ob fings wiff my weg. Dey prodded, stuck me wiff needles den took pictures ob da inside ob my wed. And what was da result ob all ob dis invasive treatment?? Well, dey said dat I blew out my ACL. I fink dat it's a knee fing. It must be because my knee hurts!! So, wight now I am on some medicines to reduce da swelling and dat will help some. Den on Monday morning I am scheduled for surgery to repair (we hope) dis bad knee ob mine. I don't know eberyfing dat "surgery" means, but mommy said dat it would include some ice cream so I guess dat it will be okay wiff me!

So, after all da drugs dis is what I wook wike tonight:

I am a widdle bit worn out tonight!!

And dis is da Frog boy!

We will hab to see how I am feeling tomorrow!

Your pal,

Baywee

Good morning, eberyone!

2008-01-14T08:33:00.001-07:00

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Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper

Dis is Baywee! Remember me?? Well, dis is it! I am back!!

Today I hab to go to da doctor. I hurt my weg again and I am habing a hard time walking on it. I weally want to bwame Frogknot for dis, but mommie says dat it's not right to bwame him for somefing dat I did to myself! How does she know dat I did dis to myself anyway??? What if I tripped ober dat widdle frog?? He is always under my feet anyways!! I fink dat he shares some responsibility in dis whole fing!!

On da bright side - going to da doctor means dat I get to ride in da new MINI Cooper S today! I wike riding in our new widdle car!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Mommie bought me a new car!!!

2007-09-30T11:27:00.001-06:00

She got a MINI Cooper S just for me and Froggie!! Dis must be true, because why else would she buy a bulldog car?? I habn't been inside it yet because we've only had it a few days. Mommie eben got to design it all by herself (wiff our help ob course!!) Eben our neighbors got to help design dis car! Our neighbor boy weally fought dat dis car needed stripes so mommie added dem.

We can't wait to pway wiff dis new car! Oh, and we named him "Bean" and call him "Mr Bean" or ""Mean Bean"

I can't wait to dribe it!

Your pal,

Baywee

Today is da first day ob fall...

2007-09-23T11:54:00.001-06:00

So da only advice dat I hab for eberyone is fall carefully!!

I don't eben understand why we hab to fall every year!!! I fink dat I'm just going to sit on da deck and watch dis time. I don't want to hurt my knee again. :)

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is da deal...

2007-09-21T17:29:00.000-06:00

My two legger boy, Jay, got married wast weekend and here's da fing. Mommie went to Omaha and she didn't take Froggie or I to dis wedding. She fought dat we might mess fings up a widdle bit or somefing. I just don't get dat. What would we do wrong??? We are very good dogs when we travel... Mostly.. Well, dere was dat one time.. oh, and dat ober time.. but other dan dat... well, we try not to find about dose ober fings. We're pretty good.

So, Jay got married. Dis is a picture dat mommie took ob him and Lori.

and since I'm showing off pictures, I should show you a picture ob my two legger sister too!! Dis is Jen and her husband Dan!

And den, since I'm still sharing... Dis is mommie's two wegger grandkids - dey are mostly called Number One and Number Two (Kind ob wike Fing 1 and Fing 2 in doctor seuss books)... so, dis is Number One

and here is number two

Today is Friday so dat means dat we hab da whole weekend stretched out in front ob us. I am very happy about dat!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is Baywee

2007-09-07T07:08:00.000-06:00

And I am back!!!! Dis summer was weally busy! I had to babysit Frogknot while mommie went off to pway wiff her friends in Texas. I don't know why she wouldn't wet me go and just make Frogknot stay home! Dat didn't seem fair at all! She sometimes acts wike I am a dog too!!

Another fing dat happened to us dis summer was dat Frogknot got skunked! It was terrible! He wasn't eben doing anyfing wrong! We were in our own backyard and dis skunk found a way in and skunked Frogknot. Our groomer was able to get most ob dat stink out, but not all. Anytime he gets wet he smells wike a mixture ob wet dog and skunk. Dis is not a happy smell! I do not wike it one bit!

Den another fing dat happened. Mommie bought a new car! Dis is da fing dough. We don't hab it yet!! Mommie got a MINI Cooper S, but she ended up ordering it because she couldn't find anyfing dat she weally wiked on da lot. Our new car is yellow and wight now it's on dis weally big boat. It's doing it's best to make it home to our house!

Here are a couple of pictures dat mommie took ob us wast weekend:

Talk to eberyone later!

Lub,

Baywee

Ahhh yes, It's Springtime in the Rockies

2007-04-19T18:49:00.001-06:00

Ahhh yes, It's Springtime in the Rockies
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dis is Baywee - do you remember me?? I am dis good bully dat neber eber gets into trouble. Do you remember dat part??? I am an angel!! Dis is a true fact!! Just ask me! I am happy to clarify any ob dese facts!!

So, dis is da fing - We are trying weally hard to get fings back to normal in our house. I fink dat mommie is eben craving normal if dat is possible! Who would want to be normal? I fink dat is pretty ober rated!!

Mommie has been sick for a pretty wong time wiff dis fing called bronchitis. I am not sure exactly what dat is except dat it makes her weally tired and coughing and she's on her third round of antibiotics. Hmmm... speaking ob dat, maybe dat is da problem.. maybe instead ob ANTI-biotics she should be taking PRO-biotics. Den maybe dis sickness will leabe her alone! I hab to tell you... I am getting pretty frustrated myself. It's pretty annoying to hab to wisten to all dis coughing and stuff. It's hard to get my beauty sweep when mommie keeps waking me up!!

It is finally starting to warm up here. Mommie brought out my chair so dat I don't hab to sit my butt on da deck wike all dose ober dogs do. I wike my chair!!

Dis is just one more fing - Frogknot and I hab to get a lawyer!! Dis is da first year eber in my life dat I didn't eben get a Easter present!! I was pretty good eben!! Mommie said sorry about dat, but what does she hab to do wiff da Easter Bunny??? Do you fink dat he wouldnt come here cause mommie would cough on him?? Mommie alweady promised us wots ob presents, but I fought dat I'd wet it go on wecord anyway!!! Sick or not da Easter Bunny should come to our house! Dis is our brand new rule!

Now I gotta go get back on my chair! Mommie is alweady waying in bed. She's been pretty tired wately!!

Your fwiends,

Baywee and Frogknot

quit pointing that camera at me!

2007-02-18T09:08:00.001-07:00

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Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Blech - mommie got me up too early! I wike sleeping in until at weast 10am. Dis is not right at all!! I fink dat dere needs to be a rule against mommie's pointing cameras before 10am!!

Dis is your sweepy pal,

Baywee

When you leave pwease turn off dat wight!! I'm twying to sweep here!

Land Shark

2007-02-17T08:53:00.001-07:00

Land Shark
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Did you eber watch da ole Saturday Night Live shows? Ebery time I lay upside down wike dis den mommie always starts wiff:

Knock, Knock

Who's Dare?

LAND SHARK!!!

Den she waffs and waffs! I weally don't get it, but den, I neber did see da ole Saturday Night live stuff!! I might hab to catch it one day while mommie is at work!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is Frogknot again....

2007-02-11T08:52:00.000-07:00

Mommie says dat I am a very bad boy!! I fink dat dis time she might eben mean it! Baywee said dat I better find a lawyer eben!! I'm innocent dough! I'm still just a widdle puppy and if anyone is to bwame den it's mommie!!!

A few days ago mommie had her camera backback out. Dis is da bag where she carries her weally good digital SLR camera. She has wots ob toys in dere wike lenses and filters, manuals and wots ob interesting stuff!! Well, mommie pulled out dat bag and grabbed her camera. She had da camera at her desk, but she forgot and weft da camera bag down on da dining room chair. While mommie was at work I spied dat bag and fought dat if it has mommie toys den it might hab Froggie toys too!! I gave it a couple ob tugs... den JACKPOT!! Dat whole bag fell to da floor! And dere was so many interesting fings in dat bag! I had to pull eberyfing out and examine it!! Here's one fing dough! I didn't eben touch dose manuals! And you know how much I lub paper!! Not eben one toothmark dere!!

When mommie got home and saw what I had plwayed wiff I fink dat her face turned weally pale!! Den she was mad. She started wooking all ober for her toys and telling me dat I am NOT allowed to pway wiff her toys!! Dis doesn't seem very fair, but whateber I guess. By da time dat it was all said and done mommie managed to find almost eberyfing. She's still missing one lens and three filters. I fink dat I might hab taken dem into da backyard, but I don't remember anymore... and wiff all dat snow still out dere we might not eben know until it all melts!!

Dis weally is all Baywee's fault!! Baywee shoulda been watching me better!!! I coulda been hurt!

waff

Lub,

Frogknot, da good widdle tadpole

Dis is Frogknot

2007-02-04T14:00:00.000-07:00

Mommie told me and Baywee dat so many people at unca Ray's memorial service stopped and said hi to her and dey eben asked "Are you Baywee's Mommmie?" Dis is what I wanna know.. What is up wiff dat???? Baywee is a big girl now and I AM DA BABY, but instead people eben asked if I was as bad(???) as Baywee said dat I am!! Dis is da truth! I am not bad!! I'm simply misunderstood!! waff!!

One ob Ray's friends, Pat, eben called us wast week!! I fink dat she might hab wanted to talk to mommie, but Baywee and I hogged up da phone talking!! Pat eben asked if I weally did kype mommie's new chocolate phone. I weally did do dat and now dat Christmas isn't around I don't eben mind saying dat!!

Here is a new picture ob me:

And one ob me an Baywee pwaying wiff a toy.

Dis is evidence dat I am a good boy so don't believe eberyfing dat mommie or baywee tells you!!
I weally am a good boy... Sorta.. Well, it is kinda hard but I do try.. once.. Okay, okay!! I tried once and it was too hard!! I am Frogknot and I live up to my name!!

Dis is your bestest buddy,

Froggie

Raymond 1964-2007

2007-01-26T22:48:00.001-07:00

Raymond 1964-2007
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

A fwiend ob ours made dis lovely picture ob uncle Ray.

Tomorrow is da funeral so we are feeling a widdle sad today.

Lub,

Baywee and Frogknot

Ray - the fireman

2007-01-25T21:59:00.001-07:00

Ray - the fireman
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dis is Baywee - I know dat I habn't been around and dere is at least one weason why. Eberybody here knows my uncle Ray. My uncle (mommie's bruder) passed away suddenly and fings hab been weally crazy around here.

Uncle Ray's funeral is on Saturday Morning. He is having a great big "Fireman's Respect" funeral. I don't get to go and neither does Frogknot. Mommie said dat all da firemen will be dere and dey will be driving all dere firetrucks and wearing dere nice uniforms for dis event!

Uncle Ray - we miss you a lot and love you even more den dat!

Your favorite bully,

Baywee

Happy New Year!!!

2006-12-31T19:43:00.001-07:00

Bailey blazes a trail
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dis is Baywee and I wanted to wish eberyone a happy new year. I guess dat dis year is getting to old so we hab to replace it wiff a nice, shiny new year!!

Mommie doesn't make new years resolutions, but I am going to make one!! I want to start writing in my blog more!! I wub to write so I decided dat I'm going to make da time and do it!!

We got tons and tons ob snow!! I am pretty happy wiff dat! Mommie couldn't eben get her car out ob da dribeway!! We hab moutains ob snow so if you want some den we're willing to share!!

I hope dat eberyone has a wonderful new year!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

One year anniversary

2006-12-23T07:15:00.000-07:00

Awi,

http://baywee.blogspot.com/2005/12/my-sister-arizona.html

We miss you wots!!

Lub,

Baywee

The wall of snow

2006-12-21T08:41:00.001-07:00

The wall of snow
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Wook at all dis Christmas snow!!! Mommie had to stay home wiff us today because.. well, dis is our dribeway!! It's way taller den me!! Mommie will hab to figure out a way to get out ob all dis snow!!

We are gwad dat we are all nicely tucked into our nice warm house!! Da snow is still dropping out ob da sky!! I guess dat we will worry about da outside when it quits snowing. Besides, mommie can not find our shovel anywhere!!!! It's wost!!!

Wooks wike we are going to have a beautiful white Christmas dis year!!

Hurry Santa, hurry fast!!! I don't know how much longer dat I can be good!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot is in so much trouble!!!!!!!

2006-12-16T09:53:00.000-07:00

and today I am weally glad dat my name isn't "Frogknot" cause I fink dat Santa Claus just put a eyeball right on dis widdle puppy ob mind!! I don't eben want dat eyeball wooking at me!! I am being very good!!!

Wast night i had to put myself outside. Den when I come back in I hab to do dis widdle cry fingie so dat mommie will wake up and help me get on da bed. We hab doggie steps dat Frogknot uses, but I still can't figure out dose fings!

Anyway, back to dis story. Mommie got out ob bed, den she lifted me up.. Den in da silence (now dat I'm not crying anymore) Mommie hears dis widdle tiny noise... Somefing wike a crunch noise..

So den mommie does a quick search under da down comforter and she's BLINDED by wight!! Yes! Dis is a true story!! Dis bright wight came out from under da covers!!!! And dere was widdle Frogknot... and da wight??? What was da wight????

Well, dat was mommie's BRAND NEW Cherry Chocolate phone!!!!! Yep! Frogknot got onto da nightstand and stole Mommie's new phone!!! Mommie snatched it away from him and Frogknot had da nerve to wook at her like SHE was da bad boy!!! Dis could be da one fatal Christmas mistake!! Santa is watching!!! Wucky for Frogknot he didn't leave a mark on da phone.. and wucky for mom she bought da insurance so dat if anyfing happens da phone can be fixed or replaced!!

Now, da big question is - Will Frogknot get a present from Santa dis year???

I asked for a car. Dere is no problem wiff Santa delivering one eber! We don't hab a Christmas tree so he doesn't hab to worry about how to get a car down da chimney and under a Christmas tree!! He can leave it outside right under our big pine trees! Dat will be just fine wiff me!!

Your pal,

Baywee da good girl

Happy Birthday to me!

2006-12-10T16:57:00.001-07:00

Thanks to our friend Ash for making us this beautiful photo of the birthday girl!!

It's your fifth!! Enjoy!
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

She sure is beautiful!!

Today is my birthday!!!

2006-12-10T15:20:00.001-07:00

Go ahead! Touch it! I dare you!
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Today I am five!!! I fink dat I should be able to dribe today!! I remember dat mommie told me wast year dat when I turned five dat I could dribe!! Dis year she's saying "No, Baywee... I said dat when you turn SIX you can dribe!!" Well, I am sure dat she said five!!!

Today we've been doing a wot ob playing!! We're also watching da broncos game! Den for dinner mommie is getting me a double cheeseburger and I'll get my presents!! I lub birfdays!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Chugwater

2006-12-09T09:44:00.001-07:00

Chugwater
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Mommie took dis picture ob Chugwater a widdle while ago. He is growing so fast!!

Me and Frogknot are being weally good! Tomorrow is my birfday and I want my double cheeseburger!!!

Besides, Santa is watching!!

waff,

Baywee

I don't wanna get up!!!

2006-12-08T05:33:00.001-07:00

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Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Mommie says dat my attitude is due to my age! I am going to be five on Sunday!! Do you know what dis means??? I fink dat it means dat I'm going to be old enough to dribe!! Dat is what I want for my birfday again dis year!!

Mommie is heading out to work and I am stayin in bed. Dis bully is no fool!! I would rather be in bed!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Happy Fanksgiving, Eberyone!!!

2006-11-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

We had such a busy, fun time!! Me and Frog got wots ob food, but no turkey! Frogknot wanted turkey, but I had to explain to him dat turkey was bad for doggies!!

Now we're busy trying to do our Christmas shopping!! Dis is one important chore and one dat we take pretty seriously!! We hab to get mommie a present and dis year I don't fink dat it should be a dog bone or dog toy or other fings dat we wike! Dis year we fink dat we should get mommie somefing dat she wikes!! One problem dough. We don't know all da fings dat mommie wikes. We do know dat she wikes us.. So should we gibe mommie us again? We did do dat once already, but do you fink dat she will notice if we re-gift? Frog finks dat it will work as long as we look serious. If we start to waff den mommie will be wooking for da joke!!

Frogknow and I want toys, so we are making sure dat we are being weally good kids so dat Santa won't for get about us!!

We lub you Santa!!

We're going to go snuggle up and watch tb wiff mommie! We're trying to be weal nice to her right now.. cause you know... Santa is watching!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Cell phones and Frogs!

2006-11-18T08:09:00.000-07:00

Ebery night when we go to bed mommie puts her cell phone on her night stand. She does dis because it's da only phone dat we hab now. I said before dat I fought dat Frogknot and I should hab a phone so dat we can talk to mommie if she's away, or eben if she's at work (after all, how can I tell her dat Frogknot is bad and took my toy or anyfing wike dat?)

So Frogknot got dis great idea in his widdle head!! While mommie was sweeping he snuck up behind her and got on da table. Den he snached her phone and put it in his little cubby hole on da bed!!!

When mommie got up in da morning she was confused. She knew dat she weft her phone on da table, but it wasn't dere. Den she wooked on da desk and it wasn't dere eber. I fink dat she walked ober to da nightstand at weast 3 or 4 times. I don't get why people do dat. Wike, if it's not dere da first time why do dey fink dat it will be dere da 2nd, 3rd or 4th time?? Finally mommie gabe up her search and started to head out ob our bedroom cause she didn't want to be wate for work. Den, all ob da sudden she saw a glint ob metal in our bed!! She walked ober and flipped back da covers and deconstructed Frogknot's widdle frog cubby hole (he sweeps wiff his widdle frog blanket and frog pillow) and she found her phone!!! Frogknot had it!! He told me later dat he fought dat if she lost dis one, den she could go in and buy a new one for herself and me and Frogknot could share dis phone. I fought dat was a brilliant idea!! Too bad it didn't work!! I'm also glad I wasn't involved because, well you know... Santa is watching!!!

Your pal,

Baywee <----dis is one good puppy!!

Happy Birthday, Frogknot!!

2006-11-11T12:41:00.001-07:00

IMG_1099
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Wast week was Frogknot's birfday!! We didn't get to celebrate it dough because mommie was on a business trip! I had some serious problems wiff mommie just weaving us wike dat! It was for a whole week and she didn't eben call us!! Now, she uses da fact dat we only hab one phone, her cell phone, as an excuse why she didn't call us.. I don't fink dat's right dough!! Dis is just one more reason why I fink dat I should hab my own cell phone! Den when mommie is at work I could call her any time I wanted too... Wike for instance, ebery five minutes just to see what she's doing!! I fink it's a great idea!

Anyway, back to Frogknot's birfday!! Frogknot got a double cheeseburger for his birfday lunch today!! Da best part about dis was dat I got to eat most ob is. Dere is no way dat widdle frog could finish all dis by himself anyway!! He's too widdle! Mommie said dat he's got a birfday toy too, but we haben't seen it yet!!

We are weally glad dat Mommie is home wiff us again!! I was getting weally depressed dat she might neber come home again!

Your pal,

Baywee

We need your help!!

2006-11-03T18:06:00.000-07:00

Dis is Baywee. I entered Frogknot into a widdle "Terror" contest (he weally fits dat description too!!) Frogknot is da cute widdle puppy wearing da little cow costume. Terror Pet Photo Contest It's one vote per day and it goes for the month of Nov. Vote, Vote, Vote!! You can eben vote once from work and once from home!! Frogknot promises to be a cute widdle boy, to twy hard to not bark too much and be a good boy (dis is a very hard task for him to do!

Get out to Vote!!

Frogknot is number 13

Dis message is approved by Friends of Frogknot (and no one eben got beat up and we're not running any negative campaigns!!! Dis is all above board!!

Your pal and Frogknot's campaign manager,

Baywee

Dis is me and Frogknot being cute!

2006-10-29T10:38:00.001-07:00

IMG_3279
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Mommie said "Baywee, Frogknot - do somefing cute for me to take a picture ob." so we put our heads together and mommie snapped da picture!! We were still trying to come up wiff ideas, but I guess dat dis was cute enough!!

Most ob our snow is all gone already! Today it's already so warm dat we hab da windows and door open! I lub Colorado! We hab great weather!

Your pal,

Baywee

Snow, snow go away

2006-10-26T17:13:00.000-06:00

come back another day, but dis time maybe you could try another pwace too!!

Mommie stuck her measuring stick fingie into our snow today and it said 14" ob snow!! Dat's a wotta white stuff!!! Some areas is taller den Froggie and ober areas dere is almost nuffin. Mommie said dat is what happens in a blizzard! Da snow blows all ober so it just depends on where da wind puts it!

I didn't stay out very long. Weally, it was just wong enough to make sure dat mommie shoveled a nice path for me and Frogknot. We hab to potty somewhere and since she insists dat it's not in da house den it's up to her to make dose outdoor arraingments for us!!

Now I hab to run. I need to make some hot cocoa for me, Froggie and Chugwater!!

You can click on any picture to see it bigger.

Your pal,

baywee

Dis is widdle Froggie trying to use da stairs before mommie cleared dem for us!

What is this???

2006-10-23T19:33:00.001-06:00

IMG_0960
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

A pog in a frog???

Dis is widdle Chugwater settling in for a nice widdle nap in dis frog planter!!

All our snow is gone and it wooks like it's going to be nice for da next couple ob days. I lub nice days!!

Our neighbor from behind us moved out and mommie is glad. I'm not glad dough! Dey had a dog and we wiked to run da fence and bark at each ober. My fun is mommie's crabbiness. Isn't dat funny how fings wike dat work? Wouldn't you fink dat mommie would be happy dat I hab a friend and a voice to bark wiff? Mommie's are very weird sometimes!!

Your very quiet pal,

Baywee

What did I do wrong???

2006-10-22T09:02:00.001-06:00

IMG_3041
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

I fink I'm being punished here!! Dis is not right at all!! How come I hab to go outside in 20 degree weather to potty wiff SNOW! I don't fink dat dis is right at all!! Mommie said dat if I don't wike it den I should consider moving to a pwace where dere is no snow, but dat is not da solution! I want to lib at home and habe it be summer time all da time! Now dat is a good solution!

:)

Your pal,

Cold, Shivering, Freezing Baywee

Stop!! Thief!!!!

2006-10-18T21:01:00.001-06:00

IMG_3065
Originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Dat bad ole puppy ob mine was trying to kidnap widdle Chugwater tonight!! I couldn't believe my own eyes!! Widdle Chug didn't eben mind being stolen away!! He was so busy finking dat he was getting a great big chicken dinner dat he didn't eben notice da puppy in da corner dragging him off to certain death... well, okay, not death, but Chug woulda cirled up into a ball and den we'd fight ober who was going to play wiff da cricket ball!!

Since I am a good girl (Santa is coming) I pointed out dat Frogknot was attempting to kidnap Chug. I got major points on dis one! Mommie said good girl to me and Bad boy to Frog.

All in all it was a great day!!

Snow, good girl and bad boy... Can it get any better den dis?

I don't fink so!

Your pal,

Baywee

Beautiful Arizona

2006-10-17T17:14:00.001-06:00

Beautiful Arizona
Originally uploaded by Tilly & Orion's Mommy.

Our fwiend, Ash, made dis colorized picture ob my bestest fwiend in da world, boo-boo head!! Isn't she just da prettest girl around??

Fanks a wot, Ash, for doing dis picture and for doing all da ober pictures too!

We lub you,

Baywee and Frogknot

Our new printer repairman

2006-10-16T19:52:00.000-06:00

Mommie needed some help wiff da printer (and no, I did NOT break it again) so she hired dis new firm. I don't know how good he is, but I do know dat our printer works again. Dis widdle guy was messy dough. He weft behind some widdle footprints and some quills too!

Your pal,

Baywee

HAPPY BIRFDAY, MOMMIE!

Dis is a busy day!!!

2006-10-15T09:03:00.000-06:00

Today is my Fwiend, Cassie da Cairn Terrier's Birfday!! Happy Birfday, Cassie! We hope dat you hab a wonderful day!

Tomorrow is mommie's birfday!! So, dis is how we're going to celebrate dis major event. Today is poop scoopin day!! Yes, dat's right!! Me an Frogknot are going to watch mommie scoop poop in honor ob her birfday!! We fink dat is pretty nice ob us!! It's going to be a weally nice day out so we want to take full advantage ob it!!

Dis is a nice picture dat mommie took ob Chugwater:

Chugger wikes being scritched under da chin. I fink dat he might just be a hedgie-dog!! Sometimes when you scritch him he will move his back weg just wike doggies do!! Now, dat is a funny sight to see!!

Okay - I gotta run. I fink dat I might bake a birfday cake for mommie. It's eber dat or take her to mcdonalds just wike she does for us!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is my new wook

2006-10-08T21:33:00.000-06:00

what does eberyone fink?

Wike it or not?

Your pal,

Baywee

Jay weft today...

2006-10-08T20:20:00.000-06:00

and dis is exactly what I fink about him weaving me again:

We had a weally agreat time dough and he pwayed wiff me a wot!! I lub it when Jay pways wiff me!!

Wight now I am sitting on da couch wooking for him to come home again. Mommie said dat he's alweady in Omaha dough. I wish dat Jay lived closer to my house!! Jay wanted to take me home, but mommie said dat was a bad idea. Somefing about Jay's promise to lub me, keep me and feed me beer made her say no. I didn't get dat whole joke dough!

Your pal,

Baywee

Jay is coming home!!!

2006-10-05T19:19:00.000-06:00

He's dribing right now!!! I know dis for sure because mommie alweady started to tease me wike dis: "Baywee - who's coming to see you???" and I know for sure dat it's Jay!! It's always Jay when mommie asks me dis question!!

Jay is also bringing a buddy, Chris and dey are coming home for two weasons.

1. Chaparral is pwaying Ponderosa and dat football game is neber missed! We hab two high schools in our town and when dey pway each ober den eberyone wants to see it!! Jay always roots for Chap, but Jen roots for Ponderosa because dat is da schools dat dey went to. Mommie doesn't root for anyone because she can't pick Jen's school ober Jays or da ober way around eber!!

2. Mommie's birfday is coming up on da 16th, so Jay made arraingements so dat he and a bunch ob his friends are taking mommie out for dinner on Saturday night!! Mommie is excited dat so many people wanted to go!! Da only fing is dat Me and Frog don't get to go. Eberyone has dat rule fingie about doggies in resturants! I don't fink dat it's weally fair, but dat's life!!

Jay will be in between 2-3am. So mommie says dat when we go to bed it won't be long and dey will be at our house!! I can't wait! I hope dat Jay brings me a new football!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is a picture ob all ob us meeting!!!

2006-09-30T14:50:00.000-06:00

IMG_2812, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Mommie wet us meet dis new widdle baby (dat still doesn't hab a name!!) We sniffed him up and I eben wicked him and he seemed to wike dat okay!! He's a pretty nice widdle hedgie!!

Eben Frogknot is feeling a widdle better about dis whole fing now!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is da pinto dat mommie got!!

2006-09-30T10:50:00.000-06:00

IMG_2785, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

He's a widdle baby hedgehog!! He's called a pinto because ob da way he's colored! He's got big white spots!!

We fink dat he's cute, but Frogknot is weally scared ob him!!

Your pal,

Baywee

You will never believe dis!!!!!!!!

2006-09-29T20:02:00.000-06:00

Mommie's birfday is coming up soon (October) and she decided dat for her birthday dat she was getting a Pinto!!! I neber saw a pinto before!!! Froggie said dat he's seen pintos before in a book dat he ate. He sad dat Pintos are painted ponies!! I wanted a pony for Christmas!! Dis is great!!!!! I gotta pony!!!!!!!

Wait...

No....

Mommie said dat it's a Pinto alwight, but it's not a pony!!! I don't know what dis fing is!! It eats food and dwinks water!!

What can it be???

Your puzzled widddle Fwiend,

Baywee

Dis is just wrong!!!

2006-09-27T20:06:00.000-06:00

Now dat it's getting colder mommie hung up some stuff for da birds to eat. Well, I've been twying and twying to figure out a way to get up dere and get my fair share.

I'be been asking and asking and dey won't eben knock anyfing down for me! I might starve down here on da ground! Dis just isn't fair at all!!

Den to make matters worse da Backyard squirrel got up dere and he attacked da bird feeder! It was a good fing dat da birds weren't around! He was wike an animal up dere!!

I wanted to squirt him wiff our hose, but mommie already unplugged it. Since I don't hab opposable thumbs (does anyone eben know what dat means?? I don't know why we hab such big words anyway!) I can't hook up da hose and squirt him! Finally, I barked and mommie came out and she saw dat da squirrel was attacking da bird food so she moved da food out where no one can get it! Dat doesn't mean dat I won't keep wooking for ways dough!!

Me and Frogknot were going to color, but someone in our house (it wasn't me or mommie) ATE our crayons!! I fink dat's coming out ob Froggie's allowance!!

Froggie's weg is much better today! He doesn't seem to be hurting as much! We're gwad! (dat whinning was somefing else I tell you!!)

Lub,

Baywee

I had nuffin to do wiff dis!!

2006-09-25T17:48:00.000-06:00

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Dis was not my fault!!!

2006-09-25T17:24:00.001-06:00

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!

I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!

I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Dis was not my fault!!!

2006-09-25T17:24:00.000-06:00

When mommie got home from work today she saw dat widdle Frogknot didn't want to put his back foot down at all!! She picked him up and wooked at him and she couldn't find anyfing wrong at all except dat his weg wouldn't do down and he cried!! So mommie called da doctor weal quick and asked if she could bring da widdle tadpole ob mine in for a quick visit. Da doctor checked him all out and she finks dat he has a soft tissue sprain dat he probably got from JUMPING down off ob somefing (See, he wasn't PUSHED!) So mommie has to watch him for a few days and see how dat wimp does. Den if he still has it in a few days den we hab to take him back and get x-rays done!!

I told mommie dat we shoulda got a horse or a llama or somefing else!! It's hard waising puppies!! Dis has been one ob my hardest jobs eber!!!

I hab to go wook at him again. I fink dat maybe we'll do somefing easy wike color in our coloring books!

Your pal,

Baywee <--da puppy nurse

Hmmmmm.....

2006-09-20T15:55:00.000-06:00

Why does eberybody always bwame da widdle puppy??? I don't fink dat dis is very fair!!

Mommie came home and she's bwaming me for somfing else now!!! How come I always get all da bwame??? Anyway, mommie found a widdle, TINY hole in her new recliner!!

Dis is da hole:

First I twied to bwame it on Baywee, but mommie said dat dere is no way dat Baywee's big teef made dose widdle tiny holes. So den I fought fast and I remembered da whole story!! Here's da deal!!

I was sitting up IN da chair:

And da backyard squirrel came ober for lunch!! Well, we had some peanut butter sandwiches dat Baywee made for us. Well, some ob my peanut butter weaked out and da backyard squirrel was just twying to cwean up da mess!!! I don't fink dat he meant to catch his widdle teef on mommie's chair, but he must hab done dat by accident!! Dis wooks totally wike an accident to me!! I'm sure dat no one meant to take out dis widdle tiny corner ob da chair (besides, it didn't taste dat great anyway!!!)

Hey Santa!! I'm being a weally good boy!! Just ask Baywee!!! (don't ask mommie wight now!!)

Your pal,

Baywee

Do you eber want to say enough is enough??

2006-09-18T20:16:00.000-06:00

My creation, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Okay, dis is just getting silly now!!! What am I doing on dis billboard!! I wike chikin (we eben had chikin tonight for dinner) but I also wike steak!! In fact! I wike steak better den chikin!!

Now can I get a new costume??

Your pal,

Frogknot

Dis is Frogknot and I need a lawyer!!

2006-09-17T15:13:00.000-06:00

Dis is just wrong!!!! I am not a cow!!! I am a boy! I don't eben fink dat boys can be cows!! I fink dat I hab a really good case here!! I can probably win millions wiff all dat pain and suffering stuff.

Dis is what mommie did to me dis morning:

I'm not going to moo to you so just forget about dat happening!

Therapy!! I know I 'm going to need therapy after this!!

I'm feeling kind ob pathetic right now... Anyone gotta tweat to cheer a widdle fellow up?

I don't fink dat I've done anyfing bad enough to warrent dis kind ob treatment!! I fink I need a new home!!!

Oh wait!!

Ummm...

Neber mind about da new home fingie!! Mommie's calling and she bought us weally cool new chew bones!! Maybe I'll do all ob dis stuff wader... After my bone and my snuggle wiff mommie while she watches da broncos pway.

Your pal,

Frogknot

We are going out today!!!

2006-09-17T08:56:00.000-06:00

Mommie told me wast night dat me and Froggie are going to Petsmart today!! We need our nails trimmed up and we haben't seen our friends in about 6 weeks now! Mommie said dat we also get to pick out what we want for treats and maybe eben get a toy!! I lub toys!!! Halloween is right around da corner so i fink dat we're going to wook at costumes too. I hate dressing up, but I don't fink dat Frogknot knows better so I fink dat I'm just going to point out da weally cute WIDDLE costumes. Den maybe mommie will take da hint dat Baywee only wikes to wear her football jerseys!! Speaking of football jerseys I need to get a new Champ Baywee jersey. Mine seems to have shrunk a widdle bit ober da wast year. It's kind ob tight on me. I don't know how dat happened. Mommie suggested dat it might be too many tweets and weft-obers (wike when she brings home weft-ober steak.) I fink dat she's wrong dough. It can't be from dat - I fink dat da shirt shrank by magic!! We hab to go to Target to get my shirt - dey don't sell Champ Baywee Bronco jerseys at Petsmart! Mommie has to remember to do dat da next time she's at da store. I fink dat I better write it on her list!

Frogknot is barking at da backyard squirrel! I habe to go check out dis action! Froggie is fast! I fink dat he might get dat squirrel one ob dese days!

Your pal,

Baywee

Dis is my very best fwiend, Jaycie

2006-09-13T21:28:00.000-06:00

She's a widdle older den me, she's 8 years old! I weally hope dat by da time I get to be 8 dat I can sing wike Jaycie!! You gotta hear dis voice! It will gibe you goose bumps! (I'm not sure dat dere is a cure for goose bumps so be aware!!) Dis is good stuff!

Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot Falls!

2006-09-13T05:44:00.000-06:00

No wait!!! He was pushed!!! Dis is da truth!! Froggie was being a good boy busy sweeping under da covers wast night. (now you know why he was a good boy, Froggie was sweeping!!!) Den it happened!!! Mommie had to get outta bed and Frogknot was sweeping right by mommie's feet. When mommie pulled her wegs out ob da covers poor widdle Frogknot got pushed right out ob bed!! Mommie jumped right up, picked him up, den shoved him back under da covers. Here's da weird fingie. I don't eben fink dat Frogknot remembers!!! I asked him and he finks dat it might hab been a dream or somefing!!

Santa's offical countdown says:
102 Days, 19 hours, 16 minutes and 43 seconds until Santa comes!!

Your pal,

Baywee

9/11 - Never Forget

2006-09-11T05:42:00.000-06:00

9-11, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

What were you doing dat day?

Your pals,

Froggie and Baywee

Is Froggie a good boy, or a bad boy???

2006-09-10T08:24:00.000-06:00

Dis is da question ob da morning!!! Here are two examples:

1. Frogknot got into a closet in mommie's office and he got a box ob crayons off ob da shelf. He had dem spread all ober da libingroom floor and my lubseat. I fink dat he was trying to implicate me in dis dastardly crime!!! Mommie didn't go for dat dough. She knew dat Frogknot was da guilty party!! I don't know exactly how mommie knows dese fings, but she does!! I sometimes fink dat she has eyes in da back ob her head because sometimes I'm trying to do somefing and she doesn't eben turn around and she'll say somefing wike "Baywee, being a bad girl is a bad idea. I would advise against dat action." So den I fink about it for a second and try to decide, did she really see me and is dis fing worth getting into trouble ober? So dose are da big questions in my life!!

2. Frogknot did not go to da potty anywhere in da house except for his one remaining potty pad. Eberyfing was outside. For dis we are grateful!! I want to know: are all widdle doggies dis hard to housebreak??? Mommie said dat Arizona was bery easy and Ari taught me. I neber eber had an accident in mommie's house. Frogknot didn't want to follow me out da doggie door. Dis is one weird widdle puppy!! I'd say "Wet's go outside, Frogknot" and he'd say "no, it's too big outside!! I wike it right here in da house!" Anyway, I fink dat we're habing a big celebration in our house today. I fink dat we might hab thousands ob guests!! Or at weast one maybe!!

Dis is your fwiend Baywee who didn't eben chew up one crayon dis morning!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Mommie took dis picture ob me dis morning

2006-09-09T11:28:00.000-06:00

IMG_2014, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

I fought it was a weally nice picture ob me. It brings out my curious side!

Me and Froggie hab been waying out on da deck all morning. We're trying to get all ob summer dat we can before it starts to get weally cold out!! I don't fink dat Froggie remembers anyfing about cold or snow!

Your pal,

Baywee

It's snowing, it's snowing, the old man is...

2006-09-08T16:13:00.000-06:00

Hmmm.. I don't know a word dat will rhyme wiff dat!

Well, it's snowing, but it's not snowing at my house... yet!!!! It's cold dough and it's raining!! Da news report showed how it was snowing up in da mountains! Dat is one ob da fingies dat we lub best about wibing in Colorado!! I wike snow. I fink dat Frogknot will wike it too! He was too young wast year to weally remember snow!

So, do you want to know a funny fing dat my mommie did today??? Well, inbetween our rain showers she took a bucket ob soapy water out and she brushed it all ober our dirty car!! Den when da next rain started a few minutes later it washed all da bubbles off da car!! I fought dat was weally smart!! Mommie didn't care about getting da car shiny cwean dis time, but we just had to get all dat back road, dirt road, dirt off ob da car. I fink dat it wooks weally nice now!! It sure wooks cwean to me!!

Dis is one creative mommie dat I hab!!

You pal,

Baywee

YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!

2006-09-04T12:05:00.001-06:00

Wast night Froggie had to get up and go potty, just wike he does on most nights!! Dis time dough it was a widdle bit different!! Mommie picked up da widdle puppy piddle pads and moved eberyfing to da garage, so dis time instead ob heading for da baffroom dis good widdle puppy ob mine followed me outside!! He didn't want to follow me all da way outside (somefing about being a widdle puppy and being afraid ob dat dark and eagles and stuff wike dat), but dat's okay He did his widdle puppy fing in da garage on his widdle pads!! Dis is good progress!! We are very proud ob our widdle tadpole!! Dis is my good puppy!!!

Your pal,

Baywee

YAY! Frogknot is a good boy!!!

2006-09-04T12:05:00.000-06:00

Star Wars - The Real Story

2006-09-02T11:31:00.000-06:00

Star Wars - The Real Story, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

Someone in my family finks dat dey are very funny!!! I fink dat Frogknot made dis poster. He's mad because he still doesn't get treats wike I do!! Well, if he wouldn't gobble dem down and den choke he'd get more treats!!

I wonder what I'll be for Halloween dis year!!! I fink dat Frogknot needs to go as frankenstein!!

It's waining here and it's cold too!! I'm not getting in any deck time dis morning. I don't weally wike dat much!! Before we know it we'll hab snow again! I do wike dat okay! :)

Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot is a bad boy

2006-08-27T14:03:00.000-06:00

I had nuffin to do wiff dis eber!!! I was taking a nice widdle nap on da deck when dis maddness happened!! Mommie was awake dough and she caught dese candid photos!!

Da good fing about dis whole mess was dat it did keep Frogknot quiet for a widdle while!! It sure did make a big mess dough!! I'm glad dat I didn't hab to pick anyfing up!! Dat's not my job!

and now I'm going back to finish my nap!

Your pal,

Baywee da good bully and dat bad puppy ob mine, Frogknot!!

Bees do more den buzz!!!

2006-08-22T19:03:00.000-06:00

Dis is a fact dat I know first hand!! Wast night I stepped on a bee and he stung me on my foot!! I did not fink dat dis was a fair tactic at all!! I didn't mean to step on dat bee! It was an accident! Dat is da truth!!

I wan in from da deck to tell mommie dat my foot hurt! First she wooked at it. No Blood. Dat is always a good fing!! Den she started to soak it in hot water to see if she could get da stinger fingie out ob my paw. While she was doing dat she also got me some benedryl because my widdle foot was swelling up.

After dat eberyfing is a widdle fuzzy. I started to pant, den I started to pant weally hard. Den before I eben knew it I was struggling to breath!!! Mommie grabbed da keys and she ranned me right ober to da emergency room. During da car ride I could barely breath!! Mommie was weally worried dat I wouldn't make da ride to da emergency room, but I kept twying to whisper "just dribe faster, mommie!!"

When we got dere da doctors saw me wight away! Den wouldn't wet mommie come back wiff me dough. Dat made mommie a widdle bit scared. She wanted to stay wright wiff me. I don't remember eberyfing dat da doctor's did because mommie wasn't dere to help me remember. I do know dat dey got my airways open and den I was finally able to get a good breath. Dey also gabe me THREE SHOTS!! I did not fink dat dis was fair at all!!!! After all, I just got stung by a bee which feels just wike a shot, den dey gibe me more shots! What is up wiff dat??? Once I was able to start breathing again den dey started to work on my widdle foot. Dey found dat stinger and got it out. I was weally glad for dat!!! Den dey wet me go see mommie again!! Boff mommie and I were glad about dat!!

I had to stay at da hospital for a while so dat dey could monitor my breathing. Den dey finally wet me go home, but Mommie had to watch for my breathing in case I had dat fing called a relapse. We didn't fall asleep until 2am!!

Dis was not a fun experience at all. I would advise all my fwiends dat if you see a bee don't step on him!! Just wet him walk on by before you twy to walk!! Dat is best for eberyone!!

Your sore will foot pal,

Baywee

We had a nice weekend!!!

2006-08-20T19:58:00.000-06:00

Me and Froggie are weally glad dat mommie is home from Tucson!!! Mommie got to see her two wegged kids and dis made her weally happy! She wiked pwaying wiff three year old Haywee and she also wiked holding da widdle tator tot baby too!! Mommie bought dem wots ob toys and just stuff!! I fink dat da only part ob da trip dat mommie didn't wike was da fwying. Da pwane wasn't weally big and security was weally tight at DIA. Oh, and she didn't wike dat she got a ticket on her car when she got hom either!!! Dis was a bit unfair!! Da ticket was for expired pwates. Da police man (who wrote dis ticket at 4am) said dat da pwates expire 02/06 - but according to da sticker on mommie's car and on dat widdle piece ob paper dat she carries in da car, she expires 02/07. Mommie called da number on da ticket and some wady told her dad she would hab to write a wedder explaining why she shouldn't hab to pay dis ticket. Mommie thought dat was too much work for somefing dat she didn't eben do wrong in da first pwace. Da solution to dis whole mess was to make a copy ob da registration and den she also took a picture ob da back ob da car!!! Den she circled dat pwace where it said "07" wiff a marker and stuffed boff fings into da envelope for da ticket. Hopefully dey can see da error ob dere ways!!!

Oh, and mommie brought home a bag ob toys and tweets for me and da Tadpole!! We were pretty happy about dat!! Toys are one ob our very favorite fings!!

Frogknot gets his hair cut next weekend!! I can't wait to see what dey do to him dis time!! Sometimes I wish dat I had hair wike Frogknot has!!! But den on da ober hand, I don't hab to worry about all da tangles he sometimes gets in his hair. And I fink dat he gets weally hot too. I fink dat I'm glad I'm a bully!!

Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot got a present in the mail today!

2006-08-15T19:21:00.000-06:00

Frogknot got a widdle handmade blanket today. One side was all different colorful frogs and da uber side was a solid green. It is so beautiful! Our friend, Stephanie made it for Frogknot!

Dis is somefing dat I fought dat Frogknot should share wiff her bestest older sister, Baywee (dat's me!!)

So we fought for it.. but in a nice widdle pwayful way!

I don't know who won, but we boff had a wot ob fun!!! We're going to sweep wiff dis nice soft blanket tonight!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Dis is visual proof dat Frogknot is a bad boy!!

2006-08-06T09:45:00.000-06:00

See, I'm not just making dis stuff up!!! Dis is a "bad to da bone" kinda boy!!

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Frogknot got a baff dis morning and so he's been wild and out ob control since den!! He wasn't eben trying to eat dese leaves, all he wanted to do was pull all da leaves off ob da tomato plant.

Frogknot and Baywee go for a ride!

2006-08-05T17:44:00.000-06:00

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Frogknot's video is a widdle short because he was in da backseat and it was hard to film.

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Dis is me sitting nice in da seat. I lub going bye-bye!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Froggie

Dis is an INJUSTICE!!!

2006-08-05T11:17:00.000-06:00

Do you see a injustice in dis picture????????????

Wook closely!!!!!!!!!!

FROG HAS A BONE AND I DON'T HAB A BONE!!!!!!

Dis is just not right!!!!! Mommie, go to da store and get me a new bone too!!

(PS - I did hab a bone, but I ate mine way faster. Dis still isn't fair dough! I'm bigger! I should hab two or three bones!!)

Your pal

Baywee <--- dis is one crabby bullie right now!!

Annabelle won!!!!

2006-08-01T17:36:00.000-06:00

Dis is my fwiend, Annabelle:

Her mommie entered her into a contest wiff dis picture and SHE WON!! We are so happy for her!!

Yay Annabelle!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

Vote for our friend, Annabelle!!

2006-07-31T20:03:00.000-06:00

This is the cutest little bulldog you eber did see!

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Dis is da life!!

2006-07-29T09:24:00.000-06:00

IMG_1051, originally uploaded by scribbledpaper.

It's Saturday and I don't hab to do nuffin!!! Mommie is scoopin poop, mowing da grass and being a weed murderer. Me and Froggie don't hab to do any ob dat dough! Dat is one ob da best fings about being a dog!!

It doesn't get better den dis!

Your pal,

Baywee

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!!

2006-07-27T05:41:00.000-06:00

Dis is Baywee!! Today we woke up to wots ob thunder and lightening!! I'm not scared ob dat stuff, but I sure don't want to go out side. I mean, come on, would you wanna go outside and pee in dat kind ob weather??? I don't fink dat it's funny at all so I decided dat I'm just going to stay in bed until da weather lets up!! Den I'll fink about getting up!! I don't hab to worry about dese kinds ob fings wike mommie does!! I'm a dog! I don't hab to get up!!! Froggie has to get up dough. He's a dog, but he just wants to annoy me. How can I sweep when dis widdle puppy ob mine just wants to wick me in da face??? Dis just isn't right!!!!! I need my beauty sweep!!!!

I just heard more thunder - I'm getting under da covers now!

Your pal,

Baywee

I went to a yorkie meet-up today!!

2006-07-23T21:03:00.000-06:00

And dis is da fing - I wasn't eben dat scared!! I warmed up really fast and I had wots ob fun wiff all my widdle fwiends! We had wots to do and pway wiff! Dere was eben a swimming pool dat mommie frew me into!! At first I didn't fink dat was very fair, but it felt pretty good so I excused her for dat bad behavior! Dere was eben a cake for us to eat!! It was in da shape ob a bone and it was so YUMMY! It had cream cheese in it! I lub cream cheese!

I am so tired now! It took almost an hour to get dere and den home again. I swept all da way home so dat wasn't too bad. I fought it was a fast ride home! Mommie took some pictures if anyone wants to see dem. Dey are on our flickr site:

Click here: Yorkie_Meet-up_July_2006

Your pal,

Frogknot

PS - Baywee had a weally nice day wiff out me dis afternoon. She said dat it was nice to take a nap wiff out habing a puppy nagging her. Whateber dat means!!

YAY For Frogknot!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-20T05:35:00.000-06:00

Dis is Frogknot and I want to announce to da world dat I am a good boy!!!! Dis is very official!!! Mommie told me wast night "FroggieKnottyBoy, you are such a good boy!!!" Now da reason for all dis is because one ob us in dis house (dat's me!!!) has no had an accident in three days now!!!! Wast Sunday mommie picked up da tarps dat she had on da carpet dat were protecting her carpet from dis widdle puppy and said, "Dat's it Frog, Now dis is what da carpet wooks wike. DON'T PEE ON IT!!!" I can't beweive dat she eben covered da carpet up wiff tarps and we've lived dat way, but mommie weally didn't want me to ruin anyfing (wike a cute widdle puppy wike me could eber ruin anyfing!!! And chewing up dat carpet in dat one widdle space weally doesn't count. Besides, it's only da size ob a quarter and da carpet wasn't exactly on da floor, it was on da stairs!!! We can't talk about it dough. Mommie is still a widdle bit bitter about dat!!!)

I am pretty proud ob myself!! I am Frogknot da big boy!! (well, unless somefing in da backyard scares me and I need to bark and run for mommie, but dat stuff neber counts in my book!!!)

PS - Baywee is happy dat she doesn't hab to walk on dose tarps anymore!!

Your pal,

Frogknot

I fink dat I'm dying here!!!!

2006-07-15T14:19:00.000-06:00

It's 99 degrees and dat is way to hot for dis bully!!!! I don't fink dat I wike dis one bit!!!!! I only spend a few minutes outside den I know dat I hab to come right back in!!! Dis seriously spoils my fun time!! It also means dat I can't sit on da deck. I don't wike dis one bit!! Mommie said dat dis kind ob hot doesn't stay wiff us for to long, but as far as I'm concerned one day is wong enough! I don't eben get to go bye-byes wiff mommie because it's just to hot. Eben wiff air conditioning it's TO HOT!!

Mommie did say dat I can pway in da hose wader, den maybe we can hab some ice cream. Dat would be helpful in improving my mood. For now we're staying inside where it's nice and cool!!

Your pal,

Baywee

PS: Frogknot was a bad boy. (but when isn't Frogknot a bad boy?)

I stayed up all night wast night!!!!

2006-07-09T08:04:00.000-06:00

Jay is home dis weekend for another one ob his friend's wedding. On Friday night he went to a Rockie's game. Den wast night dere was dis big fight on PPV. Jay and his fweiends twied to find a pwace where dey could see da fight for free, but eber da pwaces were already filled up or dey weren't showing it. Den Jay called mommie and mommie said "Jay, just bring your friends home and we'll order it. Jay fought dat was a good idea, but he didn't want to do it because by da time dey got here it da best stuff would be ober. Mommie (feeling wike a superhero, well, she is in my eyes anyway. I always hab a full dish ob food, clean water and new toys, but dat's a whole different story!!!) said "Do not fear, young grasshopper!! I'll order and den turn on da dvr!!!"

Mommie had pretty good timing, she missed da first fight and one round ob da second fight. All da boys came home and started da fight from da begining. Me and Froggie got to stay up wiff da boys!! Froggie only wasted until 3am and den he was a lightweight and gabe up and went to bed. I stayed up da whole time!! Dey eben went to Taco Bell and gabe me dere weftobers!! I wanted a taste ob dere beer too, but Jay wouldn't gibe me any. Mommie told him dat if he shared anyfing wike dat wiff me and I barfed den he was going to be very busy cweaning up carpets and floors. Jay said dat he's not into cweaning barf, so he wouldn't share.

Da boys are sweeping right now. I want to wake eberyone up, but mommie says to wait just a widdle while.

Frogknot doesn't know all da fun he missed just cause he went to bed!!

waff

Your pal,

Baywee

We gotta call wast night during da fireworks!!!!!

2006-07-05T15:38:00.000-06:00

Widdle Tincup's (mommie weally did forget to eben ask his name!!) mommie called us!! We did find out dat he was 12 years old dough! Mommie knew dat he was an older guy!! Da girl got our name from da emergency room cause mommie weft all our info dere! Mommie gabe her da phone number for da police and gabe dem da name ob da rescue person (Heather.) Da girl dat called was maybe 12-14 years old (mommie fought dat it was impolite to ask her) and da girl related all da info back to her mommie. Dey were so happy to get dere widdle doggie back. Wike mommie fought, dey were frantic and very worried!! We are so happy dat dey got dere baby back!! Parker road is a very dangerous road!!

Dis was one almost happy ending!! I didn't get to keep him, but he is where he is loved!! Dis is important!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

P.S. Dear Mutley's mommie. My mommie was happy to read your note! She said dat she's gwad dat da Mutley's are alive but she won't tell me what dis is all about!! Dis is a big mystery to me, but mommie did give me a funny wook wike I might die!! HELP!

waff!

I'm a good girl!

Now Mommie did somefing wrong!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-04T16:42:00.000-06:00

What is wrong around here?????????? Am I da only good one in my house??? First it was Frogknot who was bad and now it's mommie!!! Dis is just an outrage!! I don't fink dat mommie should get any treats or anyfing!! Dis is it!!Mommie was dribing home from da grocery store and as she was turning off da four lane highway, Parker Road she spied somefin!! She saw a widdle dog heading up da hill towards dis dangerous road!!! Mommie pulled off wight away and den she called for dis widdle doggie. She eben told him dat she had tweets!! Dis weally interested da doggie so he turned away from da dangerous road and slowly came to mommie!! She got weally low so dat da doggie wouldn't be scare ob her. He finall came up to her so she petted him. Den finally she picked him up and put him in da car. She drobe him right ober to da doggie emergency room and dey wooked him ober and checked for a chip, but he didn't hab anyfing!! No collar, tags or eben a chip!! I know dat dose chips hurt, but dis is da very reason why doggies need chips! He got a drink ob water while he was dere, den da nurse told her what to do next.

Mommie brought da widdle fellow home wiff her and she gabe him more water (he was weally hot and thirsty!!) I was finking dat we were going to get a new sibling!! Dis would not be a bad fing, but den mommie did da unfinkable!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE CALLED DA POLICE ON DIS POOR WIDDLE DOGGIE!!!!!!!!!

What did dis doggie eber do wrong to get da police called on him???? I was shocked!!!! I fought dat I was going to get to keep him!!! I eben named him and eberyfing!! Isn't it true dat if you name somefing dat you get to keep it??????? His name is Tincup!!!! Dis is a wonderful name for a cute widdle doggie!! Dere is a widdle mountain town named Tincup!!! It was a perfect name for dis sweet widdle puppy! Dis was my dog!!

Mommie told me dat da nurse in da emergency room told her to call da police. She said dat dey would be able to take dis widdle fellow, my fwiend, Tincup, to a rescue wady and she would take care ob da doggie while dey search for his mommie.

I am gwad dat Tincup is safe, but I sure would rather him be safe at my house!! Dis is just wrong!! Mommie said dat I should be happy. I hab Frogknot. Well, I fought dat Tincup could take Toby's pwace. Mommie says dat Toby is not replacable because he wasn't ours to begin wiff.

I'm a widdle crabby, but I sure am gwad dat mommie saved dis widdle fellow from certain death!

Your pal,

Baywee

Frogknot is in weally big trouble!!!!

2006-07-04T10:56:00.000-06:00

Dis is a fact!!!

Frogknot was a bad boy!!! Mommie is weally mad at him!! He doesn't even fink dat he did anyfing wrong, dis bad widdle puppy ob mine! Mommie was just heading up da stairs from da family room and she wooked down and found dat bad boy Frogknot chewed up da berber carpet!! Dere were big strands pulled out on the side ob da bottom stair. Mommie had to get sissors and cut da big strands off so it's down to bare backing in a widdle spot. I can't even believe how bad he was!!! I neber eber did anyfing wike dis... well, except for dat time dat I ate mommie's BRAND NEW COUCH. But dat weally wasn't my fault. Dat was mommie's fault because she bought dat couch and it just wooked so good to eat!!

Anyway, Frogknot is waying low today wich is a good fing for him!! We don't need anymore trouble around here! Mommie caught a bad cold and she weally needs her west. I fink dat mommie should wock Froggie up in his widdle jail box, but so far dat hasn't happened. She's got her eye on him dough. He is waying on da deck wiff me.

I'm weally glad dat mommie didn't yell at me today!! I was a good girl!

Your pal,

Baywee

Me and Froggie pwaying

2006-07-02T09:34:00.000-06:00

Dis is me playing landshark!! Silly widdle Froggie was wicking my ear!

Knock - Knock
Who's dere?

LAND SHARK!

Dis is my toy and I'm not wetting go ob it!! Well, unless mommie says dat magic word
"Tweet?" Den I will wet go and wun wike crazy!! I neber turn down a tweet!

We got to pway in da water too. See how wet we are??? And mommie learned her wesson! She stayed on da deck and sprayed da hose while we wan in da water in da yard! Dis is a safety first issue!! Mommie's hand is much better now. You can't eben tell dat she got bit!!

Your pals,

Baywee and Frogknot

I'm in big trouble!!!!!!!!

2006-06-28T20:03:00.000-06:00

Dis is it!!! Santa isn't going to come next Christmas!! I know dis for sure!!! I weally, weally messed up dis time!!!

Dis is what happened. Mommie was in da backyard wiff one ob my most favorite toys ob all. She had da hose out and she was squirting da grass and stuff wike dat. Well, I lub da hose! I always chase da water and it makes mommie waff and waff!!! So mommie started to move da house so dat I could chase it around. We were habing a wot ob fun for a few minutes den it happened!! Mommie moved da hose and I jumped for it. Instead ob biting da water dough, I bit down on mommie's HAND!!!!!!! I wasn't eben finking about how hard I was biting or anyfing! I was just pwaying!! Anyway, mommie ended up wiff three puncture wounds on da top ob her hand and one puncture wound on her palm between her thumb and index finger. It bled for a bit, but mommie manged to get it all cleaned up den dumbed a wot ob proxide on da wounds and wapped dem up after putting a wot ob triple antibiotic cream. I'm weally wucky dat mommie doesn't hab to go to da doctor because mommie doesn't hab insurance until Saturday, July 1st. (new job - so hab to wait for new insurance to start!!)

I fought for sure dat mommie was going to yell at me, but weally, dis was her fault!!! When we pway dis game she usually stands on da deck so dat I hab pwenty ob room to chase da water and bite it. Mommie doesn't belong down wiff me when we pway dis game!!

I weally hope dat Santa was wooking da ober way tonight!!!

Now I gotta go sit by mommie cause I wub her wots!!

(Can anyone fink ob a way dat I can bwame dis on Froggie??? Now dat I don't hab dat bad keekat ob mine I don't hab a good pwace to put any bwame!!!)

Lub,

Baywee <----Dis is da girl wiff strong teeff!!

We had such a great weekend!!!

2006-06-26T05:36:00.000-06:00

Jay was so happy to see me!!! I fink dat I was probably the biggest weason why he came home (well, besides dat wedding dat I didn't get to go to!) Jay lubed widdle Frogknot too!! Lori wanted to take Froggie home wiff her, but mommie said nope! I was a widdle bit gwad for dat! I kinda am getting used to pwaying, eating and sweeping wiff dat widdle tadpole!!

Mommie got to do wots ob stuff wiff Jay dat we didn't get to do. I couldn't go because, first off, dere was no room in da car for me, and second, because I don't do dat good in all dat heat! Froggie didn't get to go because I wasn't allowed. Dat seemed fair to me!!

Mommie and all da visitors (at one time we had 6 kids including Jay staying at our house) did a wot ob fings! Wiff da visitors dey went to Red Rocks and Lookout Mountain. Den wiff just Jay and Lori dey went to St Mary's Glacier. Mommie said dat it was weally cool! Dey went all da way to da top where da wake is, den crossed ober and pwayed on da glacier snow. Mommie took wots ob pictures!! You can see dem here if you want:

Pictures

Mommie has to run to work and I gotta hit da wubseat!

Your pal,

Baywee

Guess what????????????

2006-06-23T08:46:00.000-06:00

Jay is home and he brought Lori and two ober friends!! Dey got home yesterday way early in da morning (I fink dat dey woke us up at around 1:00am.) I was so excited to see Jay!!! Frogknot got to meet him for da first time too!! Jay is home because one ob his buddies is getting married. Tonight is da big night for dat! Mommie is going to take wots ob pictures ob dis big event!!
Den tomorrow dey are going to a pwace called "St_Mary's_Glacier"

Me and Froggie hab to stay home dough. Mommie said dat Froggie is too widdle to go, and it's too much for a bulldog. She said dat she doesn't want me to hab a heart attack exerting all dat energy. She said dat I am good at couching it so dat is where she wants me to be. I can just guard da lubseat!

Lori was doing her nails yesterday so mommie took a picture ob her

I'll post some pictures wader ob my bestest two wegger broder, Jay!!! (yes, i know dat he is also my only two wegger broder, but he's still my best!!!)

Lub,

Baywee and Frogknot

Baby bluejay

2006-06-17T10:20:00.000-06:00

Here are pictures ob our widdle fwiend, da baby bluejay

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We're so proud of him!! Right now he's sitting under a bush in da front yard (where dat bad tadpole can't weach him.) His mommie and Daddy are sitting up in da tree above and dey are talking to each ober! Den da backyard squirel had to come around run and take a wook too! Da big birds won't wet dat squirrel get near da baby dough! Dey are very smart!

Your pal,

Baywee

I got shot in my butt!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-12T19:26:00.000-06:00

Dis is true!!!!!!!!!

I got shot in my butt!!!!!!!

Mommie scheduled me for my annual check-up. She also had dem check out my poor widdle paws!! I scrapped dem (wike a rug burn) when I dug dat big hole to china in my back yard ober da weekend. Mommie has been soaking my poor feetsies in da bafftub. Dat hasn't been so bad because I wike water anyway, and it's nice warm water so I don't mind hanging out dere... Anyway, my doctor gabe me a couple ob shots wight in my butt!!! Dat kinda hurt, but she made up for it by telling me dat I was her most favorite dog around. She had to whisper it in my ear dough because Frogknot had to come to da doctor's office wiff me!!

Da weason why Frogknot had to come was because when mommie came home to pick me up poor widdle Frogknot cried and whimpered. He wan around in widdle circles shaking his head. Mommie wooked to see if a bug bit him, but she couldn't see anyfing so she grabbed Frogknot's leash and took him wiff us. Frogknot didn't eben hab an appointment, but da doctor saw Froggie before she eben saw me!!!!!!! I didn't weally fink dat was fair, but den she told me dat she did dat because he's a baby and he was cwying. She said dat when I was a baby she did da same fing for me. I felt a widdle better about dat. Frogknot didn't get any shots, but he did get some drops dat mommie has to put in his ears twice a day.

Da doctor told me dat I shouldn't dig holes anymore. Not eben if I want to go to china. She also told me dat I should keep on soaking my feet for da next few days. Dat should help to make dem feel better. She didn't gib me any cream for dem because wike she told my mom "baywee would just wick if off anyway." She knows me weally good!! I would wick it off!!! She also told mommie dat I am starting to develop some arthritis in my back knee. Me and mommie were both shocked!! I am only four and a half!! Dis doesn't seem weally fair!!

Well, I hab to go. Frogknot is chasing his tail and I want to see who wins. Frogknot or da tail!!

Lub,

Baywee

Dis wasn't my birfday....

2006-06-10T21:05:00.000-06:00

but it kind ob felt wike it!!!

First fings first. Well, dis weekend is Parker Days. They have renamed it "Parker County Festival" but dose ob us dat hab wived in Parker for a wong time know it's just "Parker Days!" Dat means dat it's a great big carnival!! I weally wanted to go, but I neber get to go. Mommie always says: "Baywee, it's too hot and dere weally isn't anyfing for dogs to do. I know dat wots ob people do bring dere dogs, but dose poor dogs wook so hot and unhappy." So mommie finks dat we are much happier at home.

Mommie hasn't been to Parker Days in a wot ob years. She always says dat dere are too many people and it's too hot and all dat. Well, dis afternoon she decided dat she wanted to go walk around and take some pictures. She wikes architecture and she weally wanted to take pictures ob da farris wheel. Especially dat Farris wheel!! Mommie came home wiff TONS ob pictures and me and Froggie had fun wooking at dem!! Here is a show ob dem if you'd wike to see dem:

Parker_Days

Mommie took pictures of our town too. We hab a wot ob everyfing here! It's a nice pwace to lib!

Den when mommie was finished showing us da pictures and uploading dem, den she said dose magic words... "Bayweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, do you want to go bye-bye????" I wan my widdle bully butt to da front door so fast dat widdle Froggie didn't eben know what was happening. In times wike dis it's all bullies for demselves!!! So do you want to know where mommie took us??? She took us to my very favorite pwace!!!!!!!!! We went to MCDONALDS!!! I got a double cheese burger, minus a few widdle bites dat mommie gabe to Frogknot. Dis was Frogknot's first time at McDonalds! He weally wiked it!!

Oh da ober big news is dat mommie ordered her new camera today!! Dis is what she ordered:
New_Camera

I can't wait because I know dat me and Frogknot are usually da stars when mommie takes pictures!! We are going to wook amazing wiff dat fingie!!

Well, dat was our day!!

Baywee and Frogknot

Frogknot is a wucky boy!!!!

2006-06-06T17:15:00.000-06:00

Dis is da fing - mommie went outside to drag dose darn trashcans to da curb cause Tuesday is always trash pick up day. Well, she was only outside for about free minutes when Frogknot got himself into BIG, I mean WEALLY BIG trouble!!!

Dis bad widdle puppy ob mine managed to get ahold ob da string for da blinds in da wivingroom. Dere is only one window dat we actually hab access to and dis happens to be da window. We can't reach anyfing else. Anway, mommie was outside dragging dose trashcans out and Froggie got da string and he ended up all tangled up!! When mommie came in she knew somefing was wrong right away because dis bad puppy always comes to greet her (I fink dat he's stuck to her wike glue) and he didn't come wunning. She wooked towards da libingroom and she saw him struggling on da couch and she heard him making dis widdle cwying noise dat sounded somefing wike "I'm choking, mommie, save me!!!!"

Well, mommie is very smart, she didn't make a big rush at him because she was afraid dat he might try to leap off of da lubseat and that would hang him, so she approched quietly and snagged him from behind. Den she untangled him and once he had dat bad string off ob his throat den he coughed a widdle bit and den he discovered dat his airway was free again. Mommie wooked him all ober and he wooked okay. After a couple ob minutes Frogknot was back to his old self!!

Mommie said to make sure dat I remind eberyone about how dangerous dese cords are!! We cut ours and it's all wrapped around da top fingie in a way dat it can neber come down. Since dis is my window we neber raise or lower da blinds in it - Dey always stay half-way because I need to see out my window!!

I am so gwad dat mommie was only gone for a moment, but den, dis is a clear example ob how much trouble widdle puppies can get into if you don't hab an eye on dem all da time!!

Practicing safety first in our house,

Baywee da good bully

We had such a nice afternoon!!!!

2006-06-03T17:01:00.000-06:00

Mommie dropped Frogknot off at da groomers and we spend all abernoon enjoying dis peace and quiet dat was felt in our house!! Den mommie went and got Frogknot and boy does he wook handsome!! Frogknot said dat if he has to go get a hair cut den he wanted a mohawk. He told mommie dat it's his hair, so he should hab a choice!! Mommie said "Okay, Frogknot, you can hab your mohawk." So dat is what he got!!

Dis is a before picture. Wook at all dat hair!!

See dat cute widdle mohawk??

Dis is one handsome widdle Frog!!

He wooks great!! I won't eben mind (much anyway) sweeping wiff him. At weast all dat hot hair is gone!! Dat helps!!

Well, our nice quiet weekend is ober. Froggie is home!! Wook out eberyone!! Dis puppy is all ober da pwace. I fink dat he's happy to be home!

Your pal,

Baywee

Pictures of Taylor

2006-05-31T21:13:00.000-06:00

Dis is all da pictures dat we hab for now.

Taylor'sPics

Jen promised us dat she was emailing us pictures ob Taylor wiff Hays. She told mommie dat widdle Haywee (I fink dat mommie spells it Hailey dough) lubs da baby. She asked if Taylor could come home and lib wiff dem foreber. Haywee eben offered to share her room!! I fink dat she wikes her new widdle sister!

Your pal,

Baywee

I fink dat dis is about da funniest fing eber!!

2006-05-31T17:26:00.000-06:00

I am gwad dat I am not Frogknot!!! Dis is so embarrassing!!!

Wook at widdle Froggie wearing his brand new widdle Frog harness!!! Do you see dat wook on his face??? Dat wook is because he was very busy barking at mommie!! He said "I don't care if dis is microfiber!! I don't care if it's a Frog!!" While I'm busy typing dis message out he is ober trying to scratch dis beautiful widdle harness off. Den he rolls wike he finks dat it's just going to come off! I am so gwad dat da only fing mommie eber makes me wear (well except for halloween) is my Champ Baywee football jersey, or my Georgia bulldogs jersey!! Poor widdle Frogknot is developing a closet full ob clothing and accessories. I almost feel bad for him, den I remember dat dis is da puppy dat won't wet me sweep in no matter what day it is!!! After I remember dat I just waff!!

If you want a weally cool harness wike Froggies (and who wouldn't? Well, besides me.. velcro wouldn't keep me in one pwace. I fink dat to qualify you first hab to be a widdle dog!!!) all you hab to do is go to dis great store: Dreamydogs.com - "The stuff dreams are made of!"

Mommie is gwad dat she bought da XXS instead of da teacup size. We fought dat Froggie might hab to grow into it because he's only 4lbs 4oz and da XXS starts at 5lbs, but it's not loose at all. Dis is a good fing because we don't want to loose our puppy!! He better not grow out ob it too fast dough!! I want plenty ob time to waff at him!!

Your pal,

Baywee

WE HAD A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-30T17:09:00.000-06:00

Well, I didn't hab a baby, Froggie didn't hab a baby (he is a baby) and Mommie didn't hab a baby either!! Our two legger sister had a baby!!! Mommie is a grandma again!! First dere was widdle Hailey, who will be three next month, and as ob today dere is widdle tiny Taylor Lynn!!! She was bigger den Hailey, so we were weally happy about dat! Hailey only weighed 4 lbs and she had to stay in da NIC unit at da hospital for 12 days!! Widdle Taylor is 5 lbs 10 oz and she's nice an healthy. She was actually due on 6/28, but she was impatient and so here she is!! We don't fink dat she will hab to stay anywhere. She will get to go right home wiff her mommie!!

Mommie only has da widdle picture dat Jen sent to mommie between dere cell phone fingies, so here is one quick widdle picture ob Taylor Lynn:
We know dat it's a widdle picture - but widdle cell phones take widdle pictures!! Dis is a fact ob life!! We hab to wait for da big pictures to come!!

I fink dat she wooks a wot wike Hays, but chubbier!! We sure wike knowing dat she's chubbier!!

I fink dat Frogknot is sick!!!

2006-05-29T18:08:00.000-06:00

At weast he's sick in da head!!! Dis is not a normal puppy!! Dere is somefing wrong wiff him!! Froggie has spent at weast da wast hour (maybe more) barking at himself in da mirror. You would fink dat after an hour he would know dat da puppy in da mirror is not a weal puppy!! I don't wanna say dat he is dumb... but - dis is not normal bulldog behavior. Since he is a yorkie type bully I would fink dat he would hab enough brains to know his own image!!

Me an mommie are covering our ears trying to protect dem from dat sharp widdle yorkie-bully bark!! Dis is one loud mouth puppy! I fink dat I need a bacation!

Froggie has another hair appointment next weekend. We're not telling him dough. We don't want him to cwy! (He's such a big baby!!)

Welp dat's all da news dats fit to print. I hab to go waff at Froggie again. IT'S A MIRROR, SILLY PUPPY!!

waff,

Baywee

Wook at us!!

2006-05-27T16:59:00.000-06:00

Mommie was surfin dis afternoon and she stopped in to wook at one ob her very favorite websites. it's a pwace called

DesPair,Inc

Dis webiste is one ob dose modivational websites, except dat it's a DEmotivator. It's all da same kinds ob great pictures, but da sayings are all weally funny. We get our calendar here ebery year!! We also hab some ob dere pictures.

Mommie was wooking at one ob da new posters and it was titled "Beauty" den she thought to herself "Self, I bet dat we can make one just wike dat wiff two ober "Beauties" and dat is were Froggie and I came in. Here is our poster!

I'm not sure about dat wording dough. Who in da world would fink dat Frogknot is irritating besides me?? I know dat no one would fink dat I'm irritating... well, except for dat bad backyard squirrel ob mine!!

Well, it's back to da drawing board to see what else we can do!

Your happy widdle fwiends,

Baywee and Frogknot

It's a holday weekend!!!

2006-05-26T21:47:00.000-06:00

YAY!!

I lub holidays!! It means dat mommie is home wiff us!! Best ob all, she's on call so dat means dat she won't be wondering too far from home because she might need to do somefin (whateber dat somefing is dat she does at work. She doesn't take me an Froggie to work so we don't eben know. Not eben on "take your kids to work day!!" I fink dat dis is an outrage, but I guess dat is a whole nuther story.) Me an Froggie wike it when mommie's home. Well, Froggie wikes it as long as mommie's not doing somefin dumb wike vacuuming. He's scared and hates all dat noise. I don't mind it much dough. I'm used to it, besides, it means dat mommie is doing her job and she's taking good care ob us. As wong as she's keeping us cwean den I don't mind at all. After all, I don't hab do do da work!!

So, dis is a fun fing. Does anyone besides us wike to wait until it's waite at night, den turn on scary movies??? Mommie as got one eye on da tb and she's watching Ring 2. Da first Ring was weally scary!!! Eben dough it's scary we still sweep just fine!! Dat neber bothers us!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

waff

Happy Memorial Day dis weekend and fanks a wot to eberyone dat has served, is serving and will serve in da future! You are what makes dis country! We wub you wots!

Mommie said dat we'll post some pictures wader dis weekend!

Lub, Baywee

My pal, Piper and his broder, Corky

2006-05-24T19:00:00.000-06:00

Piper's mommie emailed my mommie and sent her some pictures!!!

Piper sure is a handsome dude!!

I'm wondering if Piper's mommie wants to trade one slightly used Frogknot (you know, until he grows up a widdle bit and minds his manners) for Piper!!!

Ineed to hab my buddy ober someday to pway!!

Dis ober dog is Corky! He kinda wooks like me a widdle bit, see he's got brown around his eye and a black nose and some white fur. Dat is what I hab too!! We're almost twins!!

Wooking good, Piper!!!

Your bestest pal and pwaying buddy,

Baywee

Frogknot is a bad boy!!!!

2006-05-24T05:40:00.000-06:00

Dis morning while mommie is trying to get weady for work dat bad puppy ob mine got into one ob mommie's widdle baby plants. He dumped dis whole widdle baby plant ober and den dragged it all ober. Dere was potting soil (I fink dat's just dirt so I don't know why people don't just make it easy and say dirt too) eberywhere!!!

Mommie saw it and she told him STOP!!! He wooked at her den he took dose dirty widdle paws and wan into da libing room. Fings are okay now dough. Mommie swept up all dat dirt (although I did note dat she didn't swifter yet) and she vacuumed da libing room floor. Now she's running off to work. I guess she ran outta time to get dat swifter out!!

Welp, I gotta go hit da lub seat. Dat's enough excitement for me in one day!!

Your pal,

Baywee - da tattletale

Dis is how Yorkies pway

2006-05-22T15:52:00.000-06:00

Froggie had his yorkie pway group yesterday. He told me dat at first he was very scared!!! He didn't fink dat he wiked dose ober dogs. He wanted to come home!! Den after a widdle while he decided dat he could come out from under mommie's wegs and maybe check out some of da smaller dogs. He didn't wike da big ones, but den after he started pwaying den he was okay wiff dem pwaying and chasing wiff him!! He had a wot ob fun!! He was so tired when he got home dat all he wanted to do is sweep!! Dis was one lazy puppy!!

Froggie met Argyle yesterday too!! Argyle is a new widdle yorkie puppy dat is owned by some friends of mommie's where she works! Dey came to da meet-up and Froggie got to pway wiff him. Froggie weally wiked Argyle!!

I fink dat I would wike to attend a yorkie meet-up!! It wooks wike dere were a wot ob cute puppies dere!

Froggie had wots ob fun and I am weally glad dat he went. I lubed being able to nap for da afternoon wiff out him buggin me!!

Your pal,

Baywee